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Trabant posted:It's a stretch for this thread, but it is however unsafe as gently caress That's not unsafe, that's exactly how you deal with those fuckers.
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In my neck of the woods the geese wait at the crosswalks and go with the traffic. We have a lot of hunting here though, so it could be the geese know to mind their business
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Former DILF posted:In my neck of the woods the geese wait at the crosswalks and go with the traffic. We have a lot of hunting here though, so it could be the geese know to mind their business "You are literally a turkey I can hunt with a hammer and a pair of gloves. Do not gently caress with me or I will end you."
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i live next to a river and you just walk past the geese??? they don't do anything
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hemale in pain posted:i live next to a river and you just walk past the geese??? they don't do anything ay, look at this boys, we got us a disney princess over here
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May 20, 2019 08:48
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We have a lot of poultry and I've dealt with enough to get a feel for it. Turkeys, hens, ducks, become pretty harmless once you have them by the neck. Flapping its wings just makes a breeze. What are you going to do? Die of hypothermia because there is too much of a breeze? They don't think to get their sharp claws on their feet onto you unless you put yourself in the way. The other way to handle a goose like this would be to completely grab its wings and body, holding the wings down so it can't flap and then it would still be free to peck you. I wouldn't advise that.
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May 20, 2019 09:18
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Bad Munki posted:I'm quite certain it's "Tony Danza" "Hold me closer Tony Danza" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UroApoVbKn0&t=165s "Theres the bathroom on the right" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6iRNVwslM4&t=71s
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May 20, 2019 09:28
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That goose will plot your demise. Drop it alive and die of "unrelated causes" possibly years later.
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May 20, 2019 09:28
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Actually going through the register here I can see that most people actually die of "causes unrelated to geese". 
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May 20, 2019 09:30
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Karate Bastard posted:Actually going through the register here I can see that most people actually die of "causes unrelated to geese". That is what the geese want you to believe.
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Geese always try to attack me when I'm running or biking near them. I give a wide berth, and even then they sometimes still give chase. They're assholes.
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May 20, 2019 13:18
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gently caress geese. I sometimes go sit in my car down by the lake and read a book. Geese will come up to my car and start pecking at it. I'm all like "gently caress off bitch, I ain't got no candy for you".
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May 20, 2019 14:11
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Canadian Geese loving suck.
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May 20, 2019 14:15
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iospace posted:Canadian Geese loving suck.
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May 20, 2019 14:33
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People forget that parking brakes don't work great when you're facing up hill. Always have someone in the cab with their foot on the brake. I remember back in the 90's when the first "new" version of the Dodge Ram came out. This dude had bought a shiny $30,000 tricked out Ram and towed his huge boat to put in at the public landing in town. The boat dragged the entire truck into the water. Just headlights showing. It hydro-locked the engine. It took quite some time for the local shop to get the truck running again. It wasn't totaled only because it was such an expensive vehicle. Wheel chocks can be as simple as logs and retail ones cost a few dollars. Invest in chocks.
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Sagebrush posted:do you come from a place where swimming pools usually have railings? Yes, the party organizers get some temporary posts and run a line between them to prevent accidents.
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May 20, 2019 14:57
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iospace posted:Canadian Geese loving suck. Don't be racist. You have Canada geese in America too.
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Sagebrush posted:Don't be racist. You have Canada geese in America too. Those geese probably shoot you.
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Trabant posted:It's a stretch for this thread, but it is however unsafe as gently caress https://twitter.com/lexxiedwards/status/1129466010648621061?s=19
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May 20, 2019 16:17
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Also the goose gif has sound.
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im spending my morning going through a hard drive of tree work GoPro videos, seeing if there is anything worth putting on media for the company first one I click on, starts with my arborist talking to the camera "soooo I'm either gonna die or this is gonna be some sick poo poo."
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:im spending my morning going through a hard drive of tree work GoPro videos, seeing if there is anything worth putting on media for the company 
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:"soooo I'm either gonna die or this is gonna be some sick poo poo." This has to have been the opening to at least one Jackass video
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May 20, 2019 16:50
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May 20, 2019 17:50
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Platystemon posted:I just clicked to 14:50 and it lives up. unironically jamming the gently caress out
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May 20, 2019 17:57
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I like that it's polarized.
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May 20, 2019 18:02
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duz posted:Yes, the party organizers get some temporary posts and run a line between them to prevent accidents. Haha why would you want to ruin your own party?
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Maybe you guys just need a dog. Nothing will match the joy of sneaking up on a whole flock of geese, just chilling at the park, and watching them all collectively go "Oh poo poo!" and fly off. Me and my dog both had an ear-to-ear grin that morning. 
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May 20, 2019 18:55
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xergm posted:Maybe you guys just need a dog. Soma them words had fallen outta there.
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May 20, 2019 19:01
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Sagebrush posted:Don't be racist. You have Canada geese in America too. Branta canadensis loving suck. Better?
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xergm posted:Maybe you guys just need a dog. I was walking across the office parking lot once when I heard a WHUMP sound like an air cannon being fired, followed by flapping and honking. One of my co-workers had taken his cattle dog out for a potty break, and the dog decided to go rile up the geese, who took off as a flock. Never seen a bigger grin on a dog's face. Related. 
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May 20, 2019 20:16
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Figure it out
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nurrwick posted:Ah good, his stories are showing up in the outside world, this is delicious. Wait you know Pete also? Nice to know other artstudent/MICA goons exist.
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That reminds me, didn't get a photo, but saw a guy on the way to work wearing Carhart work pants, a tool belt, and flip flops. He was repairing a fence with a hammer while perched on a 6 foot retaining wall. Godspeed, mon frere.
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uvar posted:Happened a few weeks ago but I don't recall it coming up ok what the gently caress this is like the 3rd time today I've read about something bad happening to someone named kurt my name is kurt gently caress
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Kanine posted:ok what the gently caress this is like the 3rd time today I've read about something bad happening to someone named kurt Well, they come in threes, so you're fine.
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Kanine posted:ok what the gently caress this is like the 3rd time today I've read about something bad happening to someone named kurt Shhh, nobody tell this guy what happened to the Kurds.
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spankmeister posted:Shhh, nobody tell this guy what happened to the Kurds. rough chuckle
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https://i.imgur.com/HQgz8nJ.mp4
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