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Still only have the one; been sitting on this one for a littlequote:I recently have started subscribing to various girls on patreon from twitch or Twitter that post lewds or sometimes nudes if you are of a certain tier. I always go away least to the tier where they post lewds. I dunno about your wife but mine would not be pleased about this, just because it's a thing you're secretly spending a bunch of money on Like, you can put it in terms of lunches if you want, but it's a cool $600 a year. This kind of thing adds up. You can find plenty of willingly-self-submitted erotic material all over the Internet completely free if you know where to look (for example Reddit) (look on Reddit). I haven't paid for porn in years personally.
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wtf are lewds if they are different than nudes
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May 20, 2019 00:53
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i'm gonna say softcore/cheesecake/"erotica"
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If you’re typing to them in chat and they’re responding to you, it’s more than porn, it’s basically a digital strip club.
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I'm pretty sure that's sex work, OP. Even if there's not physical contact, it's still some form a cheating if you are interacting with the sex worker during twitch streams. Maybe, like, stick with patreoning still images of softcore? That's a pretty basic type of pornography, and if your wife ever finds out, it's still far less offensive to her than cheating with cam girls. Bust Rodd posted:If you’re typing to them in chat and they’re responding to you, it’s more than porn, it’s basically a digital strip club. Basically, yeah. If it's twitch then it's a really softcore camgirl type of show. They don't allow nudity on it unless it's artistic, but I could be wrong.
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Leavemywife posted:Did you have a rough childhood/marriage at one point? i was a child bride you rear end in a top hat
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Sorry to bring up the poop-chat, buuuuuut... Nobody in my family has EVER seen or noted my stepmom dropping a deuce or farting. NOBODY. EVER. She married my dad in ‘78. He has never seen or noticed when she’d sneak out and drop the kids at the pool. Once I found this nugget of info out, I became the defacto “Did you just fart... again?!?” accuser in family gatherings. For some reason that’s beyond my level of understanding, she can’t be without me at family functions despite knowing that I will publicly call her out as the source for any unpleasant smell (real or imagined). Thanks for reading, please like and subscribe to my TED talk.
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El_Elegante posted:i was a child bride you rear end in a top hat Sorry, sorry, I should have clarified that I didn't think about Alabama.
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Splicer posted:Jesus dude you don't have to jump straight to spousal abuse. They could just be a light sleeper and you care about them and want them to get a good night's sleep. That's also a reason to stealth pee* Well, yeah, but let's just say there's a reason I'm divorced, and it may be coloring my perceptions here. Leavemywife posted:This is what's bad about it. The bathroom sink, while still gross, is nowhere near as nasty as the kitchen sink. Food is prepared around there! This is another reason I'd suspect abuse. It's a pretty extreme way to avoid disturbing someone. A reasonable spouse would just deal, and such measures wouldn't even be necessary. The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:49 on May 20, 2019 |
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The Bible posted:Well, yeah, but let's just say there's a reason I'm divorced, and it may be coloring my perceptions here. Man, my marriage was so bad it left me permanently hosed, and that feels like jumping straight to holy poo poo tho mine was recently enough I am still probably a bit not in acceptance
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re: sink pisser husband person My grandpa used to do this when he got sick, except it wasn't in the middle of the night, it was whenever he heard nature call. Our house was a split level deal so a bathroom was either upstairs or downstairs from the main floor where he spent most of the day and after a certain point, either of those options was too taxing on his stamina so he became a sink pisser (technically he actually pissed in cups and mugs next to the sink and dumped it in when he was done) He did it because he knew that if he admitted he couldn't make it to the bathroom anymore, he was going in a home (which happened anyway because I narc'd on him. Sorry gramps, but I couldn't have you dunkin' your old rear end dick in the same mug I drank hot cocoa out of) I really doubt your husband is doing it out of some weird dominance / kink / obsession thing, and instead of immediately jumping to divorce (!!!) maybe you should, I don't know, take him at his word that he was just doing it not to wake you up? Or maybe like my grandpa, he's got some medical thing he's embarrassed about? (enlarged prostate? overactive bladder? the 'beetus?) If you're seriously considering divorcing him over THAT, you sound like the kind of person people probably have to walk on eggshells around, which would make even more sense why he does it. Just ask him to stop and say you'd rather be woken up than have him turn your kitchen sink into a toilet.
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Whistling rear end in a top hat posted:re: sink pisser husband person Someone once said "knowing is half the battle" and after knowing this i surrender
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My hot take is the fessor is a mean lady who is constantly harping on her hubby. Sink pissing is odd and unsanitary, but I don't see a need to go full nuclear/divorce just because of this. Sink pisser needs to  and find a woman who can accept him or gently change his urinary wanderlust.
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Why the sink, don't you have a back yard?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Why the sink, don't you have a back yard? Agreed. Yard pissing is the option of bougie scum with pee issues
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Hell if you don't have a yard you probably got a window
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Pee directly into the water and splash loudly to assert your dominance.
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Just lol if you don't have the mental discipline to wet your pants
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May 22, 2019 12:08
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Wear a stillsuit at all times.
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May 22, 2019 13:19
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Just piss through the hole in your living room floor like a normal loving human being.
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May 22, 2019 14:15
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Piss into your bath pebbles
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sometimes when my roommate was in the bathroom I would piss in the sink, because he would be in there for up to an hour. It was hard because I had to stand on my tippy toes and arc my piss stream up over the counter. I have yet to pee in the sink now that I live with my wife, but we have two bathrooms so i am basically a royalty.
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lol manlets that can't rest their balls on the edge of the sink while pissing
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jizzy sillage posted:lol manlets that can't rest their balls on the edge of the sink while pissing I'm not even particularly tall and my first thought was "are you like 10?"
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quote:I have an embarrassing power-related fetish. I am a bisexual male who goes into adult chat rooms pretending to be a liberal woman who cannot fight her attraction to right wing Trump assholes. The further right wing they are, the more it turns me on. In reality I am as left wing as it gets but ever since Trump won, the idea of being manhandled by a right wing man has been my #1 fetish/fantasy. If you frequent the most popular adult chat rooms maybe you've seen me there. After I cum, I feel guilty for "rewarding" these men for their terrible politics but sure enough once I'm horny again, I return to the chat rooms and repeat. I'm torn on this one honestly, because (a) if you're seriously doing cybersex with someone you can't see, in 2019, you knew what you signed up for, and (b) gently caress chuds anyway, but also it's fundamentally dishonest and honestly feels super creepy to me Go hang around a truck stop restroom IMO, you can probably find a rightwing man to manhandle you there and you won't have to lie about your gender to do it
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A lot of people have fetishes that would be way too dangerous to act on, Loquacious, and this seems like it would be too easy to end up like American Beauty if you boned the wrong CHUD
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Bust Rodd posted:A lot of people have fetishes that would be way too dangerous to act on, Loquacious, and this seems like it would be too easy to end up like American Beauty if you boned the wrong CHUD This is a fair point
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Azza Bamboo posted:Piss into your bath pebbles Those joists aren't gonna last anyways.
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I’ve been a lifelong JOist and I’m not gonna stop now
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IT WAS A TALL COUNTER, JEEZ
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text me a vag pic posted:IT WAS A TALL COUNTER, JEEZ Uh huh.....just how many "tall" counters to you run into everyday? Most? All of them?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Uh huh.....just how many "tall" counters to you run into everyday? Most? All of them? Lol My housing situation once deteriorated enough that I had to build myself an apartment in the loft of a barn and I put all the countertops at a natural, usable height. I always hated bending down to do the dishes. Once a short lady friend came over and she couldn't reach the back of the sink to turn it on.
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My wife doesn't allow me to smoke inside, so to save time I piss over the balcony. We've been married for 5 years, and she doesn't think I even go to the bathroom. The people below us know better though. Sometimes I throw my butt on them too just to show them who's boss, and I'm not talking about my cigarette.
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Hey, look at that, I have some content!quote:I learned at young age, after much worry from my parents and many sessions of therapy, that not everyone can hear plants speak. So, they can't hear you, because they don't have ears duh, but they can see you, and you can develop friendships with them, and now you hate them, but you moved next to a forest and you won't move to a city or something I dunno there are some plot holes
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If a tree falls in the woods does it hear itself?
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You'd think trees would like animals eating their berries since that's exactly what they're for.
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Pretty sure there was a Roald Dahl story about 50 years ago about a man who invents a machine that can hear plants talking.
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Isn't the person who can hear plants just stating that one Swamp Thing character who tried to become ruler of "The Green"'s backstory?
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Life feeds on life, op
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I am the Lorax and I speak for the thousands of blades of grass being mutilated at all hours.
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