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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
My grandma is super Lutheran, and used to drag me to church on Sundays with her after I got my learners permit. The reverend was actually a legit guy, he would tell funny stories and would talk about how credit cards and bankers were going to destroy the country. I really liked going to church, it gave me a fuzzy warm feeling to be a part of this community.

Then the church hosted a guest preacher who said that George Tiller getting shot was 'gods vengeance'.

I stopped going after that.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

LingcodKilla posted:

You were a virgin joining?

Nope. I was married prior. But I wasn't really a practicing Mormon even when I got married to my very Pagan wife.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
i always got a hearty chuckle out of christians in the infantry

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Tryzzub posted:

i always got a hearty chuckle out of christians in the infantry

Hopefully only until you started seeing them saying "Deus vult!"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Greitens is deploying with the Navy I guess. I thought he was out?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1131543033160318977?s=19

:discourse:

Edit: Twitter embeds are still hosed up on Awful app?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1131543033160318977?s=19

:discourse:

Edit: Twitter embeds are still hosed up on Awful app?

Looks like it. Refreshing the thread fixes it.

Raerlynn
Oct 28, 2007

Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.

Hard to put his rear end in prison if he hides in a combat zone on the other side of the world.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1131552881667190784?s=19

Everything he can't ram through is going to be a "national emergency" now

Edit: more news

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1131559008362487808?s=19

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 15:23 on May 23, 2019

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

He went IRR and is coming back as a... 1000? 1050? lol.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

You went through a police academy, did you not?

I’ve done both and they were a giant waste of time that I don’t care to talk about anymore.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Religion came up all the time in nautical school, because we swore a lot.

Outside of that nobody ever tried to convince me to attend church or whatever.

Americans are weird as gently caress.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

The perfect storm of several bad decisions in the most 2019 of stories. I had to check the article several times to make sure this wasn’t Florida:

Man Hiding Drugs in Butt Accidentally Shoots Himself in Testicles.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

FrozenVent posted:

Americans are weird as gently caress.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

pantslesswithwolves posted:

The perfect storm of several bad decisions in the most 2019 of stories. I had to check the article several times to make sure this wasn’t Florida:

Man Hiding Drugs in Butt Accidentally Shoots Himself in Testicles.

The place this guy is from isn't even a rest stop on the way to a ski resort. Just total shithole in the mountains of central Washington.

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

gently caress catholicism though. They let my mother roll through an annulment after my parents' divorce. Pretty much like pulling a mulligan for Jesus. Except there was obvious evidence of the marriage because KIDS. When I realized what that meant, I was already out of the church, but the irony is not lost on me that I don't exist in the eyes of the church after my mother paid the diocese a few grand to push it through.

Not to prolong the churchchat, but my understanding of the theology here is actually pretty cool. What i was taught (by my Jesuit-trained mom) is that in Catholicism a marriage is something ordained by God and just blessed by the church. If you are in a relationship that isn't the real permanent one ordained by God, a church wedding doesn't make it real or valid, it's just a mis-aimed blessing. So an annulment isn't a retcon that says that the marriage (in the civil sense) didn't happen - it's a formal recognition that the marriage was a mistake in which the partners thought they were in their one true relationship but actually weren't. I don't think that makes kids invalid or illegitimate in the eyes of the church, since everybody involved was actively following their conscience.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm very much down for concerntroll Pelosi.

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1131581862839824384?s=19

https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1131581652336074753?s=19

Once you get past the whole moral concern of the government doing loving nothing for the next year and a half, Trump getting mindfucked by Pelosi is going to be some fun to watch.

Edit: very catty!

https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1131583990505365504?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:40 on May 23, 2019

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Awwww poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCyEX6u-Yhs

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

okay fleet week fuckers who wants to come out tomorrow

you gotta show me some cool boat poo poo tho


this is gonna be kinda tentative depending on how work goes

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Pelosi: now is not the time to talk about global warming or Medicare for all. We need to unify to hold Trump to account.

Also pelosi:

https://twitter.com/mepfuller/status/1131583072229629952?s=21

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

okay fleet week fuckers who wants to come out tomorrow

you gotta show me some cool boat poo poo tho


this is gonna be kinda tentative depending on how work goes


I’m so angry with you right now. I totally tried last year.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

LingcodKilla posted:

I’m so angry with you right now. I totally tried last year.

I'll go back in time and tell that dude to not get shot

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

I'll go back in time and tell that dude to not get shot

Dude that would totally change the time line don’t do that.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Best Friends posted:

Pelosi: now is not the time to talk about global warming or Medicare for all. We need to unify to hold Trump to account.

Also pelosi:

https://twitter.com/mepfuller/status/1131583072229629952?s=21

Can we change the thread title back to "gently caress you Nancy"?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f5fkrCTA

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


All the myriad reasons Joe Biden fuckin' sucks.

https://medium.com/@moon_bat/the-real-joe-biden-7e9023009dee

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

FrozenVent posted:

Religion came up all the time in nautical school, because we swore a lot.

Outside of that nobody ever tried to convince me to attend church or whatever.

Americans are weird as gently caress.

Our country was stolen from the native population by religious wackjobs, what do you expect

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Best Friends posted:

Pelosi: now is not the time to talk about global warming or Medicare for all. We need to unify to hold Trump to account.

Also pelosi:

https://twitter.com/mepfuller/status/1131583072229629952?s=21

jfc

I'm so loving sick of being told that we need to unify with people who's primary goal is inflicting cruelty on others.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Fister Roboto posted:

jfc

I'm so loving sick of being told that we need to unify with people who's primary goal is inflicting cruelty on others.

CNN: "Trump signs executive order calling for all Americans to kill brown people."

Pelosi: "We must respect the authority of the Office of the President, even if we disagree with him."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

You went through a police academy, did you not?

Don't have any stories about ball-tickling trains in the shower?

I bet they'd run on time

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

BigDave posted:

CNN: "Trump signs executive order calling for all Americans to kill brown people."

Pelosi: "We must respect the authority of the Office of the President, even if we disagree with him."

"We would like to oppose the President's plan to gas all Muslims, but we don't want to make it a partisan issue."

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Our country was stolen from the native population by religious wackjobs, what do you expect

So was Canada. But they managed not to turn into the western hemisphere's Florida. Rob Ford notwithstanding.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

"We would like to oppose the President's plan to gas all Muslims, but we don't want to make it a partisan issue."


BigDave posted:

CNN: "Trump signs executive order calling for all Americans to kill brown people."

Pelosi: "We must respect the authority of the Office of the President, even if we disagree with him."

Why the straumann hyperbole? isn't reality weird enough right now?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Ceiling fan posted:

So was Canada. But they managed not to turn into the western hemisphere's Florida. Rob Ford notwithstanding.

His brother is the premier (Governor) of Ontario
We have an incel as the premier of Alberta
There's a very good chance that a man who is as likable as Ted Cruz will be the next prime minister (Andrew Sheer)

Don't discount how loving stupid we are just yet.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
There’s no way Scheer gets elected.

But then we also said that about Trump.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
gently caress Congress and gently caress this man in particular.

https://twitter.com/RepRatcliffe/status/1131617546078236673

I already have a monument from the government, fuckface. It's called a headstone.

This motherfucker cosponsored 846 in the last Congress, so he's aware of the issue (or should be), but he's going for the cheaper route that helps nobody instead and is piggybacking off a huge push of Gold Star PR over the last few days to get recognition for doing something.

gently caress that and gently caress him.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

okay fleet week fuckers who wants to come out tomorrow

you gotta show me some cool boat poo poo tho


this is gonna be kinda tentative depending on how work goes

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Former Missouri Governor, Navy SEAL and sex pest Eric Geithens is returning to active duty

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article230651454.html

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

bird cooch posted:

Why the straumann hyperbole? isn't reality weird enough right now?

What makes you think it's hyperbole? Also who gives a poo poo if it is?

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bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

What makes you think it's hyperbole? Also who gives a poo poo if it is?

You think making up quotes is helpful? A false reality is useful?

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