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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


There's a bunch of panels that go in between those but when they were originally posted here it was just those 3 and they happened to form their own delightful short story.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Kid Eternity #5 (1947)


The Mighty Isis #1 (1976)


Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)


Robocop versus the Terminator (1992)


Hitman #3 (1996)


Marvel Divas #1 (2009)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.


Coach standing there in the foreground thinking "damnit, why is my best pitcher useless unless he's high?"

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten
Is that cow cheering with its forelegs?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

No, just its two front legs.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's clearly throwing up the horns

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



That colorist hosed up Doc Ellis's skin tone. :mad:

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!

Phy posted:



(The version where Doom toots as he pleases is a shop, sadly, because it works even better)

:gaz:

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Darthemed posted:


Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

"Hold On" rules, this guy should hold his head high.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
*journalese for LIVE BEES

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

davidspackage posted:

*journalese for LIVE BEES

Lol if you ever leave the house without a heaping helping of GORPALB (good old raisins, peanuts, and live bees)

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

They're good for protein.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I carry a full hive on top of my trail pack.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice



Spidey Super Stories #1 (1974)


Flaming Carrot #1 (1984)


The Fly #1 (1991)


Babe #4 (1994)


Impulse #31 (1997)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


"Have you tried the internet? I use it to find out wtf happened to my pinky!"

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Darthemed posted:




Spidey Super Stories #1 (1974)

Hey, can we avoid spoilers in this thread?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Darthemed posted:


The Fly #1 (1991)


Babe #4 (1994)
Wow the comic adaptions really went in different directions from the movies.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Darthemed posted:


Flaming Carrot #1 (1984)

Kinda insane to make this joke a year after the Twilight Zone movie

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Note: the story was written some years ago ;)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Whiz Comics #3 (1940)


Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth #2 (1973)


Flaming Carrot #3 (1984)




Robocop versus the Terminator (1992)


Marvel Divas #1 (2009)

Even in Elseworlds, Mr. Grayson gets clowned on.

Gotham City Garage #7 (2017)

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Rambeau is on point.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Darthemed posted:


Whiz Comics #3 (1940)

But if the president resigns, then their declarations would have no weight.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Keeshhound posted:

But if the president resigns, then their declarations would have no weight.

More importantly, there is only one Emperor of The United States, and Sivana's no emperor Norton! :colbert:

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Darthemed posted:


Robocop versus the Terminator (1992)
How I imagine this page happened:

Walt Simonson: "I've been having a lot of fun drawing these Robocop/Terminator comics, but I feel like they've been missing a little... something."

Frank Miller: "Then have I got good news for you."

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

oh no

hulk gave venom the clap

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Post 'Pump You Up' Venom+Hulk ITT

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!

ScottyJSno fucked around with this message at 05:19 on May 29, 2019

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



No edits!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Darthemed posted:


Flaming Carrot #3 (1984)

https://twitter.com/aoverill/status/952929736942084096

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



No idea on source

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

That's a frost giant and Cyclops, so I'm assuming one of the War of the Realms X-Men tie-ins.

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Lots of pages here, but it's from an 80 page comic, so I hope that's okay.

From today's Superman: Leviathan Special




and the Jimmy Olsen backup by Matt Fraction








If you're confused about the cat: https://greenlantern.fandom.com/wiki/Dex-Starr

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 11:01 on May 29, 2019

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

good kitty

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Dex-Starr is a good kitty.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Isn't the blood vomit supposed to basically be napalm? Why is Jimmy so chill? Aren't Red Lanterns supposed to die without their rings?

Somebody explain the inconsistencies in this joke comic to me! :v:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Teenage Fansub posted:

That's a frost giant and Cyclops, so I'm assuming one of the War of the Realms X-Men tie-ins.

----
Lots of pages here, but it's from an 80 page comic, so I hope that's okay.

From today's Superman: Leviathan Special





I'm still annoyed that Superman looks basically as he always as, but now Lois looks like Generic Attractive Woman. Like if you show someone Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy out of context they can tell you who that is, and you used to be able to do that with Lois, too.

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X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Lurdiak posted:

I'm still annoyed that Superman looks basically as he always as, but now Lois looks like Generic Attractive Woman. Like if you show someone Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy out of context they can tell you who that is, and you used to be able to do that with Lois, too.

The Jimmy Olsen in that book looks like he's like 10 or 12 years old.

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