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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Oh god I want to play the next doom so bad

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Moon Slayer posted:

Holy mistake.

God messed up and here I am.

Catching up on the meme thread after vacation and hey how's it going

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1129763326282653696?s=19

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Love to do my makeup and hair before I go hunting

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

I dunno man that seems pretty relaxing?

Spoken like someone who's never been QPU misaligned :rolleyes:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Love to do my makeup and hair before I go hunting

Avon foundation over a deer-urine concealer.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Jerry Cotton have you ever flown FinnAir

you know the English safety voiceover thing?

I know that guy

Yes.

No.

OK?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://twitter.com/EmeraldDemond/status/1129069351359827969

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Cask of Amontillado is a meme now? I love being ahead of the curve on memes. I made a Super Mario Maker stage based on it years ago. You had to slowly follow a spiny koopa down a long corridor in the dungeon and you had one opportunity to jump over it and get to the goalpost or else he'd land on a switch and lock you out to die when the timer ran out.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
meme marketing is the weakest baby bitch advertising poo poo ever. just explain your product and move on, you're not going to bond with me on some deep interpersonal level, ensuring I shell out all of my cash to Crest, through Odie-cum memes.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
My man have you considered not going to Crete this summer?

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1129470130763780097/pu/vid/1280x720/rnAtaAg4kMk_BgzX.mp4

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
In school once we watched a short film of Amontillado that had the guy who played Odo on DS9 as Fortunato and since then I've not been able to read the word "Amontillado" without hearing it in his gargle

That's my story thanks for listening

You can watch the whole thing here if you want
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6TF_sMg5pKI

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uahs9ZOXE

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause
https://twitter.com/CLeituga/status/1129755492836958209

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrbeNUYDaVo

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfc8fL-swxQ

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Dude's the Chris Kyles of meme wars

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1129818979067944961?s=19

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Fister Roboto posted:

Spoken like someone who's never been QPU misaligned :rolleyes:

the rare no joystick/no A-press post!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Phy posted:

In school once we watched a short film of Amontillado that had the guy who played Odo on DS9 as Fortunato and since then I've not been able to read the word "Amontillado" without hearing it in his gargle

That's my story thanks for listening

You can watch the whole thing here if you want
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6TF_sMg5pKI

And how exactly have you managed not to use Amontillodo instead?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Trabant posted:

And how exactly have you managed not to use Amontillodo instead?

Oh for fucks sake

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007



Paul F Tompkins?

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
holy lol this bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2AtLh2mjNI&t=362s

e:at 6:02 if it doesn't work

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Phy posted:

In school once we watched a short film of Amontillado that had the guy who played Odo on DS9 as Fortunato and since then I've not been able to read the word "Amontillado" without hearing it in his gargle

That's my story thanks for listening

You can watch the whole thing here if you want
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6TF_sMg5pKI

The peculiar thing about  René Auberjonois is that he he delivers his lines with unique rhythm and pattern called the Odometer.

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!

Sormus posted:

The peculiar thing about  René Auberjonois is that he he delivers his lines with unique rhythm and pattern called the Odometer.

:flashfap:

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


LifeSunDeath posted:

meme marketing is the weakest baby bitch advertising poo poo ever. just explain your product and move on, you're not going to bond with me on some deep interpersonal level, ensuring I shell out all of my cash to Crest, through Odie-cum memes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSyWtESoeOc

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

LifeSunDeath posted:

meme marketing is the weakest baby bitch advertising poo poo ever. just explain your product and move on, you're not going to bond with me on some deep interpersonal level, ensuring I shell out all of my cash to Crest, through Odie-cum memes.

There is a truism in marketing that the more convinced someone is that marketing doesn't work on them, the more vulnerable they are to it. This is because brand marketing doesn't work the way you think it does; the point isn't to explain the product (you already know what Crest does) or to make you feel as if Crest "gets" you, the millennial consumer. The point is that when you think "toothpaste" the first one that pops into your head, and therefore the one you're likely to buy unless you have some reason not to, is Crest. Memes are a pretty effective way of doing that, not because they make you like the brand more but because they get in front of you/into your head in a kind of insidious way.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
It's the old farmer who thought of nothing but how much he hated god going into paradise because he kept god always on his mind story.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jerry Cotton posted:

It's the old farmer who thought of nothing but how much he hated god going into paradise because he kept god always on his mind story.

This sounds like a finnish folktale

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Jerry's extremely Finnish, if you just dropped in

But there's a certain sick logic to that from the punishment point of view, as well as the reward. Consider: If it is a sin to hate God, then for a man who dedicates his entire existence to hating God, his punishment in the afterlife is to spend eternity in the presence of the supercilious bastard.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I think about prööh a lot I wonder what my hell will be like.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jerry Cotton posted:

I think about prööh a lot I wonder what my hell will be like.

Paladinus made a Chrome extension that could simulate exactly this

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




The cats name was Tard.

If you've ever owned cats you would know its the perfect name for one.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

OxySnake posted:

The cats name was Tard.

If you've ever owned cats you would know its the perfect name for one.

No, the perfect name is Cat.

My last cat was named Cat. I don't think he even understood the concept of names.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

OxySnake posted:

The cats name was Tard.

If you've ever owned cats you would know its the perfect name for one.

Yeah I'm 99% sure she isn't objecting to calling a cat Tard because she was worried about the cat.

Gokuweed420
Feb 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I like how there are people who genuinely think that the phrase "I had fun once, it was terrible/awful/sucked" is somehow a clever turn of phrase that had never existed until Kate beaton drew her comic, and not an incredibly banal witticism that boils down to "I did (popular thing), it was (opposite of popular opinion on it)" that nerds have been making for literally decades.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Jerry Cotton posted:

It's the old farmer who thought of nothing but how much he hated god going into paradise because he kept god always on his mind story.

Its the reverse of that Ted Chiang story where a non-believer widower whose wife died and went to heaven jury rigs a 100% sure way of him going to heaven along with her - being killed by the sudden appearance of an angel.

He goes to hell.

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