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Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
I never heard of doughnutgate, but instantly knew it had to be about Voodoo donuts.

The only evil going on there is the line wait not being worth the donuts.

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Moose-Alini posted:

I never heard of doughnutgate, but instantly knew it had to be about Voodoo donuts.

The only evil going on there is the line wait not being worth the donuts.

At least the building is in the vicinity of the old Portland underground. And probably has a basement. And sketchy sex stuff probably happened in the porn theater next door before it closed. The most suspicious thing is that it took them until this year to accept credit cards.

gently caress, I’m just going to make the conspiracy worse.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Chuka Umana posted:

A LIVE BODY AND A DEAD BODY CONTAIN THE SAME NUMBER OF PARTICLES. STRUCTURALLY, THERE'S NO DISCERNIBLE DIFFERENCE. LIFE AND DEATH ARE UNQUANTIFIABLE ABSTRACTS

Quantifiable by smell. Much like how you'd use taste to quantify the difference between oral and rectal thermometers.

Vahakyla posted:

As cool and good progressives we should celebrate the suicide of troubled and ill person facing desperation, yes very much so.

Progressives could use this as a stepping point for a public discussion on mental health services.

Fiend fucked around with this message at 06:42 on May 16, 2019

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Chuka Umana posted:

A LIVE BODY AND A DEAD BODY CONTAIN THE SAME NUMBER OF PARTICLES. STRUCTURALLY, THERE'S NO DISCERNIBLE DIFFERENCE. LIFE AND DEATH ARE UNQUANTIFIABLE ABSTRACTS

No, dead bodies have fewer particles thanks to the voiding of the bowels when the sphincter relaxes.

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

I heard a boomer chud coworker talking about this Kappy weirdo's podcast, which is great, because I now I can confirm my coworker is a qanon. It's definitely not terrifying.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

paternity suitor posted:

I heard a boomer chud coworker talking about this Kappy weirdo's podcast, which is great, because I now I can confirm my coworker is a qanon. It's definitely not terrifying.

Start anonymously leaving pictures of highway overpasses on his desk, marked up in red sharpie.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I was looking at r/movies this morning and



That's burying the loving lede lol. They're like "oh yeah that guy, that's too bad" and few comments later:

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
QAnon kind of fell off

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

It's just going to get rolled into the next big conspiracy fad, just like pizzagate before it.

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Blue Moonlight posted:

The most suspicious thing is that it took them until this year to accept credit cards.

So they finally gave in. Voodoo is compromised now, but who finally got to them? The Deep State? Globalist bankers? Big Pharma?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Chuka Umana posted:

A LIVE BODY AND A DEAD BODY CONTAIN THE SAME NUMBER OF PARTICLES. STRUCTURALLY, THERE'S NO DISCERNIBLE DIFFERENCE. LIFE AND DEATH ARE UNQUANTIFIABLE ABSTRACTS

oh good, a Duncan McDougall skeptic in this very thread :rolleyes:

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Chuka Umana posted:

A LIVE BODY AND A DEAD BODY CONTAIN THE SAME NUMBER OF PARTICLES. STRUCTURALLY, THERE'S NO DISCERNIBLE DIFFERENCE. LIFE AND DEATH ARE UNQUANTIFIABLE ABSTRACTS
https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/908681139057029120

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Blue Moonlight posted:

And sketchy sex stuff probably happened in the porn theater next door before it closed.

I went there once and was severely disappointed by the lack of sketchy sex stuff going on there. <:mad:>

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m going to voodoo doughnuts tomorrow not planning on taking any of my guns but I will keep an eye out for basements and children being molested.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
I'm pretty sure I did once read a thing about Voodoo Doughnuts being a lovely employer, though. Not anything egregious - just low wages, long hours, lovely supervisors, terrible morale. The usual.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Octatonic posted:

So they finally gave in. Voodoo is compromised now, but who finally got to them? The Deep State? Globalist bankers? Big Pharma?
The Rothschilds - one of those “all Rothschilds are globalist bankers, but not all globalist bankers are Rothschilds” sort of deals.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I went there once and was severely disappointed by the lack of sketchy sex stuff going on there. <:mad:>
Well, did you even ask for any adrenochrome?

pookel posted:

I'm pretty sure I did once read a thing about Voodoo Doughnuts being a lovely employer, though. Not anything egregious - just low wages, long hours, lovely supervisors, terrible morale. The usual.
Seems to fit the theme of an employer that’s concerned about ten-cent transaction surcharges on their overpriced doughnuts.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Vahakyla posted:

As cool and good progressives we should celebrate the suicide of troubled and ill person facing desperation, yes very much so.

Counterpoint: more chuds should betray their allies and then take the coward’s way out.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1128394146899644416?s=19

nepetaMisekiryoiki
Jun 13, 2018

人造人間集中する碇


All the cool nazis are doing it, chuds!

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I went there once and was severely disappointed by the lack of sketchy sex stuff going on there. <:mad:>

av/post combo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m On my way to voodoo doughnuts I assume if I ask for some of their freshest holes with extra walnut sauce that they’ll get the picture?

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


Don't refer to suicide as 'the coward's way out', please and thanks. It does nothing to prevent future suicide and generally just serves to hurt family and survivors.

nepetaMisekiryoiki
Jun 13, 2018

人造人間集中する碇

kartikeya posted:

Don't refer to suicide as 'the coward's way out', please and thanks. It does nothing to prevent future suicide and generally just serves to hurt family and survivors.


I do not know what to say for other posters, but I do not wish to prevent suicides among those who wish to genocide the rest of the world?

If they do not wish to live in worlds with Jews, blacks, gays, and so on I heavily wish that is on the terms that it is the nazi who does the dying.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I think it's tough but fair to say it's better that kill themselves than us

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


nepetaMisekiryoiki posted:

I do not know what to say for other posters, but I do not wish to prevent suicides among those who wish to genocide the rest of the world?

If they do not wish to live in worlds with Jews, blacks, gays, and so on I heavily wish that is on the terms that it is the nazi who does the dying.

That's not what I said. I said don't say stuff that only serves to harm people who have been affected by suicide in some way, just because some rear end in a top hat gave you an excuse. There's a whole library of things to mock him for that don't involve doing that. You can even make a bunch of suicide jokes that don't involve doing that. Calling people that commit suicide cowards for doing so has a really long, gross history and is generally used to dismiss the actual causes rather than bother to try to address them (see also: selfish).

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
It's a fair enough point. I'll avoid using it in the future. Not going to edit it out though as it would make the preceding odd to read.

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
https://twitter.com/infinitechan/status/1129674534775209985?s=21

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011






Who's Jim?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
The expat whoremonger who runs 8chan from the Philippines.

vkeios
May 7, 2007




TVsVeryOwn posted:

Who's Jim?

Jim Watkins, the guy who owns 8chan. He also runs a hosting company that had 2channel as a client and supposedly forcibly took control of that site; at least according to Hiroyuki Nishimura, 2ch’s creator, who now owns 4chan.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
Is there any more context about what that tweet is? I get they're doing something wrong but no idea what

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Browsing the replies on there and sometimes it's just too on the nose and you question if they're really being non-ironic about it:



Also, can't wait for us to move to step 2. Should be any day now!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Yes, I believe 100% the version of this story that's coming from the guy behind 8chan, of course.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

vkeios posted:

Jim Watkins, the guy who owns 8chan. He also runs a hosting company that had 2channel as a client and supposedly forcibly took control of that site; at least according to Hiroyuki Nishimura, 2ch’s creator, who now owns 4chan.

Man pedos really love to hide out in the Philippines.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I guess it's been a quiet month since this apparently all happened months ago but enjoy the world through some Q Goggles:

https://twitter.com/prayingmedic/status/1129854421762883584?s=20


https://twitter.com/prayingmedic/status/1129854426301194240?s=20

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

twistedmentat posted:

Man pedos really love to hide out in the Philippines.

It's because law enforcement there is so corrupt they can easily and inexpensively pay off the local authorities.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
In the universe where any of this poo poo makes sense, why would the pedovore cabal still believe Q when he says that arrests are totally gonna happen next Tuesday? He's said that 50 times so far and has gloated about it being a fakeout every time. They're like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football.

In other news, Cher seems to possibly be into QAnon now?

https://twitter.com/cher/status/1129518393378451456
https://twitter.com/cher/status/1129783288015577090

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/cher/status/1129873643356459009

Maybe she just had a stroke?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

I'm pretty sure she's just using 'anon' meaning 'soon', which it does.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Nah she's always like this

Feinne posted:

I'm pretty sure she's just using 'anon' meaning 'soon', which it does.

Yeah this is what I thought too.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Goon Danton posted:

Nah she's always like this


Yeah this is what I thought too.

The idea of proud alt right Patriots obsessing over the lyrics of Chers Life after Love to own the libs is just awesome.

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