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autism ZX spectrum posted:and everything West of the rockies will be a charred hellscape. West? Half of Alberta will be on fire by the end of the month.
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:27 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 08:07 |
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which half?
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# ? May 26, 2019 22:30 |
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Entorwellian posted:That is mindbogglingly stupid on several fronts. Enjoy your non-Hodgkin's lymphoma cancer next forest fire, citizens. The price of morels is going to go way down though
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autism ZX spectrum posted:The best part is imagining the feedback loop. Forest fires destroy ever increasing tracts of forest, remaining forests are sprayed to ensure higher profitability, eventually aspens will be pushed out entirely and everything West of the rockies will be a charred hellscape. now it just needs to be full of tech startups and we finally have our own california
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# ? May 27, 2019 00:07 |
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Moist von Lipwig posted:top off, nobody wants to touch things that've been in your mouth There's no way I'm spilling a hot drink all over my pickup just so I can do my part to help the environment.
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# ? May 27, 2019 01:37 |
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infernal machines posted:which half? Sadly not the Calgary half.
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# ? May 27, 2019 10:17 |
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hello citizens. have you venerated the canadarm today?
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infernal machines posted:which half? I was going to say the above ground half but I suppose the topsoil will get nice and toasty too.
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# ? May 27, 2019 13:32 |
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isn't that all full of oil too?
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# ? May 27, 2019 13:43 |
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Eox posted:hello citizens. have you venerated the canadarm today? Whatever console by the astronaut's left arm looks like a gigantic novelty foam hand giving the middle finger.
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# ? May 27, 2019 13:53 |
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https://twitter.com/LaurenPelley/status/1133010465150390273 'sorry, heres some things back, please like me again' -dug ford, 2019
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:12 |
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well, not exactly, the cuts are still planned, they're just stopping the retroactive cuts which would have forced a second tax bill from the municipalities because they had already passed their budgets and they can't legally run a deficit
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:19 |
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you promise to send out a Doug Ford branded tax bill and suddenly their intransigence softens a bit. also, pausing bill 108, aka the burn down the province bill
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infernal machines posted:well, not exactly, the cuts are still planned, they're just stopping the retroactive cuts which would have forced a second tax bill from the municipalities because they had already passed their budgets and they can't legally run a deficit I didn't know the thing I was going to do was literally illegal, Volume 38
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:26 |
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weirdly, i don't think the province doing it was illegal, the municipalities just had to deal, and the only thing they could do to deal would be a second round of property tax so naturally everyone said fine, we'll do it, and we're putting your name on the top of the bill
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:28 |
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I just wanted to post that I went to elementary school with St. Albert MP Michael Cooper and I can post a lot of funny poo poo about him if anybody is interested. He wasn't a roller backpack kid but he had serious roller backpack energy about gim.
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:29 |
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I definitely judge people by the way they were in public school, that's a normal adult thing to do
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:31 |
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infernal machines posted:weirdly, i don't think the province doing it was illegal, the municipalities just had to deal, and the only thing they could do to deal would be a second round of property tax Oh no that's definitely fair, it was in their power to do it but there weren't many legal options for how municipalities should comply. Not that this stops them from issuing another "because doug's an idiot" tax bill next year, of course. I think that would be funny.
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I just wanted to post that I went to elementary school with St. Albert MP Michael Cooper and I can post a lot of funny poo poo about him if anybody is interested. tell us about the nerd
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:34 |
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flakeloaf posted:I definitely judge people by the way they were in public school, that's a normal adult thing to do In highschool people would bully him by saying it's ok to be gay
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bring back old gbs posted:tell us about the nerd He had a crying fit once because the other kids insisted he would be president of the United States when he grew up, specifically because we ignored his explanation of what the disqualifying factors of him becoming American President were
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# ? May 27, 2019 15:39 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:He had a crying fit once because the other kids insisted he would be president of the United States when he grew up, specifically because we ignored his explanation of what the disqualifying factors of him becoming American President were What elementary school, bvi?
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# ? May 27, 2019 16:29 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:He had a crying fit once because the other kids insisted he would be president of the United States when he grew up, specifically because we ignored his explanation of what the disqualifying factors of him becoming American President were lmao i mean i dont condone bullying but still lmao
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# ? May 27, 2019 16:50 |
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vyelkin posted:lmao i mean i dont condone bullying but still lmao he also cried once because in grade 4 the teacher made him redo a book report because his book report was about a bill and about 95% of the 35 pages were newspaper opinion pieces he clipped out and glued to paper.
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# ? May 27, 2019 16:58 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:he also cried once because in grade 4 the teacher made him redo a book report because his book report was about a bill and about 95% of the 35 pages were newspaper opinion pieces he clipped out and glued to paper. i now condone bullying
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:he also cried once because in grade 4 the teacher made him redo a book report because his book report was about a bill and about 95% of the 35 pages were newspaper opinion pieces he clipped out and glued to paper. what the gently caress
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# ? May 27, 2019 17:09 |
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A guy in my fourth grade class had hydrocephalus and was understandably a poor student for it, but the "speech" he gave for the public speaking class - which was him reading lists of shows from tv guide - would have won the school competition if our votes had been counted fairly. If you're going to plagiarize, have flair.
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# ? May 27, 2019 17:15 |
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I don't mean to paint the guy as somebody who cried often but I mean he definitely cried about memorable things. Also look at this friggin jacket https://twitter.com/Cooper4SAE/status/1129876413215985664
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# ? May 27, 2019 17:27 |
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dont you need to be 18 or older to run for election???
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# ? May 27, 2019 17:49 |
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Speaking of being 18, I like this story: https://globalnews.ca/news/5298928/marijuana-credit-cards-border/ From New Brunswick, vice payment methods: Pot: Cash: 34% Debit: 50% Credit: 16% Alcohol: Cash: 26% Debit: 42% Credit: 34% There's a bunch of theorizing around credit card avoidance for fear of getting in trouble with the USA (nevermind all the big banks having substantial US presence, too, re: debit), but I offer up an alternate theory: A significant percentage of the purchases are by young adults who don't actually have credit cards.
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# ? May 27, 2019 18:20 |
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who cares
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# ? May 27, 2019 18:24 |
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DariusLikewise posted:who cares This guy! I'm very into payment services owing to a history of running businesses and a side hobby of optimizing/churning credit card rewards. Have you missed my past hits, like "where the hell are all the ten dollar bills allegedly in circulation"? I never got a satisfactory answer to that one.
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James Baud posted:This guy! I'm very into payment services owing to a history of running businesses and a side hobby of optimizing/churning credit card rewards. It's in Tom's house. And Fred's house.
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# ? May 27, 2019 18:36 |
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James Baud posted:Speaking of being 18, I like this story: Alcohol drinkers are spending more money than they have on drinking so they need to use credit to fund their addictions
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# ? May 27, 2019 19:12 |
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i have one(1) ten(10) canadian dollar bill in my wallet
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# ? May 27, 2019 19:13 |
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I have $1.55 in Canadian Tire money in my wallet
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# ? May 27, 2019 19:27 |
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A Russian troll farm posted:I have $1.55 in Canadian Tire money in my wallet scotiabank: youre richer than you think ™
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# ? May 27, 2019 19:28 |
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I'm taking the risk and buying weed on credit so I can collect points
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# ? May 27, 2019 19:55 |
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Lol if you don't collect weed miles
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# ? May 27, 2019 19:56 |
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10 Miles High Club Rewards
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