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Woah now guys. This is a thread about making fun of failed relationships. I'm not interested in hearing about emotionally fulfilling encounters unless it involves a dad seducing his daughter's heart-broken ex-boyfriend.
Dazerbeams fucked around with this message at 02:34 on May 27, 2019 |
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AITA for not wanting to buy spare parts for the plumber to start working?quote:I'm not sure about this situation but I will not be surprised if AITA .
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:32 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:AITA for not wanting to buy spare parts for the plumber to start working? So wishing it included the part where the plumber asks her to grab a pepsi and some fritos on her way back from the hardware store.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:AITA for not wanting to buy spare parts for the plumber to start working? Absolutely, but we're not talking about spare parts, we're talking about replacement parts.
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:42 |
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I've hired a few plumbers. They've always went out and purchased their own supplies, and factored that into the bill. I wouldn't trust that guy, tbh. Alone? In a house that doesn't belong to you? Nah. Make a follow up appointment to come back with supplies and the like.
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:42 |
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Yeah, the insistence that he be left alone inside someone else's home is... unsettling. Especially given that he's probably hourly and makes more to boot if he goes.
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# ? May 27, 2019 02:45 |
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The guy was probably wrong to put a teen renter in this situation, but it’s not weird at all to offer someone the chance to get their own parts. It saves time (he could have gotten started) and it spares everyone the “I just don’t see why I’m being charged so much for [specific part] l, it’s just a pipe.” That’s more of a thing that you would do with a homeowner though, not some anxious teen that obviously didn’t understand. The plumber should have just dropped it and added the $150 to the bill, daddy is paying anyway. e: oops it’s his parents house, not renting life is a joke fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 27, 2019 |
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Palpek posted:My boyfriend “slut shames” me because of my post partum body Murder your boyfriend lol, if all he wants to do is shriek (“provocative” really?) because you’re different now that you’ve had a baby then he no longer deserves to be your boyfriend. Putting your body through hell to have his child and this is how he repays you? that’s a little hosed up.
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:09 |
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AITA for refusing to pay rent to my parents?quote:I’m 22F and since I have a full time job my parents want me to pay rent to them. I refused out right. But here is my reasoning, I want to move out so badly and have my own place. They do not want this, they want me to stay with them until I can afford to BUY a house. Right now I am perfectly able to rent a place and live alone feed myself, take care of myself in every way. I AM READY TO LEAVE. They want me with them, I love them and hate arguing with them and don’t mind living with them if it’s free. But they are strict. I ask them to take sick days off work. Like a child does when they want to stay home sick from school. I Tell them where I’m going. Can’t come home after 10pm, can’t drink alcohol at all or smoke. I do not want to Pay them and still follow strict rules. I run errands for them, do a set list of daily chores I cannot have a pet and I cook dinner for them and clean the kitchen afterward nearly nightly. I don’t always mind living with them but I will not live by their rules and PAY.
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:15 |
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Yeah whats stopping you moving...?
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:24 |
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Azerban posted:There's no one more poo poo than someone with the privilege to 'not be political.' lol
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:25 |
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Her parents controlling nature I assume
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:26 |
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Sounds about right from here.
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:33 |
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Tell us what you really think, goonsir
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HIJK posted:Murder your boyfriend lol, if all he wants to do is shriek (“provocative” really?) because you’re different now that you’ve had a baby then he no longer deserves to be your boyfriend. Putting your body through hell to have his child and this is how he repays you? that’s a little hosed up. I guess I'm just used to my husband liking a bit of cleavage because then he gets to see it and that makes him happy. It seems much more healthy for your spouse to enjoy the fact your body exists. I'm not going to complain if he takes his shirt off on a hot day in public, my man is fine and I'm not insecure. He can flaunt what he's got when I'm around any day.
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Picnic Princess posted:I guess I'm just used to my husband liking a bit of cleavage because then he gets to see it and that makes him happy. It seems much more healthy for your spouse to enjoy the fact your body exists. I'm not going to complain if he takes his shirt off on a hot day in public, my man is fine and I'm not insecure. He can flaunt what he's got when I'm around any day. The weirdest part of that for me is how the hell does having a hot wife make you look bad in any way? I mean, call me nuts but when you walk into a room with a good looking partner no one thinks to themselves, "wow, poor person, they have a hot mate."
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:49 |
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It's bad to be sexy and to have sex and also bad to not be sexy and not have sex.
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:54 |
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Its very simple, a lot of men are sad that the Joseon dynasty no longer exists.
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# ? May 27, 2019 03:56 |
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Barudak posted:Its very simple, a lot of men are sad that the Joseon dynasty no longer exists. I'm happy I know what this is, but sad at the same time. Ignorance is bliss.
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Literally A Person posted:The weirdest part of that for me is how the hell does having a hot wife make you look bad in any way? I mean, call me nuts but when you walk into a room with a good looking partner no one thinks to themselves, "wow, poor person, they have a hot mate." But then when other people look at your hot wife you feel bad for some reason. Maybe the best thing would be a theoretical hot wife that people believe you have but never look upon. Schrödinger’s hot wi—no, that’s murder, never mind.
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Barudak posted:Its very simple, a lot of men are sad that the Joseon dynasty no longer exists. As a man, can confirm. RIP, Queen Min
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Pirate Radar posted:But then when other people look at your hot wife you feel bad for some reason. I think it really boils down to the "That's MY possession, get your eyes off it!" mentality that people really seem to get into once they have a partner. It's where a ton of jealousy issues stem from too, the whole "Talk to MY man and I'll ruin your life bitch" "Look at MY wife's rear end and I'll knock you flat on your sorry rear end" "Don't you dare 'like' MY husband's photos you skank" "You have to cut off all your dude friends now that you're MINE" seems to be way more common than not. Glad I'm not treated like that, and I wish no one else was.
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:09 |
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Gifts are an act of aggression AITA for getting mad at my boyfriend for gifting me a laundry basket.. for the second Christmas gift in a row.... quote:So this is late, we aren't even togeather anymore so maybe this was a red flag of the end of the relationship.... Anyway, the topic came up recently and... well... here we are.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Why are the weapon-obsessed poo poo-monglers so loving reluctant to lock things up? It doesn't matter if it's a gun or a battle-axe, it is not a goddamn toy, put it the gently caress away. I'm going to just assume I'm a monster for leaving this 17" spitting ax out by the fireplace. (Just kidding, because of this thread I now know I'm a monster because I'm a man. I'm not sure if I'm joking or not.) mind the walrus posted:2. I have never met a primary earner who didn't immediately default to thinking of all the money as theirs the instant there's a whiff of friction. Hi! Nice to meet you. I'm on income, my wife of 19 years pays our bills and does the bulk of the planning. This has worked through thick and (lots of) thin. We communicate well enough that we both know what's going on and have input into both things, but this is the general pattern we've ended up in and it's totally fine for us. Don't let this thread or the internet in general make you think absolutely everyone is fundamentally broken. You are in a place where people complain about their problems and rarely talk about the boring stuff like "everything is fine....just had another day where nothing went wrong even though decisions were made." Peaceful Anarchy posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > /r/relationships: Only seconds later, my parents and sister arrived and my dad said that he pumped into him
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DemoneeHo posted:Gifts are an act of aggression Too bad dignity was over your christmas gift budget limit
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:23 |
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(Virginia USA) Wife of 5 years wants a divorce because she’s “not happy”. We have one child. She also owes 40k restitution for a grand larceny charge.quote:My wife wants a divorce because she’s not happy. We have a 3 year old child together which she wants custody of. I make around 55k a year and pay 90% of bills. She makes around 25/30k a year and has to pay $400 a month in restitution for a grand larceny charge that she was arrested and convicted for last year after stealing 50k from her previous employer. If she misses a payment she will go to jail. There is no way she could afford housing, restitution and raise a child on her own. Her only option would be to move in with her parents in Georgia, USA. I’m content with the relationship and would like to work it out at least for our child’s sake. I also don’t want her to be miserable for the next 15 years. Can she get custody and move to GA? Any help is appreciated. Please let me know if you need any additional info. Thanks so much! She sounds like a keeper
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:30 |
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[MI, USA] Considering suing my uncle after he intentionally fired an air horn meant for bears in my ear, and now I have what appears to be a permanent ringing in my earquote:I have a big family, with around 20 cousins, 10 aunts and uncles, and several others who always show up to family reunions. I'm a male in my 20s. Do it
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DemoneeHo posted:She sounds like a keeper I mean, I bet she at least wipes her butt
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:32 |
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DemoneeHo posted:[MI, USA] Considering suing my uncle after he intentionally fired an air horn meant for bears in my ear, and now I have what appears to be a permanent ringing in my ear
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:34 |
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From the Trump thread
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:36 |
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Cockblocked by my Businessman Dinosaur Father
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:39 |
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John Becker you are a loving idiot, how are you going to manuever that gun in the space provided???
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:43 |
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I hope the gun falls and goes off and shoots off Jonh Becker's pecker.
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:47 |
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DemoneeHo posted:[MI, USA] Considering suing my uncle after he intentionally fired an air horn meant for bears in my ear, and now I have what appears to be a permanent ringing in my ear Ruin him. Also, I bet the hostility towards the fiance will do a hard 180 as soon as they're married. Why haven't you knocked up my little girl yet? Where's the multitude of grandchildren hmm? What do you mean you've been having troubles in the bedroom ever since I cocked my shottie at your nuts?
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:48 |
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Honestly, that setup is a gift to the daughter, who can quite trivially "knock over" the gun and "accidentally" unload it in her lovely dad's face
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# ? May 27, 2019 05:53 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Sarcasm isn't an emotion or a feeling you loving moron. Sarcasm is how you show that you feel contempt, and that is how you ruin a good relationship.
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Should I (37F) tell my BF (41M)that I have lost attraction to him as he has explored his bisexuality?quote:u/FrontPark8
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Motronic posted:I'm going to just assume I'm a monster for leaving this 17" spitting ax out by the fireplace. So you chop firewood in the middle of your house?
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# ? May 27, 2019 06:18 |
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Beachcomber posted:I'm happy I know what this is, but sad at the same time. Slut wife wants her own name likes she's an actual person
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life is a joke posted:The guy was probably wrong to put a teen renter in this situation, but it’s not weird at all to offer someone the chance to get their own parts. It saves time (he could have gotten started) and it spares everyone the “I just don’t see why I’m being charged so much for [specific part] l, it’s just a pipe.” That’s more of a thing that you would do with a homeowner though, not some anxious teen that obviously didn’t understand. The plumber should have just dropped it and added the $150 to the bill, daddy is paying anyway. It's weird to insist that they choose their own parts right after the person has explained that they would have no idea what to choose
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