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New title: Gee Dunk 4 Life Snipe bitches
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May 22, 2019 03:12
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Is Geedunk PO some sort of weird floating target term?
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May 22, 2019 03:27
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Geedunk = junkfood
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May 22, 2019 10:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:Geedunk = junkfood The Bang must flow!
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May 22, 2019 15:15
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Jimmy4400nav posted:The Bang must flow! Don't joke. Our logistics people somehow did an emergency resupply of energy drinks and energy drinks only when we ran out off Thailand somewhere.
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May 22, 2019 15:31
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Jimmy4400nav posted:The Bang must flow! How does this compare to ripits
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May 22, 2019 15:34
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On my first ship the Supply Officers had a rule: The soda vending machine could go unstocked for a day before people really complained. The energy drink vending machine? You had about four hours before people broke down the doors to get at it. That thing was always well stocked and never ran out. We had to constantly remind people that you had to drink water too because caffeine is a diuretic and dehydrates you.
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May 22, 2019 15:36
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shovelbum posted:How does this compare to ripits Bangs are hot trash compared to Rockstars
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May 22, 2019 16:30
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They found a student smoking crack in the bathroom at the barracks. Also apparently NSF was doing a "Felony Traffic Stop" training event with real weapons instead of blue training weapons and had a   NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE so who's got one thumb and is yesterday's news? This guy! *shoots off thumb while disassembling weapon*
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May 22, 2019 16:44
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May 22, 2019 16:47
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How in the gently caress do you wind up with your thumb in front of the barrel, like what possible handling configuration could cause you to blow off your own thumb
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May 22, 2019 17:18
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Revolver by the cylinder gap and barrel, or a really small belly gun
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May 22, 2019 17:41
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Ya know what there were safety posters about using .50 rounds for hammers, so however the dude in nsf pulled it off it was inventive.
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May 22, 2019 18:02
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orange juche posted:How in the gently caress do you wind up with your thumb in front of the barrel, like what possible handling configuration could cause you to blow off your own thumb Fumble gun grab it with both hands and manage to snag the trigger with thumb over barrel.
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May 22, 2019 18:12
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To clarify, I was putting a topical spin on the classic "two thumbs/this guy" bit. I only heard about an ND during a (possibly unauthorized?) training event. If there were injuries, I haven't heard about it.
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May 22, 2019 18:34
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Speaking of injuries I’m having horrible allergies in DC this year. My nose hurts. Though the chief asked me if I was interested in coming back for the last two fiscal months to assist on some legacy projects. I like money.
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May 22, 2019 18:54
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LingcodKilla posted:Speaking of injuries I’m having horrible allergies in DC this year. The tree pollen situation here is horrible right now. Like, it makes no sense to wash one's car because it's hosed by the next morning anyway.
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May 22, 2019 21:13
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gently caress your education btw. Lol @ anyone who reenlisted recently.
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May 22, 2019 21:26
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 Sailors need to study for quals. Besides who needs a degree when you can stay in the navy for 20, then get a sweet DoD job thanks to nepotism?I saw a soon to be retired chief bitching about a DoD job requiring an engineering degree (for a legitimate ND engineering position) because his 22 years at sea must not have counted for anything and degrees were worthless. Like who are these loving idiots pretending 20 years in the Navy makes you equivalent to a civil engineer?
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May 22, 2019 21:44
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Well by equal measure spending 4 or 6 years at a university does not an engineer make. The piece of paper maybe covers the 10% of things you wouldn’t have learned from the job anyway and that’s maybe 1% of the content they have you to learn to earn it.
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May 22, 2019 21:50
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M_Gargantua posted:Well by equal measure spending 4 or 6 years at a university does not an engineer make. The piece of paper maybe covers the 10% of things you wouldn’t have learned from the job anyway and that’s maybe 1% of the content they have you to learn to earn it. Triggered facebook chiefs SA account spotted. Id be willing to bet theres not a single job in the navy that prepares an enlisted Sailor to be a structural engineer. I work with structural engineers daily, and I work with retired chiefs daily. One group is much smarter than the other.
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May 22, 2019 22:03
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Advancement quotas dropped by a good bit, as well. Retention issues must be a by product of lack of discipline and professionalism.
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May 22, 2019 22:35
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M_Gargantua posted:Well by equal measure spending 4 or 6 years at a university does not an engineer make. The piece of paper maybe covers the 10% of things you wouldn’t have learned from the job anyway and that’s maybe 1% of the content they have you to learn to earn it.  
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May 22, 2019 23:03
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maffew buildings posted:Advancement quotas dropped by a good bit, as well. Retention issues must be a by product of lack of discipline and professionalism. Ooooh can’t wait to see what the IT1 reserves quota is.
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May 22, 2019 23:25
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LingcodKilla posted:Ooooh can’t wait to see what the IT1 reserves quota is. I would make a joke about you being in for about the length of a cup of coffee but all IWC rates are that way
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May 22, 2019 23:29
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Been in the Navy since breakfast
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May 22, 2019 23:35
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Choose your rate choose your fate
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May 22, 2019 23:36
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Geedunk4lyfcrew
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May 22, 2019 23:37
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Run the deckplates
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May 22, 2019 23:39
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May 22, 2019 23:39
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Like I'm really proud and happy when a sailor makes chief but if that's the pinnacle of your life, whoah boy. Can you imagine a Capt putting on a sticker and wearing a shirt and getting a tattoo? Or a Lcdr? Or whatever?
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May 22, 2019 23:51
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Nick Soapdish posted:I would make a joke about you being in for about the length of a cup of coffee but all IWC rates are that way Lol I got one service strip and 20 months of active service. I’ve been laughed at by teenage girls and the Vice President alike. I’ve been hosed out of thousands of dollars and made thousands of dollars on dubious orders. But I’ve still never cleaned a head.
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May 22, 2019 23:55
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M_Gargantua posted:Well by equal measure spending 4 or 6 years at a university does not an engineer make. The piece of paper maybe covers the 10% of things you wouldn’t have learned from the job anyway and that’s maybe 1% of the content they have you to learn to earn it. There's a difference between doing something because you've done it that way for the last ten years, and knowing the science behind why you are doing something. One allows for both a greater breadth and depth of further understanding, the other leads to large numbers of mistakes or stagnant process due to faulty assumptions and poor reasoning.
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May 23, 2019 00:03
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King of Bees posted:Like I'm really proud and happy when a sailor makes chief but if that's the pinnacle of your life, whoah boy. Can you imagine a Capt putting on a sticker and wearing a shirt and getting a tattoo? Or a Lcdr? Or whatever? Yes.
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May 23, 2019 00:11
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King of Bees posted:Like I'm really proud and happy when a sailor makes chief but if that's the pinnacle of your life, whoah boy. Can you imagine a Capt putting on a sticker and wearing a shirt and getting a tattoo? Or a Lcdr? Or whatever? I thought the pinnacle of a Captain's life was the  ness his wife gets to enjoy every time she gets to use one of the O-6+ spots at the Exchange/Commissary.
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May 23, 2019 00:27
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Toughest job in the Navy
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May 23, 2019 01:40
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Is it worse that i'm not a chief and was assumed to be one? or is it worse that I was a nuke?
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May 23, 2019 03:24
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BIG HEADLINE posted:I thought the pinnacle of a Captain's life was the I thought it was the initiation to all the Swingers' clubs
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May 23, 2019 03:25
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lightpole posted:There's a difference between doing something because you've done it that way for the last ten years, and knowing the science behind why you are doing something. One allows for both a greater breadth and depth of further understanding, the other leads to large numbers of mistakes or stagnant process due to faulty assumptions and poor reasoning. Judging by the quality of all the other people pursuing bachelors in engineering at the "top tier prestigious engineering research institution" that I'm at we're about eight generations away from the holiness techpriest engineers. Nobody is being taught useful skills or knowledge. This may only be true on the electrical side of things. Maybe the mechanical world is more grounded in reality.
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May 23, 2019 03:26
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M_Gargantua posted:Is it worse that i'm not a chief and was assumed to be one? What bumper stickers do you have?
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May 23, 2019 03:44
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