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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



good luck spider-man

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

this is the president

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/funder/status/1131230464075882496

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



NoneMoreNegative posted:

trump has butterfly knife skills

D-Fens

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



Looks like somebody got told in a private meeting "don't mention the word 'impeachment'"

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

bring back old gbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DiPG13t.gifv

i know now why you "i", but it is something i can never do

lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



punchymcpunch posted:

good luck spider-man

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Basebf555 posted:

The really do great work though

i kno i kno it's just been branded into my brain from past years of listening

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

tbf trump is probably always sweating

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:yooge: thank yew , next :yooge:

:yooge: thank yew , next :yooge:

:yooge: thank yew , next :yooge:

im so gently caressen grateful for my ex

:yooge: thank yew , next :yooge:

:yooge: thank yew , next :yooge:

:yooge: thank yew , next :yooge:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


this man is perfectly round. he can be rolled

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
ok here is my toxx: the world will not end in the next 3 seconds

idealistic and foolish? maybe. but some of us have to push the envelope.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
nevertheless, heres toxx thread for not-dumbass-moron: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869481&pagenumber=20#lastpost

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Yeah alright gently caress it
The House will begin an impeachment inquiry of Donald Trump by June 30th, 2019 :toxx:

lol good luck with that with Pelosi and succdems in charge

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


:mmmhmm:

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Joementum posted:

1.) Week of May 15, 2017

What: Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao promises $1 trillion infrastructure plan “in the next several weeks.”
What derailed it: Hours later, The Washington Post reported that Trump shared highly classified intelligence with the Russian foreign minister and ambassador.

2.) Week of June 5, 2017

What: The first official White House “infrastructure week” (which notably kicked off without a plan).
What derailed it: Former FBI director James B. Comey accused Trump of lying in congressional testimony. The next day, Trump accused Comey of lying.

3.) Week of Aug. 14, 2017

What: Trump signed an executive order he said would streamline the infrastructure approval process.
What derailed it: Trump spent much of a nearly 45-minute news conference meant to tout the order blaming “both sides” for violent protests in Charlottesville.

4.) Week of Oct. 9, 2017

What: Chao again touted Trump’s $1 trillion infrastructure plan without providing the details of said plan.
What derailed it: The Post reported that Chao repeatedly used taxpayer-funded private jets to fly to events when cheaper commercial flights were available.

5.) Week of Feb. 12, 2018

What: Trump announced a $1.5 trillion infrastructure plan, much of it funded by states and private investment.
What derailed it: The resignation of a White House aide over domestic violence allegations, reports that Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen paid hush money during the 2016 campaign to adult-film actress Stormy Daniels, the indictment of 13 Russians in special counsel Robert S. Mueller III’s investigation and a massacre at a high school in Parkland, Fla.

6.) Week of March 26, 2018

What: Trump gave a speech in Ohio touting his infrastructure plan.
What derailed it: As The Post’s Heather Long reported at the time: “This latest [infrastructure] week is happening while Congress is on recess, Trump faces high-profile allegations of marital infidelity, the Russia investigation continues to make headlines, and the administration grapples with staff turnover and contentious firings.”

7.) Week of April 29, 2019

What: Trump and congressional Democrats agreed to invest $2 trillion in infrastructure, even as Trump’s acting chief of staff and congressional Republicans cast doubt on it.
What derailed it: Hours after Trump’s infrastructure meeting with Democrats, The Post reported that Mueller wrote a letter to Attorney General William P. Barr in March complaining that Barr’s letter describing Mueller’s principal conclusions “did not fully capture the context, nature, and substance” of Mueller’s investigation. Senate Democrats hammered Barr about it during a hearing the next day.

lmao this owns

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
heh, what did i tell ya

what do i win

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Yeah alright gently caress it
The House will begin an impeachment inquiry of Donald Trump by June 30th, 2019 :toxx:

:rip:

Serf
May 5, 2011


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Yeah alright gently caress it
The House will begin an impeachment inquiry of Donald Trump by June 30th, 2019 :toxx:

another one will bite the dust

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

just a typical meat sweat from a burger he ate half an hour ago

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
also everyone should be very, very aware that we're likely heading for a painful CR (potentially 8% budgetary cut to all departments) or shutdown very soon.

The democrats Military funding bill includes a provision that absolutely no appropriated defense money from 2015-2019 can be used for the wall and let me tell you how that's gonna go.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

i think, in general, leadership wants to have an accomplishment that they can sell in 2020 as proof that democrats get things done. they rightly know that they cannot get anything if they impeach trump, but somehow believing that there was an accomplishment to get is the most loving asinine thing i've ever seen. the trump administration has no policy goals beyond what the executive branch has within its enumerated powers (read: immigration), and mcconnell has outright said the senate is going to confirm judges (of which they're basically out of important slots now) and do nothing else.

Pelosi and Schumer are also of the old guard of 80's democrats who fundamentally believe that progressive policies are not popular and that being a democrat is a desperate rear-guard action to just keep whats in place in place. The combination leads to leadership that fundamentally opposes big, sweeping actions (including impeachment). That said the center and specifically people who have openly opposed impeachment are now saying "I'm getting there" which is basically a fancy way of saying "I'm with leadership for now." You don't lose committee chairs and leadership members and think that things are going swimmingly. Pelosi is on super thin ice and knows it, but her reticence is based off an assumption about the way politics works that just isn't true anymore. The fact that she doesn't see it means that its unlikely to change, and so she'll have to be forced by a threat of her power being removed.

so poo poo's gonna explode and be totally insane because, while the solution to prevent the coalition from blowing up is obvious and many people are aware of it, Dems are themselves fundamentally incapable of doing anything required

it's funny because the whole reason Reagan and all them got lionized is specifically because Dems at the time were so terrified to move against them, even when public sentiment would've been on their side. They're just totally worthless at all levels beyond a few of the old guards and a lot of the freshmen and literally always have been

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
i mean, if your kid is showing signs of trump, tell them to mow the lawn and when they give you guff, just absolutely stomp the gently caress out of em until they mow the lawn, then make them sleep on the lawn

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
lol Florida

https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1131233825747554305?s=21

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

also everyone should be very, very aware that we're likely heading for a painful CR (potentially 8% budgetary cut to all departments) or shutdown very soon.

The democrats Military funding bill includes a provision that absolutely no appropriated defense money from 2015-2019 can be used for the wall and let me tell you how that's gonna go.

:yeshaha:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

SKULL.GIF posted:

I hope the Democrats split the party

That's really our only shot

:whitewater:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
turmpa

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1131231856261832710

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

lmao who was he yelling at

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What happened to infrastructure week, it's my favourite week

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/1131230187218190336

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
friendship ended with infrastructure week. now meltdown may is my best friend

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

so poo poo's gonna explode and be totally insane because, while the solution to prevent the coalition from blowing up is obvious and many people are aware of it, Dems are themselves fundamentally incapable of doing anything required

it's funny because the whole reason Reagan and all them got lionized is specifically because Dems at the time were so terrified to move against them, even when public sentiment would've been on their side. They're just totally worthless at all levels beyond a few of the old guards and a lot of the freshmen and literally always have been

also pelosi and her controlling donors are rich capital and don't actually want expensive social programs, but yeah, pelosi is exactly the wrong speaker for an impeachment fight.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

also everyone should be very, very aware that we're likely heading for a painful CR (potentially 8% budgetary cut to all departments) or shutdown very soon.

The democrats Military funding bill includes a provision that absolutely no appropriated defense money from 2015-2019 can be used for the wall and let me tell you how that's gonna go.

Lmao:getin:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Who canceled infrastructure week

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

NO COLLUSION

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

“We were somewhere outside of the escalator, on the edge of hypernormalization, when the infrastructure week began to kick in.”

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Yeah alright gently caress it
The House will begin an impeachment inquiry of Donald Trump by June 30th, 2019 :toxx:

seems like a reasonable timeframe considering the shifting wind and the tone, am willing to give the benefit of the doubt because nothing matters works both ways

godspeed

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