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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A lot of the gay porn is also primarily aimed at and usually made by women.

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RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Ghost Leviathan posted:

A lot of the gay porn is also primarily aimed at and usually made by women.

Man, this whole time I thought they were actually filming men! Modern CG really has come a long way

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

The MSJ posted:

You still work at an anime magazine, Commissar?

Nope, but that doesn't mean I've stopped watching anime or reading manga :anime:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Man, this whole time I thought they were actually filming men! Modern CG really has come a long way

You know how female models in renaissance time were just men with sculpted on boobs? Turns out the reverse thing is even easier

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Looking through the best selling VR games and there are just great games in there: SEX MOTEL, Sexy Miss.
I have nothing against spanking it in VR but holy poo poo how is it 2019 and game designers still haven't figured out how tits move.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Shai-Hulud posted:

Looking through the best selling VR games and there are just great games in there: SEX MOTEL, Sexy Miss.
I have nothing against spanking it in VR but holy poo poo how is it 2019 and game designers still haven't figured out how tits move.
They're like bags of sand, right?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
the developers probably don't care enough to make it better and the target audience probably doesn't know or care either lol

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

This is actually already a genre called "Otome," and they're visual novels where you play as a female and all the romantic interests are male (or sometimes also female).

I hope you enjoy this new hellscape that I've opened your eyes towards, and you are able to bring us some rich new content for this thread

Oh no, not the hellscape of things existing for women!!!!!!!

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
otoges own

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
i thought people already knew about hatoful boyfriend and my horse prince

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PiiSim

quote:

ABOUT THIS GAME
This game with absurd humor. Pee in the toilet, break the toilet, washing machine, make a hole in the wall, piss the police, destroy the city.

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

Game play implies urinating on objects.
There are subjects implying "meaning" the presence of sex. However, nothing can be seen.

All that would be enough to post it here, but the thing that really sends this over the edge is the thirteen minute trailer.

(Yes, of course it ended up in my recommendations. Apparently that's what I get for playing games tagged "indie" and "action".)

GoldenJoe
Aug 9, 2006

Hemingway To Go! posted:

i thought people already knew about hatoful boyfriend and my horse prince

I think people associate those more with the words "Bizarre" or "Funny" than "Otome."

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Shai-Hulud posted:

Looking through the best selling VR games and there are just great games in there: SEX MOTEL, Sexy Miss.
I have nothing against spanking it in VR but holy poo poo how is it 2019 and game designers still haven't figured out how tits move.
It is amazing considering that Valve just launched their own VR set. Hmm what can I buy for this professionally advertised piece of hardware presented as the future of a serious industry aimed at a wide target group? Oh, an uncanny robot gently caress dungeon is the most popular choice, cool. Valve: what even is brand building?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
To be honest vr porn makes more sense as a selling point than vr Skyrim

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Smaller-sized companies could go after the VR porn niche, sure but the big ones and especially hardware manufacturers would kill their target markets if they openly endorsed porn on their stores. If their actual endgame is to break into the mainstream (as impossible as it is) then there's nothing worse they could do than openly turn it into a sex toy.

That kind of long-term foresight is way too complex for Valve though - they'd rather turn their store into a sex mod Nexus and then still try to market the hardware to families. Just release official VR gently caress games with Dota 2, TF2 and Half-Life characters at that point. Now that's a killer app with a ton of cosmetic lootbox potential, own your decisions Valve.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

corn in the bible posted:

To be honest vr porn makes more sense as a selling point than vr Skyrim

how many of the Skyrim porn mods work on VR

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Hwurmp posted:

how many of the Skyrim porn mods work on VR

At least one has full VR compatibility, from typing "VR" into the Nexus's search box.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Schubalts posted:

At least one has full VR compatibility, from typing "VR" into the Nexus's search box.

Gonna go out on a limb and guess it's Realistic Horse Genitalia.

I only know about that one because when the paid mods controversy was happening, the modder embraced the insanity and priced RHG at like, 50 bucks.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Palpek posted:

That kind of long-term foresight is way too complex for Valve though - they'd rather turn their store into a sex mod Nexus and then still try to market the hardware to families. Just release official VR gently caress games with Dota 2, TF2 and Half-Life characters at that point. Now that's a killer app with a ton of cosmetic lootbox potential, own your decisions Valve.

Unironically this. I still remember when HL2 was released, a 'nude Alyx' mod came out roughly .00008 seconds later. There's a market.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Gynovore posted:

Unironically this. I still remember when HL2 was released, a 'nude Alyx' mod came out roughly .00008 seconds later. There's a market.

Valve has already invested in their pornographic futures and it's name is Source Filmmaker

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1021120/PraeBot/

What a weird spin-off of Praey for the Gods.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Dareon posted:

They're like bags of sand, right?

Like very light bags of sand! For some reason it seems impossible to give tits in games some kind of weight. The moment any kind of movement happens they just jiggle and jiggle and keep on jiggling...
Has there ever been any kind of realistic depiction of boobs in video games? They either don't move at all or are some kind of weird non newtonian fluid bag attached to an otherwise rigid body.
Also: While there has been advances in floppy dick technology in the last years its still criminally underused!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Shai-Hulud posted:

Has there ever been any kind of realistic depiction of boobs in video games? They either don't move at all or are some kind of weird non newtonian fluid bag attached to an otherwise rigid body.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Shai-Hulud posted:

Has there ever been any kind of realistic depiction of boobs in video games?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


can confirm that my boob tattoos change when I'm damaged

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Can confirm that real boobs float around on their own firing automatic weapons

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

FoolyCharged posted:

Can confirm that real boobs float around on their own firing automatic weapons

There's an arm too!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

BattleMaster posted:

can confirm that my boob tattoos change when I'm damaged

It works for Jared Leto

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://store.steampowered.com/app/814320/Arkady_Survive/

what in the world

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

homestuck hd looking good

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I believe this will explain everything

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
can't stop laughing

send help

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Rotten Red Rod posted:

I believe this will explain everything



Hell, same.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I believe this will explain everything



big..mood..?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


большое настроение

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Shai-Hulud posted:

Has there ever been any kind of realistic depiction of boobs in video games?
Remember Me, an unmemorable game with really good design on the lead character.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Remember My Boobs

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The butt was on the cover though.

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A good poster
Jan 10, 2010

Is this some kind of Russian Fred?

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