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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


HD DAD posted:

I mean, ships typically use their sensors (which can be fooled) even if they are within visual range to render an image on screen. Using a drat window seems to be a lost art in the future.

One of the only good ideas in the Discovery pilot, Michael thwarting a sensor scrambling array with a normal telescope

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

One of the only good ideas in the Discovery pilot, Michael thwarting a sensor scrambling array with a normal telescope

What an incredible stroke of contrivance!

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

Yes, it was the use of a similar idea in Discovery nearly two decades later that made them stop using using them after one episode of Deep Space Nine in 1997.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Nodosaur posted:

Yes, it was the use of a similar idea in Discovery nearly two decades later that made them stop using using them after one episode of Deep Space Nine in 1997.

Only a couple episodes of DS9 take place before 1997, most take place long after Discovery

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

I am making strangling motions at my computer rn. Good work.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nodosaur posted:

Yes, it was the use of a similar idea in Discovery nearly two decades later that made them stop using using them after one episode of Deep Space Nine in 1997.

MY IMMERSION

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Janeway was at the big bang, making her the first Starfleet officer and first human astronaut.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Janeway was at the big bang, making her the first Starfleet officer and first human astronaut.

COSMONAUT

Nullsmack
Dec 7, 2001
Digital apocalypse

Gonz posted:

Yeah, but that was a streak of grey hair.

Data never aged 20 years and put on 100 lbs.

eh, give him a pass through the Snapchat babyface filter and ship it.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


they're going to spend half their budget digitally de-aging Spiner

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Only a couple episodes of DS9 take place before 1997, most take place long after Discovery



e: but also this

Nodosaur posted:

I am making strangling motions at my computer rn. Good work.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Tighclops posted:

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth

im not IN starfleet!

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


This appendage may appear similar to a sagging old man’s chin, but in actuality it contains the additional neural network structure required for me to function on a level similar to the Android you previously knew as “Data”.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Now he pronounces it like Dr Pulaski did

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Official Star Trek timeline up to the present

Big Bang: Janeway observes
Life on Earth forming: Picard observes this failure
19th Century Earth: Data loses his head
192x: Miles and Kira observe a drunk couple leaving a speakeasy
193x: Kirk falls in love with a woman doomed to die
194x: T'Pol's grandma invents velcro
195x: Quark crash lands on earth
196x: Kirk abducts a jet boy
196x: Miles O'Brien and Kira discover they are "Far Out"
198x: Kirk abducts a whale
199x: Sarah Silverman does hand stuff with Tom Paris
1999: Janeways ancestor fucks a successful entrepreneur
2021: Sisko matyrs himself to reinstate the jobs act

Am I missing anything?

TheDiceMustRoll
Jul 23, 2018

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I saw one of those screenings in Arizona and he made several references to #meetoo, seemingly having no understanding of what it actually was. He kept talking about it as if it was just a girl power sort if thing and it was kind of awkward because he seemed to be unaware it had to do with rape.

He's salty as gently caress because he refused to give someone an autograph and they mentioned him in a #metoo tweet, apparantly. I can't find any proof.

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

So.

What do you all think a self sealing stembolt actually is?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Am I missing anything?

Sisko existing outside linear time and being present for everything

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Am I missing anything?

Picard's already seen everything.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Nodosaur posted:

So.

What do you all think a self sealing stembolt actually is?

I picture a structural fastener with an auto-regulating valve which prevents or allows uneven atmospheric pressure on either side of a bulkhead.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Nodosaur posted:

So.

What do you all think a self sealing stembolt actually is?

Probably the male end equivalent of a locknut

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


They are used in ground level construction on class M planets, given who wanted to buy them in DS9.

I figure it's an ordinary bolt that once you tighten all the way it releases a sealant making it impossible to unscrew.
Unless you have a reverse ratcheting rotor.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Official Star Trek timeline up to the present

Big Bang: Janeway observes
Life on Earth forming: Picard observes this failure
19th Century Earth: Data loses his head
192x: Miles and Kira observe a drunk couple leaving a speakeasy
193x: Kirk falls in love with a woman doomed to die
194x: T'Pol's grandma invents velcro
195x: Quark crash lands on earth
196x: Kirk abducts a jet boy
196x: Miles O'Brien and Kira discover they are "Far Out"
198x: Kirk abducts a whale
199x: Sarah Silverman does hand stuff with Tom Paris
1999: Janeways ancestor fucks a successful entrepreneur
2021: Sisko matyrs himself to reinstate the jobs act

Am I missing anything?

Also 196x: Kirk lets Gary Seven mess with a moon rocket

Orv
May 4, 2011

Nodosaur posted:

So.

What do you all think a self sealing stembolt actually is?

Don't they hold one of them at one point and it looks like a double-sided deadbolt?

Am I remembering some other DS9 prop? Who knows.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Unless you have a reverse ratcheting rotor.
I believe you will find that the Noh-Jay Consortium was dealing in reverse ratcheting routers

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Orv posted:

Don't they hold one of them at one point and it looks like a double-sided deadbolt?

Am I remembering some other DS9 prop? Who knows.

Memory-Alpha



Dungeons of Dredmor reference. Don't know why the wiki doesn't include the image.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


AlBorlantern Corps posted:

They are used in ground level construction on class M planets, given who wanted to buy them in DS9.

I figure it's an ordinary bolt that once you tighten all the way it releases a sealant making it impossible to unscrew.
Unless you have a reverse ratcheting rotor.

Yeah this, basically. Just a bolt with Loc-Tite pre-applied.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Zesty posted:

Memory-Alpha



Dungeons of Dredmor reference. Don't know why the wiki doesn't include the image.

This makes it look like something you'd stick in a gap between two holes in two stationary plates, and the bolts extend outwards into the holes...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Brawnfire posted:

This makes it look like something you'd stick in a gap between two holes in two stationary plates, and the bolts extend outwards into the holes...

Yeah, it's this. Then when they are in the holes, the end of each protrusion seals itself into the hole somehow, locking the two plates together.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah, it's this. Then when they are in the holes, the end of each protrusion seals itself into the hole somehow, locking the two plates together.

I vote for Van der Waals forces

The prongs are fractally printed and have infinite subspace surface areas

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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The Bloop posted:

I vote for Van der Waals forces

The prongs are fractally printed and have infinite subspace surface areas

Love this.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


The Bloop posted:

I vote for Van der Waals forces

The prongs are fractally printed and have infinite subspace surface areas

I like this a lot actually

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Official Star Trek timeline up to the present

Big Bang: Janeway observes
Life on Earth forming: Picard observes this failure
19th Century Earth: Data loses his head
192x: Miles and Kira observe a drunk couple leaving a speakeasy
193x: Kirk falls in love with a woman doomed to die
194x: T'Pol's grandma invents velcro
195x: Quark crash lands on earth
196x: Kirk abducts a jet boy
196x: Miles O'Brien and Kira discover they are "Far Out"
198x: Kirk abducts a whale
199x: Sarah Silverman does hand stuff with Tom Paris
1999: Janeways ancestor fucks a successful entrepreneur
2021: Sisko matyrs himself to reinstate the jobs act

Am I missing anything?

2004: the Xindi harvest blood from sex workers in Detroit

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Powered Descent posted:

Also 196x: Kirk lets Gary Seven mess with a moon rocket

More like:

196x: Kirk outsmarted by man with cat and fountain pen

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

1999: Janeways ancestor fucks a successful entrepreneur

Was he successful? I thought he lost his book store and then failed at life. Probably the oddest Trek episode ever, at least with everything else you know it's a Trek sci-fi show.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Thom12255 posted:

Was he successful? I thought he lost his book store and then failed at life. Probably the oddest Trek episode ever, at least with everything else you know it's a Trek sci-fi show.

Oh I got it backwards, I thought it was the plot of you've got mail and she hosed Tom Hanks. She was Tom Hanks.

Anyway all this to say I want to host a podcast with someone who has never watched any star trek and make them watch it in true chronological order

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Official Star Trek timeline up to the present

Big Bang: Janeway observes
Life on Earth forming: Picard observes this failure
19th Century Earth: Data loses his head
192x: Miles and Kira observe a drunk couple leaving a speakeasy
193x: Kirk falls in love with a woman doomed to die
194x: T'Pol's grandma invents velcro
195x: Quark crash lands on earth
196x: Kirk abducts a jet boy
196x: Miles O'Brien and Kira discover they are "Far Out"
198x: Kirk abducts a whale
199x: Sarah Silverman does hand stuff with Tom Paris
1999: Janeways ancestor fucks a successful entrepreneur
2021: Sisko matyrs himself to reinstate the jobs act

Am I missing anything?

Quark went back to 1947 and the whales were stolen from 1986.

Last week, I visited said whale museum and my wife did not appreciate me pointing out all the star treks.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Was that the academy of science? Cause I visited that last week

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

The Bloop posted:

Ehhhhhhh there are a number of valid and plausible explanations apologia for that

I'm honestly glad you didn't elaborate.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Was that the academy of science? Cause I visited that last week

Monterey Bay Aquarium

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