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Lady Disdain posted:I once saw a documentary that showed an orca torturing ("playing with," the doco called it) a seal pup for over an hour before it eventually got bored and killed it. Didn't even eat it afterwards. Quite a few humans still like to hunt even though it's not necessary at all, and prey doesn't really care whether or not it gets eaten afterwards. Although it's true that you never claimed homo sapiens was rad
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Dolphins are probably worse, choosing to bludgeon their victim to death then having sex with the corpse.
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Cythereal posted:Incidentally, seals have killed one person. IIRC it was a researcher in the Antarctic scuba diving, and a seal playing with her ripped off all her scuba gear. She drowned. It was a leopard seal (which are terrifying predators). She was snorkelling, and it pulled her underwater. Phlegmish posted:Quite a few humans still like to hunt even though it's not necessary at all, and prey doesn't really care whether or not it gets eaten afterwards. Humans are the actual worst; I don't think anyone would contest that.
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It's kind of a balance really. Most people have basic feelings of empathy so if we kill something with a face (things like lobsters and most fish are out of luck) we try to do it as fast as possible but we also have one hell of a mean streak and opposable thumbs so killing things on mass is easier. On the other hand most animals will eat prey alive back to front causing hours of suffering if it doesn't think it needs to expend the energy to kill it first.
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Panfilo posted:Dolphins are probably worse, choosing to bludgeon their victim to death then having sex with the corpse. Orcas are dolphins.
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Pyrotoad posted:They're pretty nasty to the humans they get in captivity, so it's not hard to imagine what a wild orca could do to a person. Well yeah, if you were kidnapped, put in a small enclosure & trained by some inhumane methods, you'd probably be pissed off too
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Yeah, I didn't wanna see actual pictures of it anyways.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I didn't wanna see actual pictures of it anyways. I just googled it, it looks nice
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You're right! It does look nice. That dude did a good job.
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Fools, can't you see that man is building his own lair for when he finishes the ritual that will turn him into a modern lich? The paint can will be his phylactery, and he shall rule the whole of San Francisco from his hipster necropolis! 
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Shame he won't be a lich in a niche.
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Krankenstyle posted:Shame he won't be a lich in a niche. zombo in a condo
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https://twitter.com/CorRaven/status/1130539527754272768
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Literally the same look a bull gives you when you scratch his nuts.
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TontoCorazon posted:Literally the same look a bull gives you when you scratch his nuts. 
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Username combo breaker!
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Like almost every animal in existence, they love some scratchin where they can't reach or use a tree to go to town on. I used to help my uncle in his farm in the Dominican Republic and his mating bulls would get all macho and pissy in front of each other until you got behind them and started scratching.
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So they really just need one of these but mounted horizontally about a foot off the ground for a good...uh...nad buffing?
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Don't we all?
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Get the yellow ones, though. The yellow ones seem to work really well https://i.imgur.com/5bbYdUS.mp4
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Wait, have I just inadvertently learnt what a cow's orgasm face looks like ?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Get the yellow ones, though. The yellow ones seem to work really well Put a still of this in one of those anime girl having an orgasm collages
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MizPiz posted:Put a still of this in one of those anime girl having an orgasm collages Ahecow? I'll see myself out
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BOOTY-ADE posted:So they really just need one of these Those bulls would get nothing done.
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TontoCorazon posted:Those bulls would get nothing done. Do... do bulls have responsibilities?
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Screaming Idiot posted:Do... do bulls have responsibilities? Look big and strong for buyers and a good amount of fuckin.
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TontoCorazon posted:Look big and strong for buyers and a good amount of fuckin. Turn on your monitor
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TontoCorazon posted:Look big and strong for buyers and a good amount of fuckin. Berth Ell Pup, indeed
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Screaming Idiot posted:Do... do bulls have responsibilities? This is Zhivagao. He was a bull, not a steer, and his riders used him to herd cattle. Unlike horses, cattle used to work a herd won't spook them all to gently caress.  Zhivago was a badass.
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Scathach posted:This is Zhivagao. He was a bull, not a steer, and his riders used him to herd cattle. Unlike horses, cattle used to work a herd won't spook them all to gently caress. And to think, he did this all during the Russian Revolution...
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Screaming Idiot posted:And to think, he did this all during the Russian Revolution... And even with a woman riding him half the time!
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Scathach posted:And even with a woman riding him half the time! Wish my monitor was turned off
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Scathach posted:This is Zhivagao. He was a bull, not a steer, and his riders used him to herd cattle. Unlike horses, cattle used to work a herd won't spook them all to gently caress. Bodacious am a whole lotta' bull Over nineteen hundred pounds. He's born in Galry, Oklahoma And he's the baddest sonsabitch around If a Burma bull ever were a super star Then Bodacious just might be. He's a cream colored, beefy brawn, Full-fledged, four footed bovine celebrity.
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Dick Trauma posted:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epitoky Other worms convert their entire body into a sexual organ.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLpkUsr6Eo8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpxnQ8fNRck This guy's marksmanship is obscene. chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 22:29 on May 23, 2019 |
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Not sure I understand the worm sex thing 1. Sex organs detach 2. Sex organs have sex 3. ???
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King Missile sang about it, even.
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