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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

I did that with my first roasted chestnut. Didn’t know you were supposed to shell them after being handed the bag.

I got invited to a co-worker's mosque at Eid one year. they had a guy go around handing out dates and I just popped the thing in my mouth without thinking, pit and all. then they sent the same guy around to collect the date pits and I had to surreptitiously spit out the pit and then hand off the slobbery thing to him.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

uber_stoat posted:

I got invited to a co-worker's mosque at Eid one year. they had a guy go around handing out dates and I just popped the thing in my mouth without thinking, pit and all. then they sent the same guy around to collect the date pits and I had to surreptitiously spit out the pit and then hand off the slobbery thing to him.

Seems kind of weird to have your first date at a mosque but to each their own I guess

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Whooping Crabs posted:

Seems kind of weird to have your first date at a mosque but to each their own I guess

stoat had a bad time, it was the pits

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Lol, even the dog won't eat that

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rarely has a “Woohoo!” been as ill-placed as that “Woohoo!”

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That is one over packaged pastry.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/glassbottommeg/status/1132832278608994304

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

In the sense of “I sure fixed his wagon,” sure.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
I need this woman to make a cooking show loving IMMEDIATELY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIMCpevwTs

I love her. "kids and fat people love cheese", "motherfucker, gently caress ME, film the food" :lol: Auntie Fee is my new favorite YT chef

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Zipperelli. posted:

I need this woman to make a cooking show loving IMMEDIATELY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIMCpevwTs

I love her. "kids and fat people love cheese", "motherfucker, gently caress ME, film the food" :lol: Auntie Fee is my new favorite YT chef

I'd eat the gently caress out of that and ask for seconds.
Everyone needs an Auntie Fee in their life.
Also voting for Thread title change to "This Bitch is Ready"

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Anti-Food Porn/Food Fads: "This bitch is ready"

Mods, please. I need this.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

The rare unpublished final panel of "Loss".

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


uber_stoat posted:

I got invited to a co-worker's mosque at Eid one year. they had a guy go around handing out dates and I just popped the thing in my mouth without thinking, pit and all. then they sent the same guy around to collect the date pits and I had to surreptitiously spit out the pit and then hand off the slobbery thing to him.

My grandmother bit into a mango like it was an apple. It was awesome. Didn’t even spit the skin out when I told her not to eat it.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I'm one of those people that popped the whole edamame pod into my mouth when first offered. Whoops.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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CzarChasm posted:

I'm one of those people that popped the whole edamame pod into my mouth when first offered. Whoops.

Me too, I still do it, the seasoning is on the pod dangit

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

CzarChasm posted:

I'm one of those people that popped the whole edamame pod into my mouth when first offered. Whoops.

I did that, chewed and swallowed the whole thing.



Made it through half the bowl before being corrected by a horrified sushi chef and newlywed spouse.

RoeCocoa
Oct 23, 2010

Metaline posted:

My grandmother bit into a mango like it was an apple. It was awesome. Didn’t even spit the skin out when I told her not to eat it.

My brother eats the mango skin with the rest of it, unless he's dicing it for salsa. It's not that much thicker than apple skin and it hasn't hurt him yet. I just like to gnaw the flesh off of the pit until the strings get stuck in my teeth. :yum:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

apparently kiwi fruit skin is edible.

:I

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Lots of things are edible, if not unpleasant.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019
I enjoy the rind on brie. I occasionally try soft shell crabs and sometimes it's not the best experience.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/1TD/status/855448328804474880

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Having recently eaten banana peels they aren't awful marinated and cooked with the stringy bits cut out.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Henry Black
Jun 27, 2004

If she's not making this face, you're not doing it right.
Fun Shoe

Zipperelli. posted:

I need this woman to make a cooking show loving IMMEDIATELY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIMCpevwTs

I love her. "kids and fat people love cheese", "motherfucker, gently caress ME, film the food" :lol: Auntie Fee is my new favorite YT chef

Unfortunately she is very dead at this point :(

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Yep, that's the one :barf:

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

apparently kiwi fruit skin is edible.

:I

I love eating a kiwi whole, and I get a sick pleasure seeing how much it makes my coworker cringe.

Convenient too. Just go to town. It's less mess than spooning it out.

Plus a little extra fiber is good when your dietary staples are liqour and hot wings.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Gonna go for the low hanging fruit:

not like there's much difference amirite

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVEbwYJbmjc

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Weak, they didn't finish it all. Time for the AFP patron saint to show how it's done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLunzl5wFNk

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

AFP patron saint

that's not Aunt Sandy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Peanuts I deffo eat with the shell sometimes. It’s where all the salt is

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Data Graham posted:

Peanuts I deffo eat with the shell sometimes. It’s where all the salt is

same but coconuts

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Peanuts I deffo eat with the shell sometimes. It’s where all the salt is

Here's someone who's deffo not hurting for lack of fiber.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



uber_stoat posted:

I got invited to a co-worker's mosque at Eid one year. they had a guy go around handing out dates and I just popped the thing in my mouth without thinking, pit and all. then they sent the same guy around to collect the date pits and I had to surreptitiously spit out the pit and then hand off the slobbery thing to him.

...uh, how. Uh... How are you supposed to eat a date, then?

...I'm asking for a friend.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1QVp55ehvs

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Synthbuttrange posted:

apparently kiwi fruit skin is edible.

:I



I eat sunflower seeds with the shell. Sometimes it hurts a little pooping afterwards but it's all good

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Ziv Zulander posted:



I eat sunflower seeds with the shell. Sometimes it hurts a little pooping afterwards but it's all good

I had to stop doing that after a bit more blood than I usually like when I excrete

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Samovar posted:

...uh, how. Uh... How are you supposed to eat a date, then?

...I'm asking for a friend.

Ha! Like you could ever get a date.

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