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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?


If I ever see this image again I'll scream

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Knee posted:

The back one looks really well done,

If you don't pause the video it looks.. okay, I guess. But it's bad.

History Comes Inside! posted:

I feel like if you have to explain to people that your tattoo isn't a dildo, it's a bad tattoo.

People are being ironic with the dildo bit, right? Cause it's very obviously not a dildo

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Johnny Truant posted:

If you don't pause the video it looks.. okay, I guess. But it's bad.


People are being ironic with the dildo bit, right? Cause it's very obviously not a dildo
it's a Rorschach test, you see what you want to see

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Johnny Truant posted:

...
People are being ironic with the dildo bit, right? Cause it's very obviously not a dildo

I think some people are, while others have forgotten what it's like for people who don't spend seventeen hours every day perusing and critiquing videos on pornhub.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Truant posted:

People are being ironic with the dildo bit, right? Cause it's very obviously not a dildo

Check out this doofus who doesn't have pocket clips on all of their dildos

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




The Bloop posted:

Check out this doofus who doesn't have pocket clips on all of their dildos

I thought a dildo pocket-protector was enough! Forgive me!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

yook posted:

I like the one on the left, the one on the right looks like a mess with the linework and shading.

If it wasn't mentioned that they were friends, I would've assumed the left one was the original and the right was someone trying to copy it.

You might be interested in this one then (I also found this on reddit today)



Right is the original, left is the copy by another artist.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I was going to say this was mostly competently done, but actually seeing it on a big screen, the linework is pretty shoddy. Mostly, though, it's impressive that they didn't even bother to go with watercolors that will look like a bruise in 5 years and rather decided to start that way.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

The Bloop posted:

Check out this doofus who doesn't have pocket clips on all of their dildos

It looks like a specific sort of dildo. I’m not sure why this is so controversial.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CJacobs posted:

You might be interested in this one then (I also found this on reddit today)



Right is the original, left is the copy by another artist.

The right one is pretty sick.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sure are a lot of good tattoos with not-perfect-but-still-ok execution being posted in the bad tattoo thread.

Palemdromes posted:

It looks like a specific sort of dildo. I’m not sure why this is so controversial.

Honestly it looked kind of like a dildo in the show too.

the last s0n
Aug 12, 2013

Johnny Truant posted:

People are being ironic with the dildo bit, right? Cause it's very obviously not a dildo

How many dildos are people buying with pocket clips on them?

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009






My old high school friend posted his new tattoo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Are you absolutely sure? This is permanent."

"No, yeah, the log has to be there. It doesn't make sense otherwise."

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




clockwork chaos posted:



My old high school friend posted his new tattoo

Hahaha I don't know why but I love this. Maybe didn't need to be gently caress-off-big, haha.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


He’s about to put her on that dildo.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Ahhh yeah that's the good stuff.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Faustian Bargain posted:

He’s about to put her on that dildo.

Where is the pocket clip?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Chichevache posted:

Where is the pocket clip?

Probably in the usual place, this isn't Myst

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




clockwork chaos posted:



My old high school friend posted his new tattoo

This is one of those “it’s gonna be awesome when it’s colored in!” tattoos, right?

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Palemdromes posted:


On two friends
Wow what an awful tattoo

















The right cat shouldnt have eyelashes!

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

This is one of those “it’s gonna be awesome when it’s colored in!” tattoos, right?

I would think so, line work looks ok, it’s just in the American Traditional style, so has a certain aesthetic that isn’t for everyone. It’s drat big though for what it is (as mentioned above).

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

clockwork chaos posted:



My old high school friend posted his new tattoo

The creature is squeezing the woman's lower legs so hard that he's extruded them quite a bit.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




I'm there single toe on the creature's right leg grasping the log.

God it just keeps getting more amazing the more I look at it! :allears:

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Thalidomide Witch vs FernSquatch?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Truant posted:

I'm there single toe on the creature's right leg grasping the log.

That's the dildoclip

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

clockwork chaos posted:



My old high school friend posted his new tattoo

Ah, another Peter Høeg fan!

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

madeintaipei posted:

Ah, another Peter Høeg fan!

On his other side, there's a loving tribute to John Collier's 'His Monkey Wife'.


More awfulness -- Tommy Robinson tattoos are now common enough to be classifiable by style:

https://twitter.com/danbarker/status/1109170909917646848

I think my favourite is 'Bill and Ted's Extremist Adventure'.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Johnny Truant posted:

I'm there single toe on the creature's right leg grasping the log.

God it just keeps getting more amazing the more I look at it! :allears:

I like that the ape is balding with a mullet.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Frozen Peach posted:

No, you see, girls can't get cute girly tattoos because the only good tattoos are skulls and eagles and tigers and pizza reapers.

The holy trinity.

This is how you summon the tattoo devil. You have to shotgun 3 beers in a row to defeat him and or get a tattoo of the devil shot gunning 3 beers.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

The holy trinity.

This is how you summon the tattoo devil. You have to shotgun 3 beers in a row to defeat him and or get a tattoo of the devil shot gunning 3 beers.

Uh

*sips beers*

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
The tattoo devil has nothing going on right now, he can kick it for a few beers.

"You ever see that bad panther tattoo? That's my fav."

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

Garth_Marenghi has a new favorite as of 00:36 on May 30, 2019

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

FTFY

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Got dang

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

HEB KING

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

KIS 9YEEN

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Is that the Honda symbol. Why

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Palemdromes posted:

Is that the Honda symbol. Why

The H is how you know it's a Honda

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I mean, it’s a decent grocery store, but :shrug:

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