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Inkel: Feb 19, 2004; College Slice

Rated PG-34 posted:

https://twitter.com/TasteThisSass/status/1131691461190275074?s=20

I don't mean to poo poo on anyone's parade because I've seen this go viral and it's certainly a funny Craigslist post, but something stuck out to me as very familiar about the house in these photos...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgZDUFvk4Y

The fireplace, couch, and windows in that living room look awfully familiar...

# ? May 24, 2019 14:33

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# ? May 14, 2024 14:55

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Inkel posted:

I don't mean to poo poo on anyone's parade because I've seen this go viral and it's certainly a funny Craigslist post, but something stuck out to me as very familiar about the house in these photos...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgZDUFvk4Y

The fireplace, couch, and windows in that living room look awfully familiar...

Those pictures are absolutely from that house, down to the fake plant in the corner behind the couch.

# ? May 24, 2019 14:39

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://i.imgur.com/ne7YIUB.mp4

# ? May 24, 2019 15:34

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

The cat is coming from inside the house! :ohdear:

# ? May 24, 2019 15:36

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/yoyokadrums/status/1131949106216071170

# ? May 24, 2019 19:06

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

# ? May 24, 2019 20:06

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

Bored posted:

Can I get that in YouTube format. My obsolete iPhone won't let me watch stuff from giant.gfycat.Com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSKX_XFpJHA

# ? May 24, 2019 20:42

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rated PG-34 posted:

https://twitter.com/TasteThisSass/status/1131691461190275074?s=20

Its a Billcat. Not a Bobcat.

# ? May 24, 2019 22:33

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Was on computer heard a meow and saw this

# ? May 24, 2019 23:01

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/gizmo_neko/status/1131837363506651136
~squeak~

# ? May 25, 2019 00:16

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

# ? May 25, 2019 00:58

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/jqY5wpW.mp4

# ? May 25, 2019 12:56

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jqY5wpW.mp4

I'm going to eat you little bir........ well, this paint appears to have been applied in a satisfactory manner...

# ? May 25, 2019 20:22

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1132253984071344129
Employee of the Month.

# ? May 25, 2019 21:29

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Today I learned about this upcoming game, which I thought this thread would appreciate.

quote:

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Features

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# ? May 25, 2019 22:58

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

I am currently being aggressively loved on by a five pound tortie.

# ? May 25, 2019 23:09

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I am currently being aggressively loved on by a five pound tortie.

Your pics didn�t work

# ? May 25, 2019 23:13

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1130229242657202176

# ? May 25, 2019 23:29

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1130229242657202176

Cat gyros are notoriously unreliable.

# ? May 25, 2019 23:33

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

I've finally done it. I've distilled Rexie's entire personality into a single image.

The foldy feet of judgment :catbert:

# ? May 25, 2019 23:34

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1130229242657202176

My family's cat when I was growing up loved to do this. He'd walk up to you, meow, and flop over onto your feet.

# ? May 26, 2019 00:46

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

My cat still does this. He climbs up on your lap and then just kind of aggressively falls over.

# ? May 26, 2019 00:55

tudabee: Jan 1, 2007; How many times must I remind you to WASH YOUR HANDS?

Feral cat/kitten rescue TinyKittens is trying to capture a feral mother cat that had kittens in a barn, using said kittens as bait. Facebook Livestream.

The stream in still going, but the connection is spotty, so you could also just watch their current rescues, a pile of 11 kittens from three different feral mothers, all in one room:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS0jhmdzeaI

OR a separate pile of kittens and their mother, quarantined due to ringworm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxLOfvaHoYQ

Look I just really like watching kittens, don't judge me. :colbert: