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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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*boong

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Aluminum bat: *ping*

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Galvanik posted:

It's surprising to learn that even being married to a citizen, with a kid, doesn't automatically confer citizen. What happens if the father dies? Does the kid, who definitely is a native US citizen, get sent to an orphanage even though the mother is still alive, or would they deport him to Mexico since that's where she is and they won't let her into the country.


Hey, have you heard about something called the School-To-Prison Pipeline? It's all about solving this kind of problem.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/EUw9jtp.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

please just keep walking
please just keep walking
please just keep walking
please just keep walking


:bisonyes:

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Double Punctuation posted:

Actually, it is illegal in Pennsylvania to record a private conversation without everyone’s consent, even in public places.

Fairly certain it effectively becomes consent as soon as they know they're being recorded. I mean, they have the option to shut up.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Data Graham posted:

Aluminum bat: *ping*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Pu78CzSOw

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

This video is never not funny, the AEUAGH!! is perfect

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Still my favorite text alert.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

That guy is a moron among morons. It's four pages of, "I knowingly married an illegal alien, then voted for a guy who promised to kick her out, and now she can't get into the country to be with our child who has cancer," followed by, "... but I still think I probably did the right thing."

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fatty posted:

Fairly certain it effectively becomes consent as soon as they know they're being recorded. I mean, they have the option to shut up.

I believe that anywhere with two-party consent, it becomes legal to use anything that is recorded as soon as the other person knows they're being recorded. The problem is that you could theoretically get in trouble for what you recorded before they found out about the recording.

That being said, there's absolutely nothing illegal about whipping out your phone in public to record something. Some states make it illegal to secretly record stuff in public, but there's nothing secret about pulling out your phone and visibly recording someone right in their face.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's a character played by British comedian Tom Walker, you can support him by giving him views on his youtube channel: Jonathan Pie.


Roblo posted:

I don't always like his stuff, he can be a bit irritatingly smug centrist, but recently he's been quite on point.

I may be remembering wrong but I'm sure a year or two back he was a bit more of a "pro free speech" type, can't completely remember since I used to turn off his videos sharpish.

Anyone who shits on Sargon of Assad is good, though.

Yeah back when Louis CK got outed as a sex pest and then tried to do a comeback on the standup circuit with some lovely hateful material and people were all "This guy sucks even more now!" Jonathan Pie did a video titled "The trouble with WOKE comedy" which was pretty much going "Look I don't know about the sex pest stuff but how dare you impinge on his free speech!" which was real :chloe:


Edit: Like, I agree that comedy should be free of censorship but now's probably not the time to be mounting a spirited defence of Louis CK when there's plenty of other comedians he could have talked about instead ...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/479779134366056448

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Edit: Like, I agree that comedy should be free of censorship but now's probably not the time to be mounting a spirited defence of Louis CK when there's plenty of other comedians he could have talked about instead ...

But it wasn't really censorship, though. Unless there's a big chunk of the story that I missed.

It was people exercising their right to not pay money to see lovely comedians who sexually assaulted women :shrug:

Also, businesses not wanting to hire comedians who sexually assault women.


EDIT: Good lord, I have lost the ability to grammar good.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah back when Louis CK got outed as a sex pest and then tried to do a comeback on the standup circuit with some lovely hateful material and people were all "This guy sucks even more now!" Jonathan Pie did a video titled "The trouble with WOKE comedy" which was pretty much going "Look I don't know about the sex pest stuff but how dare you impinge on his free speech!" which was real :chloe:


Edit: Like, I agree that comedy should be free of censorship but now's probably not the time to be mounting a spirited defence of Louis CK when there's plenty of other comedians he could have talked about instead ...

A bunch of people telling someone to poo poo the gently caress off for saying stupid things isn't even close to censorship so maybe that Pie fella should poo poo the gently caress off.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Re: the thread title, I know a dude who was wrenching on his car prying something and put a screwdriver through his hand.

Dude had to be begged by his wife to go to the hospital. He screwed up a bunch of nerves and almost lost use of several fingers

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1129928280080039936

https://twitter.com/navalang/status/1129942374833172480
https://twitter.com/navalang/status/1129944756996444160

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Control Volume posted:

The first part is wrong, that law is focused on private communications only. In-person convos in a public area dont meet that criteria

Does this really matter? Or perhaps it’s a US thing. In the EU you cannot put up a photos (and I presume video) of anybody unless you have their consent. Crowds are fine, but something like the video definitely not.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


That's loving cold.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


It’s always wonderful when someone dives into a total fuckup with absolute confidence.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ariong posted:

It’s always wonderful when someone dives into a total fuckup with absolute confidence.

Yeah I like when people decide to be in a relationship with me too.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Push El Burrito posted:

Yeah I like when people decide to be in a relationship with me too.

No, that’s allowing a total fuckup to dive into them.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




My thoughts exactly, lmao

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Came to see what got the thread title changed, wasn't disappointed. I can see trying that with a flat dowel rod, but it looks like the stick is actually pointed. What, indeed, did he think was going to happen?

orange sky posted:

Love that bit of resistance before he manages to get it out

Should have lubed it up first

Post, avatar, etc.

e:

Ariong posted:

It’s always wonderful when someone dives into a total fuckup with absolute confidence.

"Never ask a question to which you do not already know the answer."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMa-_fd0E0Q

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 08:07 on May 20, 2019

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

belt posted:

AHHHHHHHHH

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

What ever she is looking at to the right must be really interesting for her to miss that pool.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Looks like the lip of the pool is just under the surface, maybe she thought the whole thing was solid? Like a giant reflecting pool in the middle of the yard that also somehow had a ladder going into it?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

sorry I’m a bad person

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Former DILF posted:

i heard their people can't swim, maybe its a racial thing

gently caress this poo poo

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/rDRxfWY

This did not go the way I expected.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Jippa posted:

What ever she is looking at to the right must be really interesting for her to miss that pool.

Takes No Damage posted:

Looks like the lip of the pool is just under the surface, maybe she thought the whole thing was solid? Like a giant reflecting pool in the middle of the yard that also somehow had a ladder going into it?

Unless I’m very much mistaken that’s a rooftop bar or restaurant, you can see the glass barriers at the back and what looks like a view. Actually they’re railings of some kind.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Still my favorite text alert.
:discourse:

iOS https://www.dropbox.com/s/czqehvcmrulgzfy/ping1.m4r

MP3 https://www.dropbox.com/s/j8kra6g8nfytlxo/ping1.mp3

NoneMoreNegative has a new favorite as of 10:30 on May 20, 2019

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Jippa posted:

What ever she is looking at to the right must be really interesting for her to miss that pool.

A bigger Pool

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


chitoryu12 posted:

That's loving cold.

*Dunning and Kruger shake hands*

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/seddonnews/status/1130446247171710976

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1130448303122931717

Memento has a new favorite as of 13:37 on May 20, 2019

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
The guy cracking up in the background of the video makes my day.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
Not often I'm proud to see my home-town on the internet

:britain:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQSsrvsszcs

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Burger King in Scotland tweeted about still selling milkshakes after McDonald's was asked to and apparently acquiesced to not selling them near Farage. loving pathetic.

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