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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

That scene is depressing as gently caress and all this dude thinks is “man gotta me that spussy”

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The real curse is putting antennae on a spider

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

Devils Affricate posted:

The real curse is putting antennae on a spider

nah the guy wanting to gently caress a cartoon spider is the real curse

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The antennae is a minor curse. That design really is weaker with two little antennae lines.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Can't just want to gently caress a spider, it has to be one that's about to die in a few minutes.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
It's her last request. What are you supposed to do, not gently caress the dying spider?

John Cena would gently caress the spider. Maybe we should've called him.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Men and their commitment issues, am I right?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Okay Philosophy Tube's thumbnails are just getting weird.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Wall Balls posted:

theodore rex is probably the most cursed movie of all time but his shoes were a good gag

is that what that is? i thought it was part of a costume for something else, my bad :sweatdrop:

edit for content:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I don't know why, but I bet that thing would make an amazing sidekick.

*in a danny devito voice* "Hey, master! Lemme scout them ruins first, they won't notice me!" *skitters off*

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Screaming Idiot posted:

I don't know why, but I bet that thing would make an amazing sidekick.

*in a danny devito voice* "Hey, master! Lemme scout them ruins first, they won't notice me!" *skitters off*

HL2 did it first

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Did Farage already show his true form, how impatient!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Julius CSAR posted:

That scene is depressing as gently caress and all this dude thinks is “man gotta me that spussy”

some guys can only get aroused by women destroying themselves for their benefit

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




lol human beings are so stupid

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

I tell you I get no respect, no respect at all

Content:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


dregan posted:

I tell you I get no respect, no respect at all

Content:

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Do you think the guy who wants to gently caress the cartoon spider is turned on by anything with bedroom eyes? Like if you slapped those eyes on a lawnmower would he immediately start trying to gently caress it, or is he just really into spiders?

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Do you think the guy who wants to gently caress the cartoon spider is turned on by anything with bedroom eyes? Like if you slapped those eyes on a lawnmower would he immediately start trying to gently caress it, or is he just really into spiders?

i think it's incredibly obvious not a serious post but yeah maybe recommend him the brave little toaster and see how that goes

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Whatever this is, it's British, isn't it?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

ulex minor posted:

i think it's incredibly obvious not a serious post but yeah maybe recommend him the brave little toaster and see how that goes

Knowing everything we do about the internet why would you think the guy isn't serious. Have you been to the Diviant art thread?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/xwAWQrx.mp4

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

I was expecting Zach Braff to pop out.

Or spiders.

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/s9Ti6X0.jpg

many bonus curses at https://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/sexdoll/

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I'm the cursed "about the author" box

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:allbuttons:

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

An actual animal from the increasingly polluted sea died for this.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Motherfucker posted:

An actual animal from the increasingly polluted sea died for this.

Oreo Cheese Crab Plastic

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Do you think the guy who wants to gently caress the cartoon spider is turned on by anything with bedroom eyes? Like if you slapped those eyes on a lawnmower would he immediately start trying to gently caress it, or is he just really into spiders?

Like, I had weird feelings about some cartoon characters as a kid who was just starting to feel things for girls and watched too many cartoons (not a dying spider woman dispensing life wisdom tho lol) and I mean yeah, the "bedroom eyes" thing was absolutely a huge part of it. Like, Jasmine in Aladdin has that look 100% of the time, or literally ANY female character from a Bruce Timm DC animated series.

Welp, that's my incredibly personal and profoundly embarrassing public confession for this month!

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

dregan posted:

I tell you I get no respect, no respect at all

Content:


:nws:, but related
https://i.imgur.com/oZKQOtn.jpg

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:cry:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That boy's gonna get hypothermia

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Commissioned by Jordan Peterson.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Send that pic to spiderfucker

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bogus Adventure posted:

Send that pic to Jordan Peterson

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
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doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Scratch Monkey posted:

Whatever this is, it's British, isn't it?

Its from the new versions of Vampire: the Masquerade sourcebooks coming out. Its supposed to represent a typical vampire noble.

Trap sprung, I guess.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Dienes posted:

Its from the new versions of Vampire: the Masquerade sourcebooks coming out. Its supposed to represent a typical vampire noble.

Trap sprung, I guess.

I thought it was some BDSM granny dom thing and was fine with it. Now it just makes me sad like every other time photographs get used in RPG sourcebooks.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


honestly probably blessed

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I wish anything made me as happy as boots make BootDude.

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Eldercain posted:



honestly probably blessed

Can't claim he's not living his best life

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