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I thought the joke was she referred him to the police as a potential new employer (because he's racist)
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I thought the joke was she referred him to the police as a potential new employer (because he's racist) Yes.
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May 22, 2019 19:57
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nah that's the exact sort of note nerdy 8/9yo girls give people. I get the same sort of thing from kids in my class. It's always very sweet. I doubt she read his entire thesis on genome sequencing but w/e
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May 22, 2019 20:56
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Yeah, that actually does look like a child's handwriting.
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May 22, 2019 21:20
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Yeah, that actually does look like a child's handwriting. Looks like my handwriting, actually. So yeah, a child's handwriting.
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May 22, 2019 21:41
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Paladinus posted:Looks like my handwriting, actually. So yeah, a child's handwriting. It's better than my handwriting.
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May 22, 2019 21:57
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If any strange man said something so ridiculous to me in the street, I would probably be anxious for a long time afterwards. I suspect this was imagined by a man who is confused as to why complete strangers wouldn't want to hear personal comments on their appearance.
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Jollity Farm posted:If any strange man said something so ridiculous to me in the street, I would probably be anxious for a long time afterwards. I suspect this was imagined by a man who is confused as to why complete strangers wouldn't want to hear personal comments on their appearance. Nah, my mum really loves compliments from random strangers.
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https://twitter.com/iamshanemorris/status/1130704462950076416 How long can you go before deciding it’s STDH? He later admitted to it, supposedly because he was terrified of MS-13. What do you do when you’ve decided MS-13 has it in for you? You crowdsource your escape plan: https://twitter.com/iamshanemorris/status/1131822265207853056 It’s like a modern-day Humper-Monkey story from someone terminally online.
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Blue Moonlight posted:https://twitter.com/iamshanemorris/status/1130704462950076416 That's one of the weirder cons I've seen
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Blue Moonlight posted:https://twitter.com/iamshanemorris/status/1130704462950076416 I guess Jacob Wohl got a new account!
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May 24, 2019 20:18
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I didn't read everything in super detail but is he claiming now that he's actually in danger from MS13? Or is that all part of his elaborate "I just want to be a screenwriter!" thing?
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bike tory posted:I didn't read everything in super detail but is he claiming now that he's actually in danger from MS13? Or is that all part of his elaborate "I just want to be a screenwriter!" thing? He’s claiming that his obviously fake story about hoodwinking an MS-13 drug dealer was sufficiently offensive to them that he’s now in their crosshairs. His evidence of this seems to be the ramblings of his pot dealer.
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May 24, 2019 22:21
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Blue Moonlight posted:He’s claiming that his obviously fake story about hoodwinking an MS-13 drug dealer was sufficiently offensive to them that he’s now in their crosshairs. Ya I just wasn't sure if that too was part of his schtick or if he expects people to believe this bit after all his other bullshit
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May 24, 2019 22:58
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Some more low-hanging fruit from notalwaysright
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May 24, 2019 23:37
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Some more low-hanging fruit from notalwaysright The first two sentences are probably the only true part of this.
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May 24, 2019 23:45
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I too, am not super picky when I go clubbing
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I too, am not super picky when I go clubbing I feel like being picky with your drinks at a nightclub is just a road to disappointment every time.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Some more low-hanging fruit from notalwaysright chitoryu12 posted:The first two sentences are probably the only true part of this.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Some more low-hanging fruit from notalwaysright You can tell whoever wrote this has never been clubbing, because everyone speaks in long-rear end paragraphs. The music's way too loud to be that verbose!
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May 25, 2019 00:41
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Some more low-hanging fruit from notalwaysright
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May 25, 2019 00:54
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Where is he going that you can get drinks for $3.50, or even $7? I've never spent less than $10 on a drink in a club, even for the cheapest stuff, and usually it's way more than that. The answer is that he's going to his imagination, because he made it up.
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May 25, 2019 01:43
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Jerry Cotton posted:Where did he get the extra 10 dollars? Albert Einstein
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The Pirate Captain posted:Where is he going that you can get drinks for $3.50, or even $7? I've never spent less than $10 on a drink in a club, even for the cheapest stuff, and usually it's way more than that. The South US.
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subpar anachronism posted:The South US. I dont know what south you live in, but thats dive bar prices in Houston.
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What kind of bougie gently caress place doesn't have dive bar night clubs with preppy (whatever the gently caress that means) punters and a girlshaggar behind the bar lmao?
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May 25, 2019 05:57
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So the bartender was spot on with her read that he was a broke gently caress who doesn't tip
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May 25, 2019 12:21
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tag you're self I'm the bartender who is pointlessly rude to a customer 99% chance what actually happened is the bartender waited on customers who were there first and ordered first and this fuckin' guy took it as a personal slight because he's a dumbass and the rest is pure masturbatory revenge fantasy
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“Bartender took a while to get to me at a busy club and I argued with her about the price of drinks. The good news is that I managed to steal thirty bucks from her! I ordered a few for an attractive girl but she isn’t interested in me.” 
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Captain Monkey posted:I dont know what south you live in, but thats dive bar prices in Houston. Texas isn’t the South.  ( I mean, I guess they did secede, but still.)
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May 25, 2019 14:57
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The whole thing is just the warped interpretation of events from a dude with anxiety, low self esteem and a huge amount of self pity. Like walking into a club and perceiving that everyone is "looking down" on him - I guarantee that if its a straight club none of the dudes there would even notice him. Getting served at a busy and crowded bar is a poo poo fight and you kind of have to push through or get the bartender's attention. But he was too loving awkward to do that. The rest is just a narcissistic fantasy that he spins as a coping mechanism when his awkwardness and anxiety means he has a bad time.
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May 25, 2019 20:45
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A service worker thinks I'm weird and pathetic so I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend
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May 25, 2019 21:31
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Read the bartenders lines with a positive slant and she's being perfectly fine. -She offers him the cheap rum he asked for. -She accidentally pours him the expensive one and offers to replace it. -She even offers to knock off 50 cents for another cheap rum. As for the quip about his clothes, I guarantee this guy was wearing cargo shorts and a Deadpool t-shirt. (if this happened, which clearly it did not)
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If it happened like he said (it didn't) she should have charged him for a well drink even if she accidentally poured top shelf. I seriously don't know how a bartender would screw that up though, most of what they'd be pouring would well cocktails probably.
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Longtime bartender, first time caller. You have to have a limited understanding of how bartending works to believe this person, or any, could mistakenly pour a top shelf spirit in lieu of a well. FIrst of all, they are in likely opposite locations, the well will have a pour spout, while the top shelf will have a cork/screwtop. Well spirits, especially rum, come in typically tall slender bottles, whereas I truly struggle to think of a top shelf rum that doesn't come in something short and squat. There is no chance that at some point in this transaction that this bartender failed to notice at least one of these things; especially in a night club of all places. The same can be said for the change. Three tens instead of singles makes no sense as incorrect change, and no bartender is reaching two drawer slots over and snagging tens for ones.
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Any bartender at a cheap bar who mixes up well and top shelf liquor (especially something that doubles the price of a drink) should be fired on the spot for clearly being too stupid to put their shoes on the correct feet. The well (or rail) liquor is directly in front of you on a shelf at waist level, while the expensive stuff is on the shelves in the back. The unbelievable part is that any bartender would intentionally abuse a customer for no reason. American bartenders live on tips and anyone who doesn't try to give their guest the best experience they can isn't long for the career. I've been to bad bars, but the bad part has always been the drink quality. You'll get someone so nice and polite that you can't bear to tell them that they're godawful at mixing drinks.
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