TheIncredulousHulk posted:I will die on the hill of "from the jump they should have skipped ahead 50-100 years and picked up with a brand new story that can allude to the original trilogy but otherwise allows the victory of Luke and the gang to stand for a while and lets you make a clean break to do your own thing" Yeah, I'm sold on that. Let them stay heroes, let their victory have meant something, and get a nearly clean slate. I mean, if they still wanted it, Kylo fetishising Vader would make even more sense if there was a bit of age for a myth to build up.
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I will die on the hill of "from the jump they should have skipped ahead 50-100 years and picked up with a brand new story that can allude to the original trilogy but otherwise allows the victory of Luke and the gang to stand for a while and lets you make a clean break to do your own thing" Many many many moons ago I said: "There is no way there are going to make the new emperor of a star wars series an absolute nobody, he will be connected to the old movies in some way, I think he's Darth Plagus, ill die on this hill" I wonder what condition my corpse is in.
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:26 |
TheIncredulousHulk posted:The chemistry's great and the individual scenes work in a vacuum but the problem is there's not enough of it. One of the biggest, gayest effortposts I wrote in a bigger and gayer version of this GBS thread was explaining how I thought it could have been improved, I'll try to find it and repost here we go me lol posted:dang it. I will try not to get overly fanfictiony which is difficult because we're talking about filling in gaps but here goes tldr is they needed to show more poo poo happening on-screen instead of just making references to it in dialogue
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:29 |
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So much of the plot writing in these films felt like the writers and the studio wanted to have their cake and eat it too. Like you can’t have the empire be defeated but still be this super powerful villain. Nor can you have a a brand new original cast put into a plot where all the originals help them find the original hero from the first films, nobody is gonna give a poo poo about the new cast if that happens. In retrospect given the extent to which they used the original cast this trilogy actually should’ve been. 1. Rebel has formed government and is stamping out the old last ditches of the empire, but some key event happens that turns the tides. Like say the rebels had a giant ship and the empire smuggled plans on how to destroy it and executed that plan. 2. Former empire continues to gain traction thanks to Kylo being a charismatic leader, Han comes out of retirement out of guilt and spends the film searching for Luke. 3. Giant rear end finale with the LOTR second film battle that we’ve seen rehashed in every loving fantasy film ever since.
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:31 |
I mean, they could have made a movie about Luke sucking as a teacher and slowly losing his pupil to the dark side but Also it wouldn't have enough action scenes for The Board
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:34 |
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I remember another reviewer saying that Luke killing Kylo would mean betraying and destroying his relationship with the two people he was closest to, Han and Leia. Having Luke jump to that point without showing the process leading to that conclusion is really sloppy storytelling.
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:39 |
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Sorry guys they just really didn't have time to develop the Luke/Kylo rift in between 40 minutes of Prequel Casino scenes.
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:41 |
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I just can't stress enough that there is a real character named Therm Scissorpunch. He's a lobster man.
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:43 |
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I propose a new gang tag: Mark's Milkers
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:43 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I just can't stress enough that there is a real character named Therm Scissorpunch. gently caress me, you're not kidding.
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:44 |
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Vim Fuego posted:I propose a new gang tag: Mark's Milkers Seconded
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:44 |
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Vim Fuego posted:I propose a new gang tag: Mark's Milkers 👍
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:47 |
pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I just can't stress enough that there is a real character named Therm Scissorpunch. I really wish you hadn't told me this
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# ? May 29, 2019 23:53 |
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Vim Fuego posted:I propose a new gang tag: Mark's Milkers you have my sword
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I just can't stress enough that there is a real character named Therm Scissorpunch. Wookieepedia posted:Therm Scissorpunch, a name he likely gave himself, was a male Nephran who lived in the galaxy during the reign of the Galactic Empire. He frequented the card tables on the planet Vandor. A particularly sore loser, he relied on his fearsome appearance to intimidate his opponents. He had enhanced his fighting prowess with a sharpened shank implanted in his claw. In 10 BBY, Scissorpunch sat at a gambling table next to the famous smuggler Lando Calrissian. Y'see, he called himself Therm like Lobster Thermidor, because he's a lobsterman. He named himself after a cooked lobster recipe because he loving hates himself and wishes he could be boiled alive. He chose the surname Scissorpunch because he likes punching people with his scissorlike claws, which he's made even more scissorlike by sticking a shank in them. If Disney had bothered including this dude in all their promo material, maybe someone would have actually gone to see Solo?
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# ? May 30, 2019 00:03 |
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Gotta get that Therm Scissorpunch origin movie made
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I will die on the hill of "from the jump they should have skipped ahead 50-100 years and picked up with a brand new story that can allude to the original trilogy but otherwise allows the victory of Luke and the gang to stand for a while and lets you make a clean break to do your own thing" 504 posted:I wonder what condition my corpse is in. 504 posted:gently caress me, you're not kidding. TheIncredulousHulk posted:tldr is they needed to show more poo poo happening on-screen instead of just making references to it in dialogue
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The White Dragon posted:you have my sword and my titty milk bottle
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Bogus Adventure posted:I remember another reviewer saying that Luke killing Kylo would mean betraying and destroying his relationship with the two people he was closest to, Han and Leia. Having Luke jump to that point without showing the process leading to that conclusion is really sloppy storytelling. "So in conclusion, victory is finally here. I know you've all sacrificed a great deal. Many of you lost your livelihoods, your homes, some even your planets. Multiple planets. ..a lot of planets. Many of us were injured, or lost friends and loved ones. The final death toll is yet to be counted and may never be fully realized due to the horrible breadth and scope of billions of lives lost in this horrific struggle as countless worlds were torn asunder by war and famine. Many of you were enslaved and tortured and still bear the scars of those wounds, both inside and out. They may never heal. But today is a new day for the galaxy to begin to, and it can now that I've peacefully stopped Kylo Ren because I didn't want to hurt his mom and dad's feelings about me. Also they're both dead now too. Anyhow thanks." --Victory over the Empire Day transmission, General and Grand Jedi Master Luke Skywalker.
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# ? May 30, 2019 00:33 |
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Just Chamber posted:and my titty milk bottle and my continuing sense of disappointment.
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# ? May 30, 2019 00:33 |
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Just Chamber posted:and my titty milk bottle And my punchy scissors
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# ? May 30, 2019 01:04 |
pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I just can't stress enough that there is a real character named Therm Scissorpunch. I'll see your Scissorpunch and raise you a Luuke. And honestly, I doubt that's the bottom of the barrel. In the SW universe, 'Therm Scissorpunch' is the equivalent of 'Joe Smith' e: When they got to Luuuke even the writers were taking the piss. lofi fucked around with this message at 01:12 on May 30, 2019 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I remember another reviewer saying that Luke killing Kylo would mean betraying and destroying his relationship with the two people he was closest to, Han and Leia. Having Luke jump to that point without showing the process leading to that conclusion is really sloppy storytelling. That's the dumbest thing I've read today and I read a listicle on the 9 secrets about meatless meat I was apparently afraid to ask. I mean yeah Luke should have killed Kylo, but I honestly got the impression he couldn't. He was just there to stall for time and finish his arc by becoming the Luke Skywalker of legend again, even if it was just a moment.
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# ? May 30, 2019 01:09 |
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lofi posted:I'll see your Scissorpunch and raise you a Luuke. And honestly, I doubt that's the bottom of the barrel. In the SW universe, 'Therm Scissorpunch' is the equivalent of 'Joe Smith' Is everyone just going to ignore Kit Fisto?
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# ? May 30, 2019 01:12 |
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What was that shady alien guys name? Douche Baggano? Slea Z'bag?
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# ? May 30, 2019 01:12 |
You really gonna have to narrow it down some. Related, I'd forgotten how bad Watto the-not-jewish-stereotype-honest was: At least Disney have managed to crawl over that bar.
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# ? May 30, 2019 01:17 |
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I still can't believe they got away with Watto.
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# ? May 30, 2019 02:11 |
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How do you get a gang tag? Buy it? PM a mod?
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Watto's Vatos
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Poe's Hoes
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Solo's Cholos
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Leia's Playas
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Rose's Broses
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Chomp8645 posted:Sorry guys they just really didn't have time to develop the Luke/Kylo rift in between 40 minutes of Prequel Casino scenes. this really says it all is there a single not dumb person who watched that movie and is glad that like a quarter of it was dedicated to the pointless and bad casino poo poo. just laughable how much effort and money and time went into filming that garbage that took away from the actual story that they could have told, as weak as it might have still been.
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# ? May 30, 2019 02:54 |
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Finn didn't want to pay for space parking
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# ? May 30, 2019 03:04 |
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Damo posted:this really says it all Do you remember BB-8 shooting coins like he's a little cannon?! XD
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# ? May 30, 2019 03:23 |
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Damo posted:this really says it all I am less mad at this star war than many but yeah the casino planet was plot death
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# ? May 30, 2019 03:36 |
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Bbbbut the movie had to prove the point that rich people are bad. Or what it both sides are sorta bad?
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# ? May 30, 2019 03:39 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Bbbbut the movie had to prove the point that rich people are bad. Two sides there are. The gooood........ ... *Fart slidewhistle* ... And the other siiiide
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# ? May 30, 2019 03:47 |
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Vim Fuego posted:How do you get a gang tag? Buy it? PM a mod? buy a new avatar for yourself, paste in your existing av and append the picture to the bottom.
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