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Defenistrator
Mar 27, 2007
Ask me about my burritos

American military history volume 1

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Samuringa posted:

Its the reverse of that Ted Chiang story where a non-believer widower whose wife died and went to heaven jury rigs a 100% sure way of him going to heaven along with her - being killed by the sudden appearance of an angel.

He goes to hell.

What?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ToxicSlurpee posted:

My last cat was named Cat. I don't think he even understood the concept of names.

Maybe Tard would have been the better choice then.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/Everdraed/status/1129851798976491520

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I was going to click this but then I got scared thinking about the emotional burden it would require and I didn't have it in me


But then I thought again and clicked It and lol. Also, bottom row is being distorted - hidden message lurking in there.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

KoRMaK posted:

I was going to click this but then I got scared thinking about the emotional burden it would require and I didn't have it in me


But then I thought again and clicked It and lol. Also, bottom row is being distorted - hidden message lurking in there.

Idgi

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



ToxicSlurpee posted:

No, the perfect name is Cat.

My last cat was named Cat. I don't think he even understood the concept of names.

The cat's name was Tardar Sauce.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Kheldarn posted:

The cat's name was Tardar Sauce.

That was retconned when people found out his name was Tard.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
We need a new cat named Hard-R Sauce.

Know for his excessive violent situations, foul language, and nudity.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

We need a new cat named Hard-R Sauce.

Know for his excessive violent situations, foul language, and nudity.

Lovecraft already hopped on that idea a hundred years ago

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

We need a new cat named Hard-R Sauce.

Know for his excessive violent situations, foul language, and nudity.

He's susceptible to heated gamer moments.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

KoRMaK posted:

I was going to click this but then I got scared thinking about the emotional burden it would require and I didn't have it in me


But then I thought again and clicked It and lol. Also, bottom row is being distorted - hidden message lurking in there.

I don't know what you're talking about, I saw it was Everdraed and couldn't click it fast enough.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Spanish Manlove posted:

He's susceptible to heated gamer moments.

I think that all cats would be casually and extremely racist if they could talk. They're adorable and they know it so they use it.

"Fluffy, stop clawing the couch!"
"Jews control all media."
"Fluffy, if you don't-"
"Lazy Mexicans are stealing our jobs and our welfare simultaneously, somehow."
"I should have gotten a dog."
"You mean the barking Jew?"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/DonsLawnSalon/status/1129560674651320321
https://mobile.twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1129816141973544961

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:hmmyes:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Super baby method?!

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/c9e3iLp.mp4

Right click -> Unmute

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Is_the_Absence_of_God

apparently you can just find it on the internet as the second Google result so I don't think this is :filez: (but if it is I'll edit this out)

DACK FAYDEN has a new favorite as of 15:32 on May 19, 2019

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SpacePig posted:

I don't know what you're talking about, I saw it was Everdraed and couldn't click it fast enough.

Everdread made a series of great stuff that was unnerving, wasn't sure what I was going to get at first

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!



A bean in the house...?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Ecology meme dump









Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer




This one comes with the description "when the new Planet of the Apes movies troll specifically you, a scientist studying primate vocalisations, by playing gibbon calls in the background but never showing one on-screen"




Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

More please

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!



My brain stops somewhere in the middle.

"wutuff"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Checks out.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Trig Discipline posted:

Ecology meme dump



This made me laugh way too much and I'm in no way qualified to get it.


What are these when they're not Fruit Gushers?

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

El Burbo posted:

Lovecraft already hopped on that idea a hundred years ago

:hmmyes:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Elevator Screamer posted:

What are these when they're not Fruit Gushers?

That is what deer ticks look like when they're chock full of blood. They're gross as hell and explode like a little blood balloon if you squish them.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

azurite posted:

A bean in the house...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1hbp8ZnXSE&t=44s

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Trig Discipline posted:

That is what deer ticks look like when they're chock full of blood. They're gross as hell and explode like a little blood balloon if you squish them.

Thanks, I hate it.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

That is what deer ticks look like when they're chock full of blood. They're gross as hell and explode like a little blood balloon if you squish them.

And a million fresh ticks if you don't :black101:

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

fuckin' nope.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
idgi

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
It's a one man one jar reference

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Elysiume posted:

It's a one man one jar reference

oh I assumed it was somehow deeper than that

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