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Hot Karl Marx posted:I got good news, maybe? That's a lot funnier than I was expecting.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:I got good news, maybe? got ourselves a regular sun tzu here
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May 17, 2019 19:21
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HAHA I GOT EVERYONE SO CONFUSED! MAGA! *Recession
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May 17, 2019 19:43
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This is the worst loving year
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Hot Karl Marx posted:I got good news, maybe? What in tarnation does he think the Iranian government leadership just fucks around watching TiVo all day like he does? Wait, yes of course he thinks that.
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May 17, 2019 20:31
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Holy poo poo, up to 298. These are the latest additions to HR 553: Rep. Doyle, Michael F. [D-PA-18] 05/16/2019 Rep. Scott, Austin [R-GA-8] 05/16/2019 Rep. Balderson, Troy [R-OH-12] 05/16/2019 Rep. Evans, Dwight [D-PA-3] 05/16/2019 Rep. Gallagher, Mike [R-WI-8] 05/16/2019 Rep. Wilson, Frederica S. [D-FL-24] 05/16/2019 Rep. Hill, Katie [D-CA-25] 05/16/2019 Rep. Collins, Chris [R-NY-27] 05/16/2019
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May 17, 2019 20:37
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Is it loving happening?
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May 17, 2019 20:42
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Is it loving happening? Not until July at the earliest.
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May 17, 2019 20:49
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FAUXTON posted:What in tarnation He thinks every leader is like him. He makes up sources, so they do too. He lies a lot, so they do too. He's racist as hell, so they are too. It's one of those things that advisors just can't get out of his head, similar to tariffs. So now, his big idea is that Iran just needs to call him and they'll cut a deal. The two sides fundamentally don't understand each other in the slightest. Iran has no idea if Donnie's dumb macho poo poo is serious or if it's complete bullshit. Donnie is in the oval office puzzled about what Iran wants, likely making IRAN TO THE STORE LOL jokes and having his stupid jokes laughed at by toadies. So it will likely end with military strikes and Donnie literally saying I GAVE THEM MY NUMBER AND THEY WOULDN'T CALL ME on live television.
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May 17, 2019 20:56
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Best Korea figured it out. You get a minion to kiss Donnie's rear end, then keep on doing whatever you want.
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May 17, 2019 21:08
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The House of Commons voted against a second referendum  Has someone got a link to an explanation of "Armageddon Investment" please? Preferably in words of 2 syllables or less.
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goomsnarr posted:The House of Commons voted against a second referendum dang, the Brits really are committed to just doing the worst thing every time lol.
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FAUXTON posted:dang, the Brits really are committed to just doing the worst thing every time lol. Takes one to know one. 
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May 17, 2019 21:25
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goomsnarr posted:The House of Commons voted against a second referendum Holy poo poo. The next big recession is gonna be scary.
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May 17, 2019 21:25
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Holy poo poo. No war but class war
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May 17, 2019 21:47
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goomsnarr posted:The House of Commons voted against a second referendum It's like watching someone drown.
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May 17, 2019 22:41
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Madurai posted:It's like watching someone drown. By resolutely refusing to swim.
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Fallom posted:Did they take the John McAfee Antivirus Software off federal workstations yet? Nope! I mentioned it to a coworker a while ago but he was unaware of the cartoon character John’s become. He straight up didn’t believe me until he wasted about half an afternoon reading up.
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I can't decide if my favourite John McAfee story is the whale loving or the time some news station interviewed his live-in Brazilian poop prostitute.
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The Iron Rose posted:I can't decide if my favourite John McAfee story is the whale loving or the time some news station interviewed his live-in Brazilian poop prostitute. My favorite is declaring war on the Bolivian government because he was using local central American plants to research curing cancer and they wanted to know whats up
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Godholio posted:Nope! I mentioned it to a coworker a while ago but he was unaware of the cartoon character John’s become. He straight up didn’t believe me until he wasted about half an afternoon reading up. Didn't one of his prostitutes/girlfriends try to kill him more than once? He's married to a hooker right now.
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May 17, 2019 23:17
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Casimir Radon posted:Hopefully the result of his research wasn't "I should buy some crypto currency!" So's the president oh ho ho ho
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May 17, 2019 23:40
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That's not a nice way to talk about the Third Lady. Or Thirtieth really.
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May 18, 2019 00:19
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Can't take it seriously if Canada in 1812 and Mexico 1846 don't count.
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May 18, 2019 00:24
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BigDave posted:I would trust a cat named Beans with my life.
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hobbesmaster posted:Can't take it seriously if Canada in 1812 and Mexico 1846 don't count. Not to mention Italy, Germany, Vietnam...
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McNally posted:Not to mention Italy, Germany, Vietnam... Syria whenever Vas was in.
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How did they skip Cuba/bay of pigs? I used to have that song memorized come to think of it.
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As Nero Danced posted:How did they skip Cuba/bay of pigs? They forgot the Maine.
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hobbesmaster posted:They forgot the Maine. 
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Hey so we almost had another school shooting: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/high-school-coach-tackled-gunman-portland-oregon
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BigDave posted:Hey so we almost had another school shooting: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/high-school-coach-tackled-gunman-portland-oregon good job coach
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Cat's posting from the grave considering it died on the 14th.
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Current Event: John Wick: 3 is dope. Go see that poo poo. I am currently recovering from murder fatigue there I'd so much good damned violence densely packed. Current Event: John Wick is socialism. The High Table is The Man represented by a Cersie with a neck tattoo.
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KirbyKhan posted:Current Event: John Wick: 3 is dope. Go see that poo poo. I am currently recovering from murder fatigue there I'd so much good damned violence densely packed. I’m glad Keanu Reeves found roles that suit his... dull? lethargic? personality (Neo, John Wick) because Keanu Reeves seems like a genuinely good dude. Like outside of acting and martial arts and motorcycles I bet his hobby is like... an herb garden or something lame and dad mode. I’m planning to see it Sunday morning.
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