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May 24, 2024 19:51
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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nice 2008 jokes grandpa
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May 24, 2019 02:20
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Social media is so isolating I say and look around and see if anyone will give me nod but they have that Office Grin on and I decide to go staple things
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May 24, 2019 03:40
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- vanisher
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twitter and when you sign up it makes you more of a twit than you already are
exactly one unit more of a twit, but the more followers you get the more of a twit you become
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May 24, 2019 04:16
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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teppanyaki restaurant but we only sell flapjacks
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May 25, 2019 02:02
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- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
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Any handyman can build your IKEA furniture.
But only I can make it Art.
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May 26, 2019 03:10
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teppanyaki restaurant but we only sell flapjacks
getting teppanyaki ordered delivery
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May 26, 2019 04:30
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Any handyman can build your IKEA furniture.
But only I can make it Art.
instructions? hahahaha no. we won't be limiting our shelves like that
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May 26, 2019 04:40
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you know that ghost story about the lady who would never remove the ribbon tied around her neck until she died and when she did her head fell off? i got the same thing with my dick
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May 26, 2019 04:41
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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why was your dick tied around a lady's--you know what, never mind
lol
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May 26, 2019 04:44
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- FactsAreUseless
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Renaming "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" to Chucky Bucket, Candy Lad.
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May 26, 2019 22:47
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2-in-1 ouija board/pregnancy test
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May 28, 2019 18:00
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- Harold Fjord
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2-in-1 ouija board/pregnancy test
Find out if the spirit in your home is with child!
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May 28, 2019 18:42
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going to the mall to pick up a roomba, "oh poo poo here she comes what do i say?" *ducks behind chair*
*roomba whirrs to wall, clinks, turns, and continues on*
"that was close"
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May 30, 2019 06:35
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- manero
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Bill & TED Talks
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May 31, 2019 00:02
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- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
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about morality.
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Does anyone else
Does anyone have a rash?
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May 31, 2019 00:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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May 31, 2019 01:40
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- vanisher
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You used to be able to just go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and ask to borrow a rash. Nowadays everyone has their doors locked and are untrusting of strangers. I would welcome a return to those times.
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May 31, 2019 04:39
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- vanisher
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Got a hand written thank you rash in the mail it made my day
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May 31, 2019 04:40
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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You used to be able to just go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and ask to borrow a rash. Nowadays everyone has their doors locked and are untrusting of strangers. I would welcome a return to those times.
I miss the old days, when only doctor you really trusted would give you rear end slaps
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May 31, 2019 04:43
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a rash-share app, FlashRash
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Jun 2, 2019 06:11
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- lol but
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body is a dinosaur
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trying to do a "leaving las vegas" but with weed
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Jun 4, 2019 15:27
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- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
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about morality.
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I'm feeling great, working out, and uh, you really only need one testicle so
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Jun 7, 2019 16:03
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- vanisher
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Hell is waiting the 5 seconds to skip a youtube ad only for it to launch another ad
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Jun 7, 2019 18:23
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- vanisher
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In 2025 youtube has devolved into only ads. You skip the content to get to the next ad. Some content is unskippable but thankfully its short.
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Jun 7, 2019 18:24
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- vanisher
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YouTube exec: what if we made watching youtube like watching TV, with commercial breaks and like ten 30 second ads in a row, sometimes its the same one twice.
Devil: I love it
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Jun 7, 2019 18:26
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- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
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about morality.
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Semiotic Betrayal: The Long Reign of the Dickfour
by Donald Eazenhuts
with forward by Arnold S. Essex
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Jun 9, 2019 00:17
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oooOooOOOooh
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Semiotic Betrayal: The Long Reign of the Dickfour
by Donald Eazenhuts
with forward by Arnold S. Essex
an esteemed graduate of the University of Ligma's BOFA program
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Jun 9, 2019 01:30
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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the Bush's baked beans dog isnt loving aroundf anymore
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Jun 9, 2019 03:34
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- super sweet best pal
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Semiotic Betrayal: The Long Reign of the Dickfour
by Donald Eazenhuts
with forward by Arnold S. Essex
Back in my day, Seymour Buttz' classic, Under the Bleachers, was the final word on the subject.
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Jun 9, 2019 08:02
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May 24, 2024 19:51
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- lol but
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body is a dinosaur
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the eating rear end analogy of ordering a well done steak
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