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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

docbeard posted:

I'm still convinced that she just doesn't want to be the Dem Newt Gingrich, the Speaker who presided over a failed impeachment attempt, and thinks if she can run out the clock by "relying on the system to do its (her) job", that the courts (lol) or Joe Biden (LOL) will make the bad man go away and she will be able to claim that her bold decisive (LOLOL) leadership helped.

Pelosi does what's good for Pelosi.

This is exactly it.

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Can't imagine why Joe Biden has failed at presidential runs since 1988

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

ShutteredIn posted:

Dems: give us these 1000 documents or else
DoJ: okay here’s one also it’s completely redacted.
Dems: perfect thank you, decorum wins again

Dems: ...wait, this is just goatse

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the corn pop story is basically the only thing left in american politics that i can still laugh at reliably, because everything is poo poo and torture and neglect are the pervasive normal

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


donald trump, start assassinating your opponents

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i could probably beat trump up in a 1v1 fight

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

the corn pop story is basically the only thing left in american politics that i can still laugh at reliably, because everything is poo poo and torture and neglect are the pervasive normal

Imagine being a Republican, hellworld would seem like totally loving sweet

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Squizzle posted:

the corn pop story is basically the only thing left in american politics that i can still laugh at reliably, because everything is poo poo and torture and neglect are the pervasive normal

imagine the torture hidden in the tax returns

A Handed Missus has issued a correction as of 16:13 on May 22, 2019

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

I mean, it's probably fake. But it's Joe Biden fake.

Corn pop is the same guy that tried to stab Ben Carson

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Karl Barks posted:

i could probably beat trump up in a 1v1 fight

youd think?

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
Speaker AOC imo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

newt successfully impeached Clinton tho ?

also his fall from grace was more the ethical violations and losing over the shut down

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

angerbeet posted:

I don't want to alarm anyone but it seems Donald Trump is somehow president

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

if they try to impeach and fail trump gets to redo his term right?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


yeah, depends on the fight rules, but i could probably do it

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Squizzle posted:

the corn pop story is basically the only thing left in american politics that i can still laugh at reliably, because everything is poo poo and torture and neglect are the pervasive normal

Candy Carson's AJ birth story is a source of endless laugh. Whenever you feel down remember Ben Carson.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Karl Barks posted:

yeah, depends on the fight rules, but i could probably do it

they guy is one fish filet away from a fatal heart attack, im giving u a dece chance!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

euphronius posted:

newt successfully impeached Clinton tho ?

also his fall from grace was more the ethical violations and losing over the shut down

pelosi proactively decided dems will lose because dems loving suck.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



jarofpiss posted:

if they try to impeach and fail trump gets to redo his term right?

he already does thanks to presidential harassment

it's in the Constitution, I promise

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

if they try to impeach and fail trump gets to redo his term right?

yes we set out clocks back to 1/2017

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

3-1 odds i could beat trump in a fist fight. he doesn't get to use secret service

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
corn pop?

or porn cop?

you decide...

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1131108922817941504

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Karl Barks posted:

3-1 odds i could beat trump in a fist fight. he doesn't get to use secret service

you must be in terrible shape

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




turns out Moving Pictures was a documentary

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

FAUXTON posted:

stalled until it's past the very important deadline of

June 30th, when the Dem primary begins in earnest and my liver can only handle so much succ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/A_W_Gordon/status/1131184083676139520

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I don't drink a lot but had a few beers last night and my body is not sure if it wants to be hungover or not

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




porp noc

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/elivalley/status/1130927543283003393

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


haha has anyone said "porn cop" yet

you know, instead of corn pop

get it

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:bezospop:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

thanks I hate it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bearjew posted:

I don't drink a lot but had a few beers last night and my body is not sure if it wants to be hungover or not

its not, you're just dehydrated, drink water dummy

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


thought it said gay rat dating

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




hey authority

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

They're going to do a presser after Trump meets with Pelosi and Schumer and right in front of them, Trump's gonna say they told him there won't be an impeachment and they won't say poo poo because they're both loving morons.

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
drat that's crazy

https://twitter.com/Sludge/status/1130916106238156800

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