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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:A hospital in the area was locked down last year because of some dude with one of these Need me one of these but styled like an AR15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmLAqHY8Lo I don't know why this was in my recommended videos but this video sure screams stuff I can buy on aliexpress.
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May 22, 2019 01:44
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coldpudding posted:I went looking for a particular carving bit for my rotary tool but instead I found the deadliest angle grinder attachment I don't know if I did the math RIGHT, but I tinkered with google, and estimated one of the blades to get the weight. 384 lbf at 13,000 RPM. Which is written on the angle grinder there. More googling says that's about what an AR15 round can do in terms of impact energy.
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May 22, 2019 01:47
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Guess What I'll report back when it arrives
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May 22, 2019 03:22
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RandomFerret posted:I don't know what purpose this product serves or who the target consumer is but it dunks on Trump so I put it in my shopping cart regardless Aliexpress: It's a diarrhea Trump
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May 22, 2019 03:32
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super sweet best pal posted:Aliexpress: It's a diarrhea Trump 5 more years of diarrhea
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:A hospital in the area was locked down last year because of some dude with one of these A blade so powerful you don't even need to draw it ordering rn
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May 22, 2019 05:57
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coldpudding posted:Guess What You're actually going to use this thing? Please make a video.
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May 22, 2019 08:02
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s.i.r.e. posted:You're actually going to use this thing? Please make a video. And ask your next of kin to post it to Liveleak.
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May 22, 2019 08:11
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coldpudding posted:Guess What Make sure to report when it arrives, if you wait until you try it we might never hear from you again.
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May 22, 2019 08:14
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coldpudding posted:Guess What hell yes
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Enos Shenk posted:I don't know if I did the math RIGHT, but I tinkered with google, and estimated one of the blades to get the weight. 384 lbf at 13,000 RPM. Which is written on the angle grinder there. Please don't die for the sake of this thread. I'm quite happy to laugh at posters who get a rash on their naughty bits as a result of an Ali purchase, but this is a bit too much.
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May 22, 2019 08:22
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Black Feather posted:Make sure to report when it arrives, if you wait until you try it we might never hear from you again.
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International shipping is fascinating. I ordered a pair of shoes from some random Amazon seller (couldn't find the same style on Ali, surprisingly) and it was shipped China Post, who then handed it off to FedEx, who then handed it off to USPS. It took exactly two weeks to arrive. I was honestly expecting three or four. Meanwhile, I've had domestic shipments take a week or more to travel less than halfway across a single country. 
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Shipping prices are all out of whack too, even if they're subsidized by the state. I ordered some components for a project I'm very slowly tinkering away at for €0.90 with free shipping, and another piece with €0.72 shipping. Even ignoring the crazy low component cost, if I want to send a letter or postcard to someone through domestic mail, the stamp alone costs 83 cents. And this poo poo's coming all the way from China. I'm not complaining, but I do wonder how long they'll be able to keep it up. On another note, some time ago someone itt posted about buying a reproduction of those Skull Kid figurines that came with the US limited edition Majora's Mask 3D. There's a bunch of sellers peddling those now, are there any specifically good ones I should buy from? Or should I just take a quick look through their reviews and pick whichever one looks good?
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coldpudding posted:Guess What And thus did "lost fingat" become part of the Aliexpress thread.
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May 22, 2019 14:37
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please practice safe "blood for the blood god"
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Yeah if you get an STI than you're only serving the plague god.
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coldpudding posted:Guess What YOu should probably call the suicide prevention hotline 
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Bummey posted:Well duh you don't buy the actual blades from ali, or need to spend $70. You buy the knockoff handle from ali for $8 and hundreds of razors from not ali, for under $20 total. Mine has worked great and I won't be running out of razors for years. I mean. As said a Parker handle is like $20, and your grandchildren will still be using it assuming you ever have any. I don't really see the point of going Ali for the thing that holds the sharp blade next to your face.  Maybe I'm not cut out for diarrhea trumpets. Geemer posted:Shipping prices are all out of whack too, even if they're subsidized by the state. I ordered some components for a project I'm very slowly tinkering away at for €0.90 with free shipping, and another piece with €0.72 shipping. It's one part that letters in China and the US may cross the border freely, and I would imagine that China has really cheap domestic rates. What seems to be happening is that small packages are being sent grandpa style as letters which only vaguely come in under size and weight requirements, and not actually as packages. From there it's all about weird old trade treaties. TLDR stamps in the US cost an ever-increasing amount so Chinese postage doesn't have to. We do a lot of stupid things like this. BTW the "mainstream media" were all in a huge huff end of last year because they swore Trump was sticking it to China pulling out of the postal agreement that makes this possible. You can still find all the news articles about it. It was really a bluff to help Palestine get in on the agreement, which they did. So now people in Palestine can get lovely Chinese crap too.
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revwinnebago posted:I mean. As said a Parker handle is like $20, and your grandchildren will still be using it assuming you ever have any. I don't really see the point of going Ali for the thing that holds the sharp blade next to your face. Read reviews first, of course. Not Ali reviews, because those are garbage and useless and mostly autotranslated gibberish. The Q Shave clone of that other thing has been working great for me.
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coldpudding posted:Guess What I believe it will go like this At hospital lost fingat
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Lol all they responded with was "Dear please be patient" I'd open a claim then, that's dumb. A lot of sellers will work with you, but if they're stonewalling with that poo poo then gently caress them.
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Bummey posted:Read reviews first, of course. Not Ali reviews, because those are garbage and useless and mostly autotranslated gibberish. "Perfect! Came in damaged box, haven't tested yet." 5/5 *picture of crumpled box and slightly dinged product* **** "Just as advertised. One of the pieces didn't work." 5/5 **** "Arrived after 40 days." 5/5 *picture of unopened package w/ full address visible* **** "Did not taste like lemon. Rip off!" 1/5 *picture of HE SCREAM AT OWN rear end pin*
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:I'd open a claim then, that's dumb. A lot of sellers will work with you, but if they're stonewalling with that poo poo then gently caress them. lol
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I ordered a squishy pig and its been 90 days. The seller says "don't worry we mailed it, be patient." 90 days is pretty long for a squishy pig.
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Charles Bukowski posted:I ordered a squishy pig and its been 90 days. The seller says "don't worry we mailed it, be patient." 90 days is pretty long for a squishy pig. 
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heeheex2 posted:lol What's funny? It's not hard to get a refund from AE if your poo poo never arrives and the seller is unresponsive.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:What's funny? It's not hard to get a refund from AE if your poo poo never arrives and the seller is unresponsive. the seller responded and the poo poo will arrive
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Yeah I'll probably just try to get the protection extended for a bit. My order is just a few of those crab pen holders so theres no urgent need. At least mine is not as urgent as a squishy pig is.
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Shut up Meg posted:
I mean yeah, obviously don't use it for actual parachuting purposes, but it should be fine as general-purpose cord for camping etc. 
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coldpudding posted:Guess What Can you do me a favor and post up any instructions that come with it before you sever the tendons in your hand and/or embed cheap steel into your chest cavity? I want to see how they want you to use this nightmare tool.
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May 23, 2019 14:18
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Please have a tourniquet on hand as well.
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:I mean yeah, obviously don't use it for actual parachuting purposes, but it should be fine as general-purpose cord for camping etc. Maybe I have been spoilt with what I understand 'paracord' to be and the stuff I have previously bought has been higher spec than the standard, but this feels thin. At first, I thought they had manufactured it without any inner strands at all - when you squeeze it flat, it is only 2mm thick. I did open it up and it has 6 strands after all, so maybe I don't know what real paracord should feel like.
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Killingyouguy! posted:Honestly just preemptively call 911 *hands phone* I've already dialed 9-1 for you, fire it up!
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have some incredibly realistic hacked-off limbs: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bCZGgVve you want a severed penis? you're covered too: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/cjMxprKu nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 18:50 on May 23, 2019 |
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