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introducing pokemon breathe, including an airmask peripheral attached to a tank containing a brand new oxygen-derived mixture we like to call PokeGO2 the longer you inhale from our special mixture the bigger bonuses you get
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Macaluso posted:PK cmon
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May 29, 2019 02:36
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Araxxor posted:Burn down the entire mobile games market.
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May 29, 2019 02:36
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Stairmaster posted:i don't think anyone isn't already in the door for pokemon in the year 2019 never underestimate the lengths capital will go to in order to more thoroughly exploit a market
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May 29, 2019 02:37
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DoctorWhat posted:that's not all! i guarantee it'll also try to get weird creeps in the door with sexy swimsuit outfits of underage characters. It did already hook me with Brock flexing so hard his shirt rips apart.
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May 29, 2019 02:37
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https://twitter.com/SUPER_32X/status/1098592657964716033 THE ANIME IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE GAMEFREAK
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May 29, 2019 02:38
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I know stuff like Fire Emblem does swimsuit stuff to milk weirdos, but I feel like Pokémon is child-oriented enough that they wouldn't do that for fear of harming "The Brand"? I'm probably giving them too much credit though
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May 29, 2019 02:40
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DoctorWhat posted:that's not all! i guarantee it'll also try to get weird creeps in the door with sexy swimsuit outfits of underage characters.  About 20+ years late on that one!
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May 29, 2019 02:40
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i can't wait for microtransactions to be in pokemon sword and shield.
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May 29, 2019 02:40
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Araxxor posted:i can't wait for microtransactions to be in pokemon sword and shield. 
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May 29, 2019 02:41
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Araxxor posted:i can't wait for microtransactions to be in pokemon sword and shield. excuse me it's called PokePay and you need to respect the toll fee to cross the bridge into Whatsit Town because gamefreak and nintendo need the money to keep the servers running
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May 29, 2019 02:42
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Araxxor posted:i can't wait for microtransactions to be in pokemon sword and shield. 
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May 29, 2019 02:44
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Pokemon Masters is the kind of game I wanted for a while. I'm here for it.
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May 29, 2019 02:45
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Johnny Joestar posted:excuse me it's called PokePay and you need to respect the toll fee to cross the bridge into Whatsit Town because gamefreak and nintendo need the money to keep the servers running You can't have a toll fee on the bridge, the game needs to technically be beatable without microtransactions. You have to pay each time you use Fly.
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May 29, 2019 02:45
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Nodosaur posted:Pokemon Masters is the kind of game I wanted for a while. I'm here for it. Same, I'm gonna roll up to town with my buddies Cynthia and Blue and we're gonna crush your lame team.
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May 29, 2019 02:49
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Moriatti posted:Same, I'm gonna roll up to town with my buddies Cynthia and Blue and we're gonna crush your lame team. Same, but no Blue for me. He's lame.
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May 29, 2019 02:50
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Procrastine posted:You can't have a toll fee on the bridge, the game needs to technically be beatable without microtransactions. no don't worry, the player can surf to get to the town without crossing the bridge but the funny thing is that the water route to get there is very circular and loops around most of the region. i hear it's full of galar tentacool, though.
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May 29, 2019 02:50
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Nodosaur posted:Same, but no Blue for me. He's lame. If Kukui or Rowan are in it I'll probably use them instead, but I'm assuming they won't be.
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May 29, 2019 02:52
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I'm glad they made their gacha phone game as unappealing to me as possible. I just can't fathom being excited over collecting people instead of actual pokemon.
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May 29, 2019 02:52
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Moriatti posted:If Kukui or Rowan are in it I'll probably use them instead, but I'm assuming they won't be. I want them to put Ash in it so lots of people get mad.
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May 29, 2019 02:53
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Do they specify how exactly pokemon home is supposed to work? Do you download it onto your DS and Switch and use the cloud to transfer?
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May 29, 2019 02:54
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Death to gacha.
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May 29, 2019 02:56
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Super Jay Mann posted:
misty wasn't framed as a 12-year-old until after the games. but yeah the games are creepy and leering a lot of the time too! it's bad
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May 29, 2019 02:57
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Nodosaur posted:I want them to put Ash in it so lots of people get mad. Same but so I can beat him up.
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May 29, 2019 02:58
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Procrastine posted:I know stuff like Fire Emblem does swimsuit stuff to milk weirdos, but I feel like Pokémon is child-oriented enough that they wouldn't do that for fear of harming "The Brand"? I'm probably giving them too much credit though Every single one of Nintendo's current franchises at this point have creepy poo poo in them. And like was mentioned, the Pokemon games already did the same too. Araxxor fucked around with this message at 03:08 on May 29, 2019 |
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May 29, 2019 03:04
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Pull for an SR summer swimsuit Lopunny
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May 29, 2019 03:06
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Araxxor posted:Every single one of Nintendo's current franchises at this point have creepy poo poo in them. And like was mentioned, the Pokemon games already did the same too. Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Mario? Zelda? Animal Crossing? Kirby? Yoshi?
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May 29, 2019 03:13
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Here's a brand new event, pay $9.99 for a Gacharena pass for a chance of recruiting Cynthia with a shiny Garchomp! Mega stone sold separately.
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May 29, 2019 03:14
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Pokémon Eat, an app that uses AR to allow you to eat meals with your favorite Pokémon! Have eggs with Exeggutor, a sandwich with sandshrew, or patê with Psyduck!
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May 29, 2019 03:14
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Zore posted:Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Zelda? Great Fairy?
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May 29, 2019 03:16
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Hamethyst posted:Pokémon Eat, an app that uses AR to allow you to eat meals with your favorite Pokémon! Have eggs with Exeggutor, a sandwich with sandshrew, or patê with Psyduck! https://twitter.com/viantreston/status/1133553047701983233
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May 29, 2019 03:16
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Zore posted:Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Mario? Zelda? Animal Crossing? Kirby? Yoshi? Kirby is a cosmic horror monster with a couple messed up boss fights. Have you seen a Villagers eyes?
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May 29, 2019 03:17
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Nasgate posted:Kirby is a cosmic horror monster with a couple messed up boss fights. Yeah but thats a far cry from the weird sexualized stuff people were complaining about 
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May 29, 2019 03:19
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Zore posted:Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Mario? Zelda? Animal Crossing? Kirby? Yoshi? BotW has a sidequest where you matchmake a couple where one is a Zora that still looks like a kid because of different lifespans and it's super gross.
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May 29, 2019 03:20
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Zore posted:Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Mario? This.
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May 29, 2019 03:21
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Zore posted:Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Mario? Zelda? Animal Crossing? Kirby? Yoshi? Paper Mario 2 had the sequence where Peach turns invisible but not her clothes so she has to take them off. Breath of the Wild had a weird thing about a Zora who looks like a child but says she's just short. There's no way Kirby's ever had creepy poo poo though
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May 29, 2019 03:21
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Kirby is cute but not sexy, please respect the difference. E: Dedede though...
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May 29, 2019 03:22
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Zore posted:Uh whats the creepy poo poo in Mario? Mario nipples and cat suit fetish costumes (less jokey answer: Peach/Daisy sports outfits) quote:Zelda? In BOTW you have moe moe kyun Zelda and the 10-year old looking Shiekah scientist who acts like a 10-year old but is totally actually an old lady who was just aged down due to magic so it's okay. quote:Animal Crossing? Isabelle exists? Though I suppose that one is not entirely Nintendo's fault. quote:Kirby? Uhhhhh, he sucks things. The creep factor should be self-evident! quote:Yoshi? How is he laying those eggs anyway? 
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May 29, 2019 03:23
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i'm going to play the hell out of Pokemon Sleep Version
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Super Jay Mann posted:
Uh i have no idea what any of this means. Also the Purah stuff is a dumb joke but its not like she's ever sexualized or anything? She's just an old lady who turned herself into a six year old and acts like she's six when she's not doing ~wacky mad science~. Zore fucked around with this message at 03:28 on May 29, 2019 |
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