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Picnic Princess posted:Does she not know how phones work? Doesn't she have "assistants" who could call or email for her if she's worried about giving out personal info? Snapchat lost like a billion dollars when her little sister said she was over it, Kim K knew exactly what she was doing.
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Please refer to her as lawyer Kim k
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May 20, 2019 20:50
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oldpainless posted:Please refer to her as lawyer Kim k Kim K, Esq.
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May 20, 2019 20:53
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As technological progress continues the so-called stupid old fart line will get younger and younger. Before it was don't trust anyone over 30, now it's 25 and as the zoomers age it will continue to drop. In the future everyone over a month old will be dottering fools unable to access the brainwave posting devices. Our only hope is to be their Mike Gravels in politics.
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May 20, 2019 20:55
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T-man posted:As technological progress continues the so-called stupid old fart line will get younger and younger. Before it was don't trust anyone over 30, now it's 25 and as the zoomers age it will continue to drop. In the future everyone over a month old will be dottering fools unable to access the brainwave posting devices. Is this The Singularity? I think it’s approaching, at least.
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May 20, 2019 21:01
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May 20, 2019 21:12
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Maybe he'll make fun of Batman like he did Twilight and we can all laugh at the losers together like back in the day 
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May 20, 2019 21:17
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It shouldn't be understated that Robert Pattison loving hates Twilight. I think Pattison could pull Bruce Wayne off easily. Still not sure about Batman though.
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May 20, 2019 21:26
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Batman is a loner so he pulls himself off.
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May 20, 2019 21:30
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T-man posted:As technological progress continues the so-called stupid old fart line will get younger and younger. Before it was don't trust anyone over 30, now it's 25 and as the zoomers age it will continue to drop. In the future everyone over a month old will be dottering fools unable to access the brainwave posting devices. Hell, we're posting here on a forum. how many teenagers these days have every even seen a forum?
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May 20, 2019 21:31
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Tenebrais posted:Hell, we're posting here on a forum. how many teenagers these days have every even seen a forum? You know those old folks communities that look like old lovely towns to try and be comforting and familiar to olds as their brains deteriorate into mush? That's what these forums will be for the 90s internet kidz
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May 20, 2019 21:33
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pre and post internet/cell phone is what really matters going from a world without those to the current day is too much. that's why you have olds out there telling kids to pound the pavement and poo poo, because they cannot understand that every company has an endless stack of resumes from all over the country to pick and choose from. it is a completely different world
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May 20, 2019 21:35
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hawowanlawow posted:pre and post internet/cell phone is what really matters "Get off the computer and go apply for jobs" -everyone's dad who hasn't had to interview for a job since 1992
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May 20, 2019 21:37
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The world also moves and changes so fast now that "wisdom" doesn't mean jack poo poo anymore. You have to adapt and learn quickly, what was relevant today will be irrelevant tomorrow. Life experience won't get you anywhere when the world is completely different than what you experienced. I don't automatically disrespect elders, but I definitely lose a lot of respect for them when they treat you like incompetent morons and refuse to acknowledge that you're perfectly capable of figuring out your world even if you've been in it for less time than they have.
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May 20, 2019 22:13
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ghost emoji posted:"Get off the computer and go apply for jobs" -everyone's dad who hasn't had to interview for a job since 1992 That isn't just old people. My last girlfriend actually gave me poo poo for never handing in paper applications in 2015. I was just like...why? If you go to a place in person then they just point you at a kiosk (if they even have one, that is) that has exactly the same process as going to the website in the end. Pounding the pavement is long since dead and gone.
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May 20, 2019 22:21
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oldpainless posted:Please refer to her as lawyer Kim k Wasn't that the vocalist from Technotronic?
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May 20, 2019 22:25
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I have had extremely bad luck finding a job out of college and lost motivation for long stretches of time, so that has basically confirmed my dad's old-fashioned suspicion for online applications.
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May 20, 2019 22:26
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seiferguy posted:It shouldn't be understated that Robert Pattison loving hates Twilight. I have some information about Bruce Wayne that may shock you.
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there wolf posted:Yeah, it reads less like sovcit nonsense and more like this rear end in a top hat found out two pieces of information, the IRS has rewards for ratting out tax frauds and cash payments can often go unreported, and thought he'd figured out one cool trick to get some easy money. It's insane because my local dive bar is cash only and has been in business since the 1950s in an area that's been gentrified full of nosy NIMBY motherfuckers who rat each other out over lawn ordinances constantly.
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May 20, 2019 22:31
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Pounding the pavement is long since dead and gone.  It's not just walking around, kid! You've got to put on your best suit, go find the man in charge, give him a good firm handshake, look him straight in the eye, and ask for a job! It worked in 1968 and it'll work today! Some things never change!
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May 20, 2019 22:36
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seiferguy posted:It shouldn't be understated that Robert Pattison loving hates Twilight. i'd say that, yeah, bruce wayne is a billionaire kung fu playboy, but he's also a weirdo and i bet RP could play up the weirdo part better than kung fu playboy but i also have seen half of one of his movies so
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May 20, 2019 22:44
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's insane because my local dive bar is cash only and has been in business since the 1950s in an area that's been gentrified full of nosy NIMBY motherfuckers who rat each other out over lawn ordinances constantly. The main reason for being cash only is to avoid credit card fees, not cheating on your taxes. If you're going to cheat on your taxes just be smart enough to keep two sets of books.
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May 20, 2019 23:03
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https://mobile.twitter.com/herbertnyt/status/1126251314596450304 Middle East Editor of the NYT And yes the article is as bad as it seems
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May 20, 2019 23:12
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Crow Your Coins! posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/herbertnyt/status/1126251314596450304 Tbf, Midwest children are ticking time bombs to suck just as much as their parents
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May 20, 2019 23:14
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GEtting dressed, going outside, physical exertion to get to the building, waiting in line all showed a work ethic that online applications don’t. You had to do some work to even apply for a job which weeded our lot of potential competitors. Nowadays any bozo online can apply in 10 seconds to anything It still helps tremendously to know somebody already there tho
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May 20, 2019 23:16
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Andrast posted:Here's your reminder that short-time stock price changes mean absolutely loving nothing and you should never care about them unless you are literally a day trader. But you don't understand, it dropped one whole percent, to its lowest value in (checks) two and a half hours!
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May 20, 2019 23:48
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oldpainless posted:It still helps tremendously to know somebody already there tho I've had rough times getting jobs, and 99% of internet help with this is "Everyone has a relative who owns a small business, just work for them, don't let your pride get in the way" no, everyone does not have a relative who owns a business, website list.
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Crow Your Coins! posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/herbertnyt/status/1126251314596450304 I'd have to say "the ticking"
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Oh man, I hope we get Trump's hot take on Batman. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/380401743198056448
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Gloomy Rube posted:I've had rough times getting jobs, and 99% of internet help with this is "Everyone has a relative who owns a small business, just work for them, don't let your pride get in the way" Hi, Aunt Eileen, can I work at your Etsy shop?
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Krispy Wafer posted:Oh man, I hope we get Trump's hot take on Batman. Yeah doesn’t he have some weird fixation with Pattinson?
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oldpainless posted:GEtting dressed, going outside, physical exertion to get to the building, waiting in line all showed a work ethic that online applications don’t. You had to do some work to even apply for a job which weeded our lot of potential competitors. Nowadays any bozo online can apply in 10 seconds to anything more like olddoesn'tunderstandthejobmarket which now that I look at it seems redundant Dr Christmas posted:I have had extremely bad luck finding a job out of college and lost motivation for long stretches of time, so that has basically confirmed my dad's old-fashioned suspicion for online applications. I applied to several hundred jobs over a six month period, got screwed out of a couple jobs for being trans, then gave up and started living that NEET life. Lifehack: befriend a cs major who will support your weed and videogames lifestyle
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Krispy Wafer posted:Oh man, I hope we get Trump's hot take on Batman. I don't know why but the future president of the united loving states allaying people's fears over batman like it was a goddamn call for peace after civil unrest had me laugh for a minute straight in a mixture of genuine humor and absolute terror we are beyond parody at this point Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 01:04 on May 21, 2019 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:I don't know why but the president of the united loving states allaying people's fears over batman like it was a goddamn call for peace after civil unrest had me laugh for a minute straight in a mixture of genuine humor and absolute terror To be fair he wasn't president at the time
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May 21, 2019 01:03
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Len posted:To be fair he wasn't president at the time I meant to say "future" in the original post, but the fact we* eventually elected him is proof this world deserves the gentle embrace of nuclear Armageddon. *Russia
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Screaming Idiot posted:I meant to say "future" in the original post, but the fact we* eventually elected him is proof this world deserves the gentle embrace of nuclear Armageddon. We is also a Russian dystopian novel, so it really does check out. 
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May 21, 2019 01:10
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Absurd Alhazred posted:We is also a Russian dystopian novel, so it really does check out. Every Russian novel is a dystopian novel by virtue of taking place in Russia. People in North Korea look at each other and say, "We may be starving while our insane ruler builds nuclear weapons, but at least we're not in loving Russia."
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May 21, 2019 01:19
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Krispy Wafer posted:Oh man, I hope we get Trump's hot take on Batman. Folks, he was right.
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May 21, 2019 01:27
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zoux posted:Folks, he was right. *readies milkshake*
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Screaming Idiot posted:*readies milkshake* Duck!
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