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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

TARDISman posted:

Drogon saw the knife in his mom and thought the big chair of knives killed her.

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



limp_cheese posted:

Where the gently caress was Gendry? Isn't he a lord of one of the most powerful houses in Westeros? Why didn't he get a vote or a spot on the small council? Why wasn't Bronn at the vote? He's Lord of Highgarden. It seems like he should have been there.

Nope, instead let's have a character no one has mentioned in a few seasons and a Dorne Prince who doesn't have speaking lines. Not to mention Sir Davos, Brienne, and whoever the gently caress the other guys were.

At least Jon got to FINALLY pet his dog. Now if only he knew what he's supposed to be doing as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.

The writers forgot

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Zippy the Bummer posted:

I laughed when Jon shivved Dany after her manic messiah-complex speech

I actually thought that was well done. Clarke sold the "I'm so goddamn crazy" angle pretty well, like Dany wasn't even a real person anymore

:agreed:


Barudak
May 7, 2007

George H.W. oval office posted:

So sansa is scotland and arya hosed off to america?

Its fuedal japan so Sansa is Nanbu and arya hosed off to korea.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

limp_cheese posted:

Where the gently caress was Gendry? Isn't he a lord of one of the most powerful houses in Westeros? Why didn't he get a vote or a spot on the small council? Why wasn't Bronn at the vote? He's Lord of Highgarden. It seems like he should have been there.

Nope, instead let's have a character no one has mentioned in a few seasons and a Dorne Prince who doesn't have speaking lines. Not to mention Sir Davos, Brienne, and whoever the gently caress the other guys were.

At least Jon got to FINALLY pet his dog. Now if only he knew what he's supposed to be doing as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.

but gendry was there and said aye to bran?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

limp_cheese posted:

Where the gently caress was Gendry? Isn't he a lord of one of the most powerful houses in Westeros? Why didn't he get a vote

Gendry was on the council that voted for Bran

Some of you guys I think are legally blind

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
And the small council should just sit around and ask "where's Gendry?"

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Or more likely your watching 240p streamed crap and cant recognize faces

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
So are they building a wheelchair ramp up to where the iron throne used to be? And now instead of iron, we have the wheeled throne.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Pretty good finale but when Arya went down on Euron’s corpse in order to cement the allegiance of the iron islands it was a little too graphic for my tastes.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

13Pandora13 posted:

Lol one of my friends is defending the ep with "Here's a thought: it's not our story to tell. GRRM shared his major plot points ahead of time with the show runners, so this is what he wanted. What did you want to happen? I'm sure George will change the book ending for you. :smug: " jfc

Lets assume Georgie boy has done any work at all instead of eating more delicious pies; plot points arent a story. With better writing this could have worked, but instead we have this, the work of two idiots who are going to make alternate history confederacy porn.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
smug ser podrick was the highlight imo

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Kak posted:

i was half joking when i asked about edmure tully but thanks i guess

Looks like he was the real winner here, now he's free, he's got a hot wife and a kid, and he's the head of his house.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

fakeaccount posted:

So are they building a wheelchair ramp up to where the iron throne used to be? And now instead of iron, we have the wheeled throne.

dany breaks the wheel and here they come rolling in with two new ones, cant catch a break that dany

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I hated the episode but I did like the part where Drogon starts to fly off and John Snow whips out Longclaw and slices his dick off and the three ton dick plummets 12 stories and crushes Tyrion

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
That was uh lol *tugs collar*

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I laughed when Jon shivved Dany after her manic messiah-complex speech

I actually thought that was well done. Clarke sold the "I'm so goddamn crazy" angle pretty well, like Dany wasn't even a real person anymore

It was funny to me that he had to hand over his weapons to meet with a prisoner but just walked up to the super paranoid queen fully armed.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m pretty mediocre on the final season as a whole but the only thing that I really hated was when they dug up Catelyn Starks corpse just so the mountain that rides could crank his hog into her zombie womb and create the next generation of undead soldiers

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





No hot pie finale was trash

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/zackbeauchamp/status/1130298376497565700

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

George H.W. oval office posted:

No hot pie finale was trash

he is off shoving sticks up his dickhole while backing pies.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


limp_cheese posted:

Why wasn't Bronn at the vote? He's Lord of Highgarden. It seems like he should have been there.

He wasn't lord of highgarden yet, Tyrion presumably had to make it happen and he was still rotting in jail.

Also yeah, why no Hot Pie wtf

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


Getting stoked for West Of Westeros season 1

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Loden Taylor posted:

Looks like he was the real winner here, now he's free, he's got a hot wife and a kid, and he's the head of his house.

Also the uncle who shamed and owned him is dead.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1130317614356488192

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

bird with big dick posted:

I hated the episode but I did like the part where Drogon starts to fly off and John Snow whips out Longclaw and slices his dick off and the three ton dick plummets 12 stories and crushes Tyrion

i like the part where drogon uses danys body in court ship nest building ritural to woo female dragons like a giant Satin bowerbird.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

dudeness posted:

What's west of westeros?

Maybe ask your brother who can just turn into a bird and look there. Or the college down south that is just like a thousand nerds hanging out discussing this poo poo.

I'm assuming she just hired the ship also, like I don't remember Arya being trained as an explorer, all her talents involve killing dudes and manipulating people. But if you can just hire a ship then why didn't anyone else have the idea of going west?

Yeah, it's so loving dumb. I get that Arya has some kind of wanderlust and can't stay bored in one place for a single second, but the fact that she just decides to leave everyone to become an explorer is like Dexter tier nonsense. It's laughable.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
My girlfriend was so bored by the ending that she started playing around on her phone and she was accidentally spoiled by a friend on Facebook who posted that Jon finally pets Ghost. It was really funny.

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




personally i wouldve stuck with primogeniture, but i guess feudal elective has its positives too

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
*turns 10 lovely episodes in 6 timelessly lovely episodes*
"We don't have enough time to answer every question or explain basic reasoning why poo poo happened"
*15 minutes of epilogue montages*

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


A Song of rear end and Failure

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Glad this bad show is over now, bring on the next bad cultural milestone for morons

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


So is it just that dragons can't kill Targs or something is that why the dragon had to just throw a hissy fit rather than kill jon

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Serj Tankian singing Rains of Castamere is cool as hell, so at least one good thing came out of this garbage show. https://youtube.com/watch?v=tlkgbwmN9mQ

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hustlin Floh posted:

Glad this bad show is over now, bring on the next bad cultural milestone for morons

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

No ending stinger. Lame

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





would have been sweet if jon saddled up on drogon and hosed up ol no dick instead of being a dipshit

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Guess that Alabama law was a futile attempt to save this show.

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