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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The whitest blonde woman, trying to flex as American, carting around a Russian weapon.

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i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Christ

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
:bahgawd: I don't think you youngins are ready for the things I'm about to say... They might... offend you.

:catstare: Oh, word? gently caress you old rear end, Alzheimers having bitch. Suck my dick you loving gently caress man. On god, I'd loving sow your rear end in a top hat up and feed you pretzels til you explode, you stroked out fat gently caress loser.

:chanpop:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Looking forward to harvesting her misery for energy after her extremely smug d list celebrity period flames out and she goes on the Need To Pay My Legal Fees Tour with Milo Yappadap and that lady that chains herself to Burger Kings because they sell the milkshakes her aryan crushes keep getting whomped with.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
https://twitter.com/melissajknows/status/1129867490618687488

https://twitter.com/melissajknows/status/1130905462394839048

Love to hawk my MLM and crafted viral blog while alienating my audience. You can't target poor people for your money making scheme and also call them losers who will never matter. Well, you can, and I guess you'd just get the temporarily distressed millionaires.

Also lol at having barely over 1000 followers yet trying to pass yourself off as some suburban guru who can turn happy thoughts in $$$.


Before anyone critiques my post remember that I'm a millionaire billionaire and my opinion is way more important than yours.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LawfulWaffle posted:

Before anyone critiques my post remember that I'm a millionaire billionaire and my opinion is way more important than yours.

Could I give you $1,000 per session to teach me how to make money?

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
I can't believe someone would criticize a WEEK OLD tweet. Did they even have Twitter then? Wild.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wonder if the hitbox covering his hair counts as a headshot

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
wow that twitter drama sure is interesting

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
^^IMPRESSIVELY BLESSED^^

If you have to bring up how low class people are twice in the same run-on sentence, you’re low class.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/metrikoni/status/1130638642022690816?s=19

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot


Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III


Prot & Sons have been in the moose business for generations.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Help your uncle Jack off a horse!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Its like 'Dick the birthday boy' all grown up

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
u could probably crucify a jesus so fuckin fast with modern crossbows

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



bring back old gbs posted:

u could probably crucify a jesus so fuckin fast with modern crossbows

They didn't crucify people because it was fast, they did it to intimidate others into not, uh, I forget which crime Jesus committed

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Did your sister get bitten by a moose?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Phlegmish posted:

They didn't crucify people because it was fast, they did it to intimidate others into not, uh, I forget which crime Jesus committed

Propheteering

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

DandyLion posted:

Its like 'Dick the birthday boy' all grown up


No it's worse. Here's Richard 'Dick' Evans, the Birthday Boy all grown up

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Brawnfire posted:

Propheteering

:vince:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Phlegmish posted:

They didn't crucify people because it was fast, they did it to intimidate others into not, uh, I forget which crime Jesus committed

Brawnfire posted:

Propheteering

This site's still got it!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Phlegmish posted:

They didn't crucify people because it was fast, they did it to intimidate others into not, uh, I forget which crime Jesus committed

Was against banks, fed the poor, asked for love and acceptance for all.

And

Brawnfire posted:

Propheteering

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Brawnfire posted:

Propheteering

Lmao

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Brawnfire posted:

Propheteering

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky

Brawnfire posted:

Propheteering

:master:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I thought I'd be crucified for that dad joke, but ok here's my soundcloud

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Not what I call the anal wine.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Wife doesn't want sex? Better hurry and get her plastered so you can rape her.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Gonna date rape my wife with some of this "wine"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

"touch me and die" lmao the guy that wrote that is incel as gently caress

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Honestly how does anyone put up with straight men?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Not sure making yourself the go-to wine of PUAs and date-rapists is a sound marketing strategy.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"OK honey I've got this wine... but if I read the copy right I'm supposed to shove it up

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Drunk wife = anal sex

Got it.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Maybe it's not as bad as it sounds. Maybe she drinks the wine and then you gently caress the empty bottle.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Honestly how does anyone put up with straight men?

I think it's like edging, when we're finally all killed it will feel that much better

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985




CURSED IMAGES, you hellspawn.

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