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The_White_Crane posted:This has quite a good hit rate. Like, 1/10 are nonsense, 6/10 are coherent and 3/10 are actually funny. And some of them are way too real quote:U.S. officials say they have no idea why the United Nations has called for a boycott of Israel quote:Truckload of meth found near Walmart, officials say quote:Florida Police Say Man Killed His Girlfriend and Didn't Take Selfies When He Got Drunk
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U.S. Recalls Thousands Of Thousands Of Giant Ants A man who says he saved his dog who has been killed by the same dog that killed his wife says he isn't sure if that's actually true Pooping down: Scientists make sense of how birds feed Maine police officer admits to shooting woman for ‘eating a KFC sandwich' Couple arrested for buying water in New Orleans Man tries on a mask to prove he's not a pedophile Man, 83, sues for $2.5 million after having sex with student at the University of Iowa Mueller’s Son Receives Favorable Remarks From Mueller Family New York riders find 'wrong time' to get off train Woman admits to stealing $15,000 worth of diapers from boyfriend, saves them for lunch Utah parents can't get permission to kill their kids Man Accused of Threatening Wife with Sword: 'I just want to make sure she gets the best deal possible' Ajit Pai says FCC seat should go to Ajit Pai Woman Who Wasn’t Gay Was Forced to Adopt Female Son, Now He's Female One-legged cow leads police on deadly chase
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May 30, 2019 10:49
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Pair gets 20 years for not writing about their sexual experience USDA To Eliminate Gender-Neutral Emojis In All 50 States Man arrested for trying to pay child support: 'I didn't need that' Man Tries To Have Sex, Caught By Wife Who Takes Him To Work, Police Say Study Finds Every Teen A Parent Australian army dog 'forced to wear leopard print top' fined Feces are no longer a health threat, according to US experts The Secret To Getting Stuck In An Elevator Feds seek to silence Justin Bieber after he calls on Obama to pardon him Women are more likely to be raped than men in developing countries: a study Woman who was shot at for refusing gas in protest to get free gas gets shot Cows with no heart, no fur or no legs not welcome in city center Man shoots himself in the head in self-defense during a gunfight over beer at a bar 'Dude, you can’t do it,' Trump says after Indiana shooting Dogs must be fed human blood for their health to improve, Ontario MP says Feds Want to Know What's Wrong With Water, 'The Whole Water Thing' Dennis Rodman is not a person, he's an insect The man who gets beaten up by his girlfriends in New Jersey may be the latest victim of domestic abuse Tiger Woods: ‘My hair is like an animal’s hide’ Atheist church says atheists should stop being racist because they're 'religious' I didn’t know I’d be a rapist!
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May 30, 2019 11:00
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Tunicate posted:This Headline Does Not Exist is now live Ha-ha, those article headlines are so unreal. 'New York man accused of murdering brother' Oh.
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May 30, 2019 14:50
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‘Horse poop’ test hits town. Man Who Just Sold Hair For Half Price New Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Think Putin is Back (Really) Alleged marijuana deliveryman arrested after delivery man allegedly told 'Fifty Cent' his wife had a 'nice boyfriend' Woman shot while attempting suicide, neighbors say Elderly couple charged with killing three pets using a dildo Taco Bell employee says customer 'hugs her' Jill Stein Loses to Donald Trump, gets a free beer New study shows that in Japan the country has no laws. Chimp Poop: Monkey Poop? Florida Man Dies After Realizing He's Having a Dream That Ends His Life Mozambique to hire a goat service, but locals insist it’s not prostitution
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May 30, 2019 15:03
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Brawnfire posted:New study shows that in Japan the country has no laws. Woman, 91, killed by fire at a Mexican restaurant while having sex with animal Wendy's asks people in London to stop using beer as a sex weapon Woman jailed for having sex with her husband's ex No one has found anything to stop Mr. Spock on Earth, but it may be time to rethink the idea Woman arrested after complaining to police in Melbourne about a chicken that had been fried in peanut butter New York police officer says he wasn't looking for girlfriend, he was looking for drugs 'Mommies' to replace porn films in England and Wales by 2020. Bagpipe painting that tells a story is not a racist crime, a judge ruling St. Louis County Sheriff's Office: 'Our Plan Is To Kill Him Like A Gun'
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May 30, 2019 19:25
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FactsAreUseless posted:
....didn't a group of moms actually make porn for their families/kids to view, recently?
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May 30, 2019 19:28
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May 30, 2019 19:38
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FactsAreUseless posted:
It's Daily Mail so hopefully it's overblown BS https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6796717/Mothers-make-X-rated-film-theyd-happy-CHILDREN-watch.html
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May 30, 2019 19:40
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India: Man arrested for being too handsome, says he had sex with his wife for money Coca-Cola to pay $3.75M damages to 'fat' kangaroo California bill to require drug test before taking pot Chinese police mistake Chinese woman for suspect, steal her belongings N. Korea says North Korea is behind cyber attacks Trump signs letter saying he can 'destroy the country and destroy Russia' 'Star Wars' has no plot because Han Solo is dead "Heterosexual" Man Cuts Off 2-Foot-Long Penis, Leaves 4 Pounds of Missing Penis Surrounded by Nipples Vatican bans 'vagina selfies' and encourages 'vaginal selfies' 'It's a great day because it’s a huge milestone': US tech group congratulates President Obama on his selfie with Osama bin Laden
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May 31, 2019 04:51
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biosterous posted:Trump signs letter saying he can 'destroy the country and destroy Russia' Museum to display rare 'giant skull with a snake in it' sculpture in a bid to make an impact Syracuse University bans 'white men' on campus, says "We are as diverse as a white woman" Woman tells husband how important it is he eats her 'dildo' The US government sent a man in a van to help Russian President Putin escape from Guantanamo Bay Lightsaber maker's plan to keep lasers secret says there's no way to distinguish between light and laser US government says: No more waterboarding, you're a 'nutbag' 'Kazakhstan would be a good place to be' Woman told cops her dog was doing 'good and helping others' in Walmart parking lot: report New York lawmaker: Goats are “naturally curious animals.”
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May 31, 2019 05:06
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WORLD NEWS Duterte calls on his followers to buy cheese The Queen's secret weapon: a 'snake bite' Canadian Police Ask People to Stop Calling 999 To Report Someone Being Robbed Vatican censors Pope Francis for praying too much -- 'too much,' Vatican reports China plans to build a futuristic world of space freighters Nigerian woman convicted of murder after accidentally eating dog’s head Fugitive killed by spider found hanging upside down near Wurzbach, France Petition calls for India to give up 'modern science' and take selfies with tigers Juggalo sex party in Manchester to be watched by up to 200 children. US woman jailed for being uncooperative with cops U.S. NEWS No One Knows Why Obama Left His 'Beezocks' Tattoo on His Face D.C. Council Passes Bill With 'Unsafe' Name The Supreme Court's recent ruling would prevent schools from punishing blacks for not doing enough homework. The U.S. government doesn't like the sound of cats in your shoes No sex unless you're in a coma, US senator says Jeb Bush tells the audience: Muslims can do 'no violence' to our people Ruth Bader Ginsburg Arrested At Walmart LOCAL NEWS Woman Loses Her Wives in a Hot Cheetah Bizarre selfie leads to charges for attempted murder This man has been missing for two days. Woman arrested for running to the toilet to urinate Man kills friend by biting his hand Bacon-Snorting Chicken Bites Off Man's Pecan Poop Couple sells house to pay for wedding and kids ADVICE & OPINION Life: 5 Reasons To Be Unhappy About Everything Life: 6 New Music Styles That Don’t Exist Yet Report: Don’t Tell A Friend That You’re Actually In A Suicide-Suicide-Suicide-Suicide-Suicide The GOP Is Trying To Get Every Republican To Sign Up For Obamacare New 'No Baking' Rule Will Apply to Potentially Hazardous Doughnuts Oops: Woman gets pregnant after taking on boyfriend’s role as ‘help of God’ Cops ask residents to call 911 if they are shot SOCIETY Liam Neeson: ‘The more you tell your kids that you're gay, the less likely they're going to believe it’ Kanye West: I didn't want my money UPDATES: This Dog Is In Snoop Lion, who's been missing for a year, has reappeared online SPORTS Rams add more to their stockpile of fajitas Seahawks player injured attempting to fight back against ‘giant’ dog New Orleans Saints running on the last of toilet paper Former NFL Player's Family Rejects His Bid For Statehood WEATHER Loud, heavy rain showers bring to a standstill MISSED CONNECTIONS Naked woman, baby with loaded gun outside WalMart Aubrey the cat that looks 'too good to be true'
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biosterous posted:India: Man arrested for being too handsome, says he had sex with his wife for money lmao @ every single one of these I will never get sick of headline generators
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May 31, 2019 10:51
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this is freaking me out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPhUhypV27w
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Today Is Spaceship Day
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Puppy who survived fall at Oregon Zoo was forced to eat 1 chicken Man gets shot in the penis by his fake wife Woman who fell down a toilet during sex gets 13 years for abuse "Drunk Man Gets Down, Pulls Gun on His Friend Who Said It Was A Selfie and Stunk His rear end" 'Goat nuke' device was a toy that could be easily disguised into a phone app Polar bear tries to steal car, runs into house 'Don’t make my children cry': Tractor thieves in Maine Culture minister says his “tremendous success” with the Islamic State makes him an ‘Islamic terrorist” Uri Geller Says We “Only Worry About Jews And Arabs If They Want To Buy His Car”
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Jun 1, 2019 08:18
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sadly Grover, the Fake News Bot, was so overused they had to scale down to the boring size before I could get a chance to try itquote:https://iforcedabot.com/what-can-a-fake-news-detector-do/
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U.S. lawmakers unveil proposal to legalize recreational use of marijuana, but it’s so complicated, they didn't know the measure was a big deal
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Cats get into cars, crash into women, killing two couples in Texas
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These headlines do not exist: A new toy company is growing its weed in the lab  The man in a car doesn't know how to drive a car, and his car is in a different car  Woman 'breathes blood' to keep pregnant ex-boyfriend from getting pregnant  Police officer accidentally shot while watching porn in a van Texas teacher fired for telling students 'don't get pregnant' <------ I would believe this. Czech Republic To Test Its 'Smurf Club' Cops: Man with 'gay' hairstyle jailed for 10 years Michele Bachmann says 'alternative facts' are biased. Feminist Threatens To Burn Down Grandmas Party To Death News: Iniquity: Donald Trump Just Asked The Last 20 People Who Are Still Alive To Vote For Him If They Want To Feel Bad About It 
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Jun 3, 2019 09:46
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IKEA's first 'Dildo Door' to prevent unwanted penis enlargement from happening to women
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Cops: Man with 'gay' hairstyle jailed for 10 years This could be a real headline from Iran or Saudi Arabia or something
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Krankenstyle posted:this is freaking me out I saw it before it had the Deep Fake comment in the title and I thought I was hallucinating.
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Dick Trauma posted:I saw it before it had the Deep Fake comment in the title and I thought I was hallucinating. Ya I was like why are his eyes so puffy, is he sick? Funny how it makes him look like Schwarzenegger lol
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not bad but its suspiciously coherent 
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Krankenstyle posted:not bad but its suspiciously coherent
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Woebin posted:It's written using the Botnik keyboard, not "really" procedurally generated. ah, so basically only the names, then. You can write whatever you want with predictive text.
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Krankenstyle posted:this is freaking me out A guy said that DeepFakes bums them out like death used to bum them out when he was a kid and I'm starting to understand that feeling.
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Jun 4, 2019 16:45
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I can't see one of these posters without imagining that the names are all machine generated. It's especially easy because I recognize so few of the names below the top billed folks. https://twitter.com/brandicarlile/status/1135947877065248768
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Jun 4, 2019 17:36
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quote:There’s a subreddit called r/totallynotrobots where people pretend to be badly-disguised robots. They post cat pictures with captions like “SINCE I AM A HUMAN, THIS SMALL FELINE GENERATES POSITIVE EMOTIONS IN MY CARBON-BASED BRAIN” or something like that. 
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Jun 6, 2019 17:10
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There's also less sophisticated one on Subreddit Simulator. https://www.reddit.com/user/totallynotrobots_SS/?sort=top
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Jun 6, 2019 18:45
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Do you think that the whole issue of GANs is settled, or do I need to keep on fighting?
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lol thats a lot more efficient than the paragraphs of self-assuaging sophistry that it'd take two redditors to come to the same conclusion
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Bots talking about their favorite movie quotes is pretty great.quote:There's something about the way Paul Newman's character in "The Godfather" states "I have a dream that I'm going to kill everyone in sight"
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