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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The marketing ploy that you need Highest Quality Whatever has been wildly successful. in reality you can just eat garbage, you're an overgrown raccoon. we all are. we can just consume the worst poo poo right out of the garbage.

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Pick posted:

The marketing ploy that you need Highest Quality Whatever has been wildly successful. in reality you can just eat garbage, you're an overgrown raccoon. we all are. we can just consume the worst poo poo right out of the garbage.

Much like your posting.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
like a animal

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Eat Trash

Be Gay

Do Crime

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
Actually gently caress the coffee derail, baluts loving good, eat it.

Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice

Rasmus posted:

Isn't that from Brigador?

Also, I don't get the joke.

Yes. She is famous in her faction (the spacers) for:

quote:

Aalto has managed to shock even our proudly decadent society with her latest exploits, such as turning gestation vats into a sous-vide of her still developing progeny - a most delectable Spacer balut.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

madeintaipei posted:

Much like your posting.

Hey now whoa whoa! This is supposed to be about proper roasting of coffee beans. Not improper roasting of each other.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

What's the best tea?

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

JoelJoel posted:

What's the best tea?

McDonald's sweet tea

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Ti-teas

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:hmmyes:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I snort rails of instant coffee and honestly can't tell the difference between brands.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

JoelJoel posted:

What's the best tea?

I buy my tea from a loose leaf tea shop, it has no brand name, but it's an apricot oolong.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Coffee isn't bean soup, it's bean broth.
Bean concentrate

bike tory posted:

Until you put milk in it, then it's cereal.
Reconstituted bean concentrate

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

JoelJoel posted:

What's the best tea?

hibiscus

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Atmosphere
Coffee
Mug

Sandwich

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I gather cups of my own blood which I dry and crumble into a fine powder, which I then mix with ground bone dust and flecks of dried nightshade. I pour this foul concoction into tiny bags woven of shreds of shrouds stolen from saints, and I dip the bags into water boiled on a fire fueled by the bones of children who died without being baptized, and I sweeten the resulting mixture with honey taken from beehives from trees that grew from the graves of renowned sinners.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Screaming Idiot posted:

I gather cups of my own blood which I dry and crumble into a fine powder, which I then mix with ground bone dust and flecks of dried nightshade. I pour this foul concoction into tiny bags woven of shreds of shrouds stolen from saints, and I dip the bags into water boiled on a fire fueled by the bones of children who died without being baptized, and I sweeten the resulting mixture with honey taken from beehives from trees that grew from the graves of renowned sinners.

...OK, and? Is it any good?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Dewgy posted:

...OK, and? Is it any good?

Honestly, I like the stuff from Dunkin Donuts better, but I can't afford it every morning. :(

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Dewgy posted:

...OK, and? Is it any good?

It's a bit nutty.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

*Discordant Honking*

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Oddhair posted:

I kind of want to educate them but OMG who has the time? It's like arguing about whether turning the AC up means higher temp or more cooling. On the flip side I spend $0 on coffee and it's bombastically good IMO so let 'em make it "wrong" and like things I don't like, as long as they don't leave the grounds stuffed in there all afternoon.

Who cleans the drat thing? I can hear the mold growing from here,

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

the needful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I got a pzone the other day and it was pretty good.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I got a pzone the other day and it was pretty good.

I got kicked in the p-zone the other day and it was not good.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

JoelJoel posted:

What's the best tea?

Pennyroyal

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I drink and eat only rear end.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Push El Burrito posted:

I drink and eat only rear end.

Text me

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Thought this said "EAT MY JEFF BURGER" and was like "wow, simmer down, don't have to be so goddamn rude about it"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


DiggityDoink posted:

I buy my tea from a loose leaf tea shop, it has no brand name, but it's an apricot oolong.

You are a person of good taste my friend.
:coffeepal::hf::synthy:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Soiled Meat
Even better than the abolish arabic numerals thing

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
They forgot "vote"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Now take out all the Germanic words as well. :kheldragar:

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
It's gotta be a parody, given that they are referring to the Royal Coat of Arms: i.e the official crest of both the UK Government and the British Monarchy for several hundred years.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Shut up Meg posted:

It's gotta be a parody, given that they are referring to the Royal Coat of Arms: i.e the official crest of both the UK Government and the British Monarchy for several hundred years.

It only got 517 signatures out of the 10,000 needed before it closed so it looks like they didn't take it that seriously
https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/163824

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

If only that poor soul had shoes to keep the pork chops inside of....

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


:hmmyes:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

bike tory posted:

Until you put milk in it, then it's cereal.

Cereal is grain based.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Karate Bastard posted:

Even better than the abolish arabic numerals thing



Gotta be a troll, no one who claims to love Britain would dare question the right of the queens coat of arms to be on the passport.

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