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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




this artist is bad

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Saniderm question.

My last 2 I washed well, applied Tegaderm and left on for 3 days as per my artist's instructions, showering normally throughout.

Tattoo peeled as usual after the 'derm came off, but it never even attempted to scab and I didn't have to worry about it oozing/sticking to poo poo those first woundy days.

The 'derm itself says its good for up to a week, and you shouldn't have to remove and re-apply unless it comes loose at an edge or you're really filling it up with leaking lymph, it's essentially acting as a second skin to let your wound heal without scabbing.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


Saw this on the 'awful execution' reddit this morning, it's likely been posted in this thread's long history but boy that execution sure is awful alright (it's a quote from Halo).

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
Ugh.. it's the kerning that gets me the most.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Didn't even bother to center it or space it out properly or anything. It's like they just typed it in a microsoft word document, printed it out and said "yup put this on the side of my stomach and like not even in the middle of that side"

CJacobs has a new favorite as of 10:00 on May 24, 2019

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

NSAPP OINTED

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Oh no :(

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0l0hllpic/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I didn't realize child porn was allowed on Instagram. :v:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That's a yikes

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

How do so many people seem to forget their nipples exist when placing chest tattoos?

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
I keep imagining the artist stopping occasionally throughout the process to ask, "you're sure? You're really sure? Positive?"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The proper use for a nipple tattoo is stimpy about to press the universe eraser button

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sentient Data posted:

The proper use for a nipple tattoo is stimpy about to press the universe eraser button

BRB, gonna go get my next tattoo.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


holy poo poo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Who is that a tattoo of?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Who is that a tattoo of?

Madeline McCain.
















(Not really)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Who is that a tattoo of?

I think it might be his downs daughter and the nipple placement may be a lack of planning.

It’s really quite touching.


Oh god not in that way.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

i just saw a picture of that guy that lied about stealing from MS-13 or whatever, and is now lying to get free money to hide from MS-13.



Is that Sean Penn?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Maybe Johnny Cash?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tears In A Vial posted:

i just saw a picture of that guy that lied about stealing from MS-13 or whatever, and is now lying to get free money to hide from MS-13.



Is that Sean Penn?

link to story/drama
https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/shane-morris-admits-lying-in-viral-twitter-thread-account-shut-down/
what a total douche

quote:

Though Morris directly apologized for lying, he doesn’t seem to have learned completely from the incident. As he expressed in the Medium post, “I’m going to keep writing, and this time around, I’m going to clearly label it ‘fiction’ when I do. No one gets mad at you, as long as you make sure to label your words a work of fiction … That’s who I am. I’m just an opportunistic rear end in a top hat with a brilliant imagination.”

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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


On two friends

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Is that a dildo at the bottom?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I think it's supposed to be a pen, but regardless of what it's supposed to be, yes, yes it is

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Palemdromes posted:


On two friends

I mean yeah the execution isn’t the best, but it’s kind of cute??

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is that a dildo at the bottom?

It may look like one, to the uneducated layman. real heads will recognize it as a reimagining of Sailor Moon’s wand (ムーン . スティック, Mūn Sutikku) as a pen.

the last s0n
Aug 12, 2013

Palemdromes posted:


On two friends

I'm not sure I understand what's wrong with this one. The linework isn't awful, the color saturation looks great, and design appears balanced. Is it that it's a matching tattoo? I feel like I'm missing something.

Frozen Peach
Aug 25, 2004

garbage man from a garbage can

the last s0n posted:

I'm not sure I understand what's wrong with this one. The linework isn't awful, the color saturation looks great, and design appears balanced. Is it that it's a matching tattoo? I feel like I'm missing something.

No, you see, girls can't get cute girly tattoos because the only good tattoos are skulls and eagles and tigers and pizza reapers.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Guys it’s mostly the dildo. The rest of the tattoo is okay.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
I think it's really cute.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sailor Moon was rad though, except for when North America erased all the queer content. gently caress that noise, I need my gay and trans sailor scouts.

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
I like the one on the left, the one on the right looks like a mess with the linework and shading.

If it wasn't mentioned that they were friends, I would've assumed the left one was the original and the right was someone trying to copy it.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Palemdromes posted:

It may look like one, to the uneducated layman. real heads will recognize it as a reimagining of Sailor Moon’s wand (ムーン . スティック, Mūn Sutikku) as a pen.

I know I'm taking the bait here but it's not her wand, it's the disguise pen! :bahgawd:

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

yook posted:

I like the one on the left, the one on the right looks like a mess with the linework and shading.

If it wasn't mentioned that they were friends, I would've assumed the left one was the original and the right was someone trying to copy it.

This is exactly what I thought too.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Frozen Peach posted:

No, you see, girls can't get cute girly tattoos because the only good tattoos are skulls and eagles and tigers and pizza reapers.

Do we know those are girls lol I want a sparkly tattoo right next to one of my skulls

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
https://i.imgur.com/pnSwLtr.mp4

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Am I being dense or do I see nothing wrong with that besides the referral method?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Palemdromes posted:


On two friends

Gosh how dare they

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
The back one looks really well done, except maybe the little hair bun, but otherwise I think it's neat. The Sailor Moon ones.. isn't the pastel coloring just gonna go mushy or something? Or maybe that's a better way of doing it?

The colors do look a bit different than other pastel splash poo poo that's been posted.. like they aren't that bad.

Anyway, tattoos and peoples opinions, moving on.

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I feel like if you have to explain to people that your tattoo isn't a dildo, it's a bad tattoo.

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