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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:at D&D getting the job because they figured out that R+L=J but then had no idea how that was important to the rest of the story... At this point does anyone think this actually happened the way it's told? I'm guessing it was more like someone who skimmed the books ran it past HBO, and then when that went over well it was time for D&D to call up GRRM. Before they went to the actual dinner meeting, some assistant probably coached them on what to say. "He's a grumpy old man who doesn't want his series butchered, make sure you impress him by dropping key facts that we've researched, such as R+L=J". They sat down with him and ham-fistedly pulled it off, rattling off several facts correctly. Later, after his memory of the event faded GRRM justified his decision in hindsight by incorrectly recalling that *he* was the one to bring it up and quiz them on things and that they impressed him.
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:at D&D getting the job because they figured out that R+L=J but then had no idea how that was important to the rest of the story... They promised him millions of dollars and delivered that part.
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:37 |
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:at D&D getting the job because they figured out that R+L=J but then had no idea how that was important to the rest of the story... D&D got the job because Benioff's dad was formerly head of Goldman Sachs and Weiss was friends with him from school. Pretty much everyone in the industry has rich parents and great connections. They're both poo poo writers with terrible books in their inventory and their only claim to fame prior to GoT was the screenplay for Troy.
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:41 |
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How soon they forget Lucky Wander Boy and Wolverine Origins. Because who would remember? Literally 50-year-old men getting places by having their dads call up old subordinates for favors.
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:49 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:How soon they forget Lucky Wander Boy and Wolverine Origins. Because who would remember? Literally 50-year-old men getting places by having their dads call up old subordinates for favors. I think I get Clegane Bowl, now...
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:53 |
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The Easy Rider posted:As an Eisenstein fan, I've got to piggyback on this; contrast the coronation scene in Ivan the Terrible versus all of the 'world-changing' events shown in the last episode. This owns and I wish I was half as good at posting/watching nerd shows
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:58 |
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In conclusion lock thread.
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# ? May 26, 2019 23:24 |
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:I think I get Clegane Bowl, now... Come on now.....wolverine origins was much more believable.... (jk clegane bowl was good)
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The Easy Rider posted:As an Eisenstein fan, I've got to piggyback on this; contrast the coronation scene in Ivan the Terrible versus all of the 'world-changing' events shown in the last episode. Good post quote:individual scenes were shot as if its defenders were overrun, only to cut away, and upon returning they remain standing. God this was bullshit
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# ? May 26, 2019 23:31 |
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Strom Cuzewon posted:S2 and 3 were the great when Sophie turner had her growth spurt and was towering over everyone. How tall is Sophie Turner?
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# ? May 27, 2019 00:01 |
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TulliusCicero posted:How tall is Sophie Turner? Google says 5’9”, but I feel like she’s taller than Kit Harrington, unless most of her scenes are just with Arya and Mayor Carcetti and they make her seem tall. Also she’s married to Joe Jonas? I did not see that coming. It must be the realization of a childhood wish with adult wealth, like an investment banker who buys a carousel from the boardwalk he visited as a child.
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# ? May 27, 2019 00:10 |
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he slid into her DMs. for real lol
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# ? May 27, 2019 00:34 |
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Hey good news no game of thrones tonight or ever again
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:11 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Google says 5’9”, but I feel like she’s taller than Kit Harrington well Kit's like 5'6'' so the math checks out
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:13 |
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Farrier Theaks posted:Hey good news no game of thrones tonight or ever again
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:21 |
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Farrier Theaks posted:Hey good news no game of thrones tonight or ever again Jokes on you, I'm rewatching season 1. I almost forgot how good the show used to be.
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:23 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jokes on you, I'm rewatching season 1. I almost forgot how good the show used to be. I feel like the new way to watch GOT will be watch up to 4 and then skip around
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jokes on you, I'm rewatching season 1. I almost forgot how good the show used to be. It's funny to go back and realize the entire open is just a red herring. TulliusCicero posted:I feel like the new way to watch GOT will be watch up to 4 and then skip around Looking forward to the Amazon adaptation of the completed book series as a Bezos vanity project in ~17 years...
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:39 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:he slid into her DMs. for real lol drat even their irl relationships suffer from hack writing
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:57 |
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TulliusCicero posted:I feel like the new way to watch GOT will be watch up to 4 and then skip around yeah i skipped through an incredible amount of seasons 5 and 6 on my rewatch.
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U-DO Burger posted:drat even their irl relationships suffer from hack writing It’s like a version of that Natalie Portman/Moby thing where she was into it.
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:10 |
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Thank loving god this show is dead
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:22 |
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Thank loving god this show is dead i mourn the show that could've been.
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:28 |
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We got like five seasons of really good TV so not gonna complain too much. Most shows don’t even make it that far
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:47 |
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Imagine if Return of the King was such a wet fart, and they skipped most of Rohan and Helms Deep in favor of more Ent time
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TulliusCicero posted:Imagine if Return of the King was such a wet fart, and they skipped most of Rohan and Helms Deep in favor of more Ent time
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:01 |
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LividLiquid posted:You're thinking of Two Towers. I meant if the ending in general was bad and they skipped the good parts of the middle in Two Towers
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:06 |
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not only is LOTR bad too but actually all stories are bad and the first caveperson who stood up around the campfire trying to grunt out a narrative at their fellow homo habilis or whatever the gently caress ???? yea their writing sucked rear end too. there's never been a non-hack writer, including the author of this dimension, the biggest hack there has ever been
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crazy cloud posted:not only is LOTR bad too but actually all stories are bad and the first caveperson who stood up around the campfire trying to grunt out a narrative at their fellow homo habilis or whatever the gently caress ???? yea their writing sucked rear end too. there's never been a non-hack writer, including the author of this dimension, the biggest hack there has ever been Trump
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:25 |
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crazy cloud posted:not only is LOTR bad too but actually all stories are bad and the first caveperson who stood up around the campfire trying to grunt out a narrative at their fellow homo habilis or whatever the gently caress ???? yea their writing sucked rear end too. there's never been a non-hack writer, including the author of this dimension, the biggest hack there has ever been
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:26 |
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Like, the ending equivalent to Lord of the Rings would be if Aragorn's story had changed to, rather than the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Aragorn had convinced Eomer and Theoden to follow him to the Black Gate, where things proceeded much as normal, except Sam is completely a worthless piece of poo poo who curls up into a ball in the corner of the Crack of Doom room crying, then Gollum willfully throws the Ring and himself into the fire. Frodo and Sam both are saved because they're blown clear, where Gandalf and the Eagles show up. Then, Aragorn, having tried to claim the Kingship but been denied by Denethor, leads the army to the Pelennor Fields, where he summons the Army of the Dead to kill everyone within the city and burn it to the ground. Then Arwen murders him and gets on the ship with her father and sails for Valinor. Then Pippin's made King of Gondor, and his vassals are Gandalf, Sam, Treebeard, Faramir, and Wormtongue (having trouble coming up with a Bronn analogue). Sam wants to grow more food and Treebeard suggests clear-cutting the forests. Wormtongue's one contribution was killing Saruman. Oh and literally nothing before the start of Return of the King is changed.
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:54 |
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I watched the 2-hour final documentary, and my heart breaks for all the blood, sweat, and tears the cast and crew put into this season, only for it to come off as superhero movie drivel. Such disappointment.
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# ? May 27, 2019 04:20 |
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Vegetable posted:I thought the actors for Cersei and Bronn couldn't be in the same room together, but in Season 3 episode 1, Cersei walks out of Tyrion's room while Bronn waits outside. Doesn't look like they used a body double. You... you realize they don't actually have, like, magic forcefields that keep them apart, right? Lena Headey just hates Bronn's actor and doesn't want to be around him, but it's not like they both explode if they get too close. Hell, in Season 3 they might not have fallen out yet, rumor has it that they dated at some point and Headey got really pissed at him after the breakup.
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# ? May 27, 2019 04:23 |
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Phenotype posted:You... you realize they don't actually have, like, magic forcefields that keep them apart, right? Lena Headey just hates Bronn's actor and doesn't want to be around him, but it's not like they both explode if they get too close. Hell, in Season 3 they might not have fallen out yet, rumor has it that they dated at some point and Headey got really pissed at him after the breakup. It's like matter and antimatter and when they crossed paths it destroyed the writing in the back half of the series. Sad but true.
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# ? May 27, 2019 04:44 |
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someone make this but with a trail of poo poo coming off the throne instead of blood. Or maybe it’s on wheels
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# ? May 27, 2019 04:47 |
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drat, just realized Bronn's actor couldn't go to any of the table reads if Lena was there. That's a bummer.
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Sky Shadowing posted:Like, the ending equivalent to Lord of the Rings would be if Aragorn's story had changed to, rather than the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Aragorn had convinced Eomer and Theoden to follow him to the Black Gate, where things proceeded much as normal, except Sam is completely a worthless piece of poo poo who curls up into a ball in the corner of the Crack of Doom room crying, then Gollum willfully throws the Ring and himself into the fire. Frodo and Sam both are saved because they're blown clear, where Gandalf and the Eagles show up. It's also like if Sauron personally showed up and like Eowyn or Faramir one-shotted him after he was going to kill Pippin who did jack poo poo the whole fight. The Arya-NK oneshot stab really annoyed me, because for gently caress sake you have Eowyn's awesome but short struggle with the Witch King to emulate or rip off and you don't even bother. It's so easy to to make the fight have stakes and tension like when the Witch King breaks Eowyn's shield arm and is about to kill her, and then a desperate play by Merry and her works out. She even has the great line. God drat I forgot how good that scene really is; Eowyn is a loving amazing feat compared to that anemic 30 second shot we got of Arya and the NK TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 05:49 on May 27, 2019 |
# ? May 27, 2019 05:29 |
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Imagine if Lord of the Rings didn’t end on the big, mega evil, Sauron, but opted instead to–oh I don’t know–rez (or simply leave alive in the first place) Saruman and then the story actually ends with our intrepid hero having to take on a less apocalyptic menace. That’s Thrones season 8.
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Alec Eiffel posted:Imagine if Lord of the Rings didn’t end on the big, mega evil, Sauron, but opted instead to–oh I don’t know–rez (or simply leave alive in the first place) Saruman and then the story actually ends with our intrepid hero having to take on a less apocalyptic menace. I'm irony poisoned, help me
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Alec Eiffel posted:Imagine if Lord of the Rings didn’t end on the big, mega evil, Sauron, but opted instead to–oh I don’t know–rez (or simply leave alive in the first place) Saruman and then the story actually ends with our intrepid hero having to take on a less apocalyptic menace.
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