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Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
we’re on for tomorrow again

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
that great lakes system is supposed to be around for like a week also

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
https://twitter.com/mes0m0rr0w_okwx/status/1131214288117542912?s=21

Red Cross Shelters are open. go if you need to and help if you can. this is gonna suck

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Silver Nitrate posted:

https://twitter.com/mes0m0rr0w_okwx/status/1131214288117542912?s=21

Red Cross Shelters are open. go if you need to and help if you can. this is gonna suck

godspeed, goon who I think we're all realizing is going to be staring down the barrel of endless climate horrors for the next 6 months until it shifts to rapid fire freeze thaw cycles that destroy all remaining infrastructure

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT

Epic High Five posted:

godspeed, goon who I think we're all realizing is going to be staring down the barrel of endless climate horrors for the next 6 months until it shifts to rapid fire freeze thaw cycles that destroy all remaining infrastructure

hell yeah imma get a kayak

https://twitter.com/kirstenhornewx/status/1131214721812783107?s=21

https://twitter.com/gtbynum/status/1131186077853790208?s=21

https://twitter.com/skyforcex/status/1131215629493637125?s=21

https://twitter.com/jedcastles/status/1131199433335627777?s=21

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Epic High Five posted:

godspeed, goon who I think we're all realizing is going to be staring down the barrel of endless climate horrors for the next 6 months until it shifts to rapid fire freeze thaw cycles that destroy all remaining infrastructure

the great oklahoma ice flats

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

the great oklahoma ice flats

:pray: :pray: :pray:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Get an air boat for rooftop rescues but you force people to read socialist literature in exchange for rescue

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

missouri river gonna get pretty drat high, maybe cause some real flooding in jefferson city (sadly the pro-lifer infested capitol is too big and tall to be washed away)

but lol you remove that statue of ceres for a few months and everything just goes to poo poo. get our pagan idol back up there

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



on the plus side, this means our reckless draining of the ogallala can continue slightly longer before one of the most productive agricultural regions in the world becomes a desert overnight

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT

Feranon posted:

missouri river gonna get pretty drat high, maybe cause some real flooding in jefferson city (sadly the pro-lifer infested capitol is too big and tall to be washed away)

but lol you remove that statue of ceres for a few months and everything just goes to poo poo. get our pagan idol back up there

oh poo poo is that what they did? no wonder things are hosed

the horse centaurs have take power!!!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Epic High Five posted:

on the plus side, this means our reckless draining of the ogallala can continue slightly longer before one of the most productive agricultural regions in the world becomes a desert overnight

nah it ain't gunna recharge even a fraction of a % to an aquifer, the only thing that actually slows down is all the farmland is washed away so they'll have to take a few months to let it dry out and replant before pumping directly from the nearly-exhausted aquifer

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


did that one satanist group get that statue of baphomet put up

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Xaris posted:

nah it ain't gunna recharge even a fraction of a % to an aquifer, the only thing that actually slows down is all the farmland is washed away so they'll have to take a few months to let it dry out and replant before pumping directly from the nearly-exhausted aquifer

ya that's what I meant, can't pump if the pumps have been ripped up by a tornado and pushed through a 3 foot wide tree

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Epic High Five posted:

on the plus side, this means our reckless draining of the ogallala can continue slightly longer before one of the most productive agricultural regions in the world becomes a desert overnight

i don't wanna live in a desert

our flora and fauna are the only objectively nice things about missouri. otherwise we're just a landlocked delaware :smith:


Silver Nitrate posted:

oh poo poo is that what they did? no wonder things are hosed

the horse centaurs have take power!!!

they're remodeling the state capitol (bc we have tons of money for that but not social programs, apparently) and took her down to clean/polish her

but hey maybe ceres cares less about being a dirty girl and cares more about being seen for miles by her mortal subjects

agriculture state disobeys agriculture goddess, dethrones her, disasters ensue :shrug:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Feranon posted:

i don't wanna live in a desert

our flora and fauna are the only objectively nice things about missouri. otherwise we're just a landlocked delaware :smith:

tough luck, there's a reason why we're a year or two away from the only domestic terrorism incidents that are legally recognized being protesting or sabotaging extraction industries or capital

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Woodchip posted:

st loooie area having a rough evening.

love to dodge tornadoes to reach a hockey game

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT

Feranon posted:

i don't wanna live in a desert

our flora and fauna are the only objectively nice things about missouri. otherwise we're just a landlocked delaware :smith:


they're remodeling the state capitol (bc we have tons of money for that but not social programs, apparently) and took her down to clean/polish her

but hey maybe ceres cares less about being a dirty girl and cares more about being seen for miles by her mortal subjects

agriculture state disobeys agriculture goddess, dethrones her, disasters ensue :shrug:

Hail Ceres

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Agean90 posted:

did that one satanist group get that statue of baphomet put up

Arkansas keeps denying them so now we're gonna get all that flood water from Oklahoma in a day or two, owns

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feranon posted:

agriculture state disobeys agriculture goddess, dethrones her, disasters ensue :shrug:

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
Joplin is now moderate tornado risk now.

today is the eight year anniversary of the tornado that killed 158 people there. gently caress

https://twitter.com/spann/status/1131149867093512192?s=21

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Silver Nitrate posted:

Joplin is now moderate tornado risk now.

today is the eight year anniversary of the tornado that killed 158 people there. gently caress

https://twitter.com/spann/status/1131149867093512192?s=21

Those playground safety regs tho

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
Emily Sutton is cool

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol the crazies love ellipses so much

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Silver Nitrate posted:

Emily Sutton is cool


sounds pretty elite to me

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
luv 2 speak America English

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
the anus of god is protruding with a massive poo poo to take in Oklahoma

https://twitter.com/kocomichael/status/1131289875192385537?s=21

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

twoday posted:

luv 2 speak America English

if it's good enough for jesus it's good enough for you

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I didn't realize this would last all week

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

twoday posted:

I didn't realize this would last all week

good thing time does not exist

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

twoday posted:

I didn't realize this would last all week

it is, in fact, infrastructure week

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

it is, in fact, infrastructure week

my favorite week!

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
two things

1. https://twitter.com/thelostogle/status/1131293641916473344?s=21

2. stuffs starting to drop on this live feed. https://www.news9.com/videolivestream#feedUrl=https://kwtv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/KWTV_1256@91154/master.m3u8

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
Bloody hell! I'm in the UK & thought we'd had some lovely weather recently.

Best wishes & good luck guys.

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
i'm used to this thread getting like, one major update a month - if that - and this is blowing my goddamn mind

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

if you want more frequent updates, there’s also the weather thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762868

Usually a little more technical but also a lot more active.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Luneshot posted:

if you want more frequent updates, there’s also the weather thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762868

Usually a little more technical but also a lot more active.

How's the modding in that subforum? How is the tolerance for poo poo posting?

I am kind of the mod of the Dutch thread there, but only because the actual mods can't read dutch and I wrote the rules in such a way that they cannot be google-translated and wouldn't make sense to people who don't post there, and I allow shitposting but it's really kind of a mad max situation

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
There's a severe storm passing over the county I live in right now that's producing tornados, and the tornado warning that played on the radio was actually interrupted by an ad lmao America rules.

B B
Dec 1, 2005

TrilliontonNixon posted:

There's a severe storm passing over the county I live in right now that's producing tornados, and the tornado warning that played on the radio was actually interrupted by an ad lmao America rules.

what was the ad about

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Socks4Hands posted:

i'm used to this thread getting like, one major update a month - if that - and this is blowing my goddamn mind

just wait until august/september when hurricane season is at maximum throttle

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