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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I assume "hypergamy" is not a term for an extremely gamy game

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Hwurmp posted:

I assume "hypergamy" is not a term for an extremely gamy game

I'm telling myself this is what it means and I refuse to look up whatever it was supposed to mean

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the absolute gamyest

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
he meant to type hypergaymy. game promised waifus but all you get is dicks slapping your man's jaw in perpetuity, like a skyrim mod gone wrong

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Hypergamey is a term to describe the smell of a person who plays that type of game.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The White Dragon posted:

he meant to type hypergaymy. game promised waifus but all you get is dicks slapping your man's jaw in perpetuity, like a skyrim mod gone wrong

uh i think you mean gone perfectly

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Wamdoodle posted:

uh i think you mean gone perfectly

Naked Butler?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hypergamy sounds super dirty but isnt, its the scientific term for marrying up.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Hypergamy sounds super dirty but isnt, its the scientific term for marrying up.

It's just been eaten by the incel mindworm cult, so a lot of folks have learned a hard negative reaction to it. Myself included.

Especially with this game, which seems to be steeped in incel bullshit.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Somfin posted:

It's just been eaten by the incel mindworm cult

Do they kill themselves because the halebopp comet decided to orbit another galaxy?

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

MOVE OVER TEKKEN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026840/Ultra_Fight_Da__Kyanta_2/

Despite looking like a DOS fighting game it's in early access. And apparently free!?

And AFAIK it's got no malformed sex drive poo poo!

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

jonsicoli posted:

MOVE OVER TEKKEN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026840/Ultra_Fight_Da__Kyanta_2/

Despite looking like a DOS fighting game it's in early access. And apparently free!?

And AFAIK it's got no malformed sex drive poo poo!

I misread that as "Fight Da Kyanka" and was like "They finally made Lowtax vs. Uwe Boll into a videogame?"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I stumbled upon a $5 Solitaire clone that is just Solitaire but with anime tits and all I'm gonna say is that I think Solitaire was fine when it only had 4 jacks a game.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

jonsicoli posted:

MOVE OVER TEKKEN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026840/Ultra_Fight_Da__Kyanta_2/

Despite looking like a DOS fighting game it's in early access. And apparently free!?

And AFAIK it's got no malformed sex drive poo poo!

I'm clueless about fighting games myself, but I've heard that this is actually a legit fun game, if simple.

EDIT: I tried it out. I beat a cat person with my robot dinosaur, mostly thanks to a crazy drill ultimate. The next opponent was a literal dog that sprayed flaming pee all over the floor. I couldn't figure out what to do about that so I lost. The dog showed its butt to me.

8/10 will probably play again later.

StoryTime fucked around with this message at 15:14 on May 18, 2019

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

https://twitter.com/microtrailers/status/1129662036324048896

Aight well gently caress steam.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

jonsicoli posted:

MOVE OVER TEKKEN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026840/Ultra_Fight_Da__Kyanta_2/

Despite looking like a DOS fighting game it's in early access. And apparently free!?

And AFAIK it's got no malformed sex drive poo poo!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/426264628

If anyone wants to see gameplay footage here's TieTuesday playing it for an hour.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

jonsicoli posted:

MOVE OVER TEKKEN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026840/Ultra_Fight_Da__Kyanta_2/

Despite looking like a DOS fighting game it's in early access. And apparently free!?

What does it say that my first reaction to this game was "what the gently caress this isn't porn, who posted this"

E: this is the #1 game listed on Steam's "New and Trending"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/991600/Rabbit_Burn/

RazzleDazzleHour fucked around with this message at 20:31 on May 18, 2019

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
https://i.imgur.com/r7QY1qC.mp4

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Check out the opening of the game it's something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxfC4FUIZo

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

StoryTime posted:

Check out the opening of the game it's something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxfC4FUIZo

Why..? Why..?
Why..? Why..?

OK

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

StoryTime posted:

Check out the opening of the game it's something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxfC4FUIZo

Fish head guy must surely be a reference to Kikkoman? Destroying all foreign sauces...
This was a flash animation way back in 2001 or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz-mJed_bP0

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

StoryTime posted:

Check out the opening of the game it's something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxfC4FUIZo

Stuff like this makes me furious that the Super Best Friends imploded because this sort of bizarre, completely rear end-backwards fighting game is extremely their wheelhouse.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

Stuff like this makes me furious that the Super Best Friends imploded because this sort of bizarre, completely rear end-backwards fighting game is extremely their wheelhouse.

Woolie and Matt might collab on it at some point, maybe. Pat's more into streaming big deal long rear end games now and probably always was more about that sort of content.

Of the guys I think I enjoy what Matt puts out the most. Like Wha Happun is enough to build a channel around by itself and listening to his stream of consciousness commentary on other content makes me hear my own thoughts in his cadence for days on end.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

:same:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Is this real

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
Probably a modded version of the game running in an emulator
There are also nude mods to remove what's left of the women's clothes :science:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


FirstAidKite posted:

Is this real

Would you believe me if I said no?


I don't necessarily disagree with her, but I wouldn't say it like that.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
What game was that originally? one of that horrible titty ninja series?

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Discendo Vox posted:

What game was that originally? one of that horrible titty ninja series?

How do you know she's a ninja HMMMMMMM? *shines flashlight in car window*

also yes

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
She's not wrong about California.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

why does the titty ninja want to gently caress the entire staff of Sony Corporation, as well as the entire population of the state of California

that seems intensive

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Hwurmp posted:

why does the titty ninja want to gently caress the entire staff of Sony Corporation, as well as the entire population of the state of California

that seems intensive

It's a living.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Hwurmp posted:

why does the titty ninja want to gently caress the entire staff of Sony Corporation, as well as the entire population of the state of California

that seems intensive

Some people are just really, really extraordinarily thirsty.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

ultrafilter posted:

Would you believe me if I said no?

Those games are shameless in a way I can't abide so I really wouldn't be surprised one way or the other

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

How do you know she's a ninja HMMMMMMM? *shines flashlight in car window*

also yes

The shuriken on the lower right.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



If you don't know if someone's a ninja or not you can just ask they are required to answer truthfully.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

If you don't know if someone's a ninja or not you can just ask they are required to answer truthfully.

Nope, my dad works with a real ninja and he said that's just a myth.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Hector Delgado posted:

Nope, my dad works with a real ninja and he said that's just a myth.

But wouldn't that make the image posted entrapment?

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haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



no nudity and still very bad:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063770/Pew_Dew_Redemption/

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