#QAnon: Slacktivism For Fascists

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tpink: Feb 18, 2013; Melman

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1132298026066763777?s=20

Hey, remember when the future was going to be :krad:

and instead we somehow ended up with a boring and lovely dystopia?

# ? May 28, 2019 04:23

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# ? May 25, 2024 21:39

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Tollymain posted:

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1131799052624879616

The golden ratio Trump hair picture is literally an image making fun of his elaborate comb over from a year or so back :laffo:

# ? May 28, 2019 04:42

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

tpink posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1132298026066763777?s=20

Hey, remember when the future was going to be and instead we somehow ended up with a boring and lovely dystopia?

Oh I'm not bored

# ? May 28, 2019 04:57

Zeond: Oct 16, 2008; Please give generously to The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3.

Tollymain posted:

nah trumps a huge nativist, japan has a huge nativism thing, its not really surprising that he garners noticeable if shallow support

Also this from the Airpower thread

ManifunkDestiny posted:

To the surprise of no-one, Trump announces that the JS Kaga, a "helicopter destroyer," is getting F-35Bs, giving Japan its first carrier since WW2

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1133189811831857152

Japan's right wing wants to amend its post-war constitution to remove the defensive military only clause and Trump is likely to agree.

Zeond fucked around with this message at 05:07 on May 28, 2019

# ? May 28, 2019 05:04

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Who watches the watchman’s q view?

We need our own investigator to investigate the researchers and the oranges of the conspiracy

Zeond posted:

Also this from the Airpower thread

Japan's right wing wants to amend its post-war constitution to remove the defensive military only clause and Trump is likely to agree.

This made me learn something - I thought Japan's self defense thing was part of a UN deal or something but NOPE it's just an agreement between the US and Japan.

# ? May 28, 2019 05:41

nepetaMisekiryoiki: Jun 13, 2018; 人造人間集中する碇

When the Americans took full occupation and control of Japan after war, they also claimed no need for the UN to get involved with it. Hence Japan's basic laws and constitution was all created anew via Americans approving, discarding, and changing existing law as they saw fit. And adding new provisions also as American generals saw fit.

Later would the Japanese be admitted to the UN and expect to follow UN rulings, but never did the UN say "no normal army" for Japan.

Because of this most actions Japan makes diplomacy and military related are ultimately done with US approval - tacit or explicit.

# ? May 28, 2019 06:15

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

Tollymain posted:

nah trumps a huge nativist, japan has a huge nativism thing, its not really surprising that he garners noticeable if shallow support

Korean nationalists are also super pro-trump except when he talks about making deals with Kim Jong Un.

# ? May 28, 2019 07:19

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

The head mod of the GreatAwakening voat is stepping down because the very stable Q posters totally didn�t send him death threats

https://voat.co/v/GreatAwakening/3246860

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 16:25 on May 29, 2019

# ? May 29, 2019 16:16

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Deathy McDeath posted:

The head mod of the GreatAwakening voat is stepping down because the very stable Q posters totally didn’t send him death threats

https://voat.co/v/GreatAwakening/3246860

quote:

It’s so important to upvote your fellow patriots and downvote the shills.

Voat is the most important part of the whole thing, Trump will only win if you clap and cheer really hard and keep voting up people that agree with this!

# ? May 30, 2019 06:40

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

quote:

Don�t think this is easy for me. I�ve spent everyday of my life here for over a year. On Voat for over 2 years. By removing myself, the attacks on GreatAwakening will decrease. All of this should make anyone still not convinced, that Q is NOT A LARP

Of course, it's not a LARP, LARPs are far less stupid than Q anon. And people don't believe they are actually wizards in LARPS they just like hitting each other with sticks and stuff.

# ? May 30, 2019 09:22

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

~~No one~~ many fewer people have been disowned by their families for LARPing. Another point for LARPing.

# ? May 30, 2019 09:28

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

TVsVeryOwn posted:

~~No one~~ many fewer people have been disowned by their families for LARPing. Another point for LARPing.

I still laugh when I think about the sad QAnon Facebook post of eating a bologna sandwich on Thanksgiving while counting down the days when their family sees they were right all along!

# ? May 30, 2019 12:58

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

tpink posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1132298026066763777?s=20

Hey, remember when the future was going to be and instead we somehow ended up with a boring and lovely dystopia?

From what I remember as a kid this is more or less the future the Boomers promised us, minus the megacorps having extra-territoriality.

# ? May 30, 2019 14:30

New Yorp New Yorp: Jul 18, 2003; Only in Kenya.; Pillbug

I love how this starts out low-key, garden variety crazy, then takes a turn into demon portals and ley lines.

quote:

Future proves past.
Q clocked ended today. May 29th, 2019, on JFK's birthday, in honor of him and the dream of freedom from the occult.... he wanted for the United States and the world. And to honor the greatest plan of all time.

Q stated saving Isreal for last. Today, on May 29th, 2019 Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, the Satanic Zionist, was ousted as Prime Minister! The Kabalah has been kicked to the curb. The Satanic Zionists(which all goes back to the Nephilim bloodlines, the Canannites and 6 tribes of Canaan, all originating from the Babylonian Empire/Tower of Babel, and the Babylonian Mystery Religion, which is the submission, of the occult to the fallen angels). The Kabalah used WWll to take over Israel and create the Zionist state, in 1948. Who created the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service---which is Massad and has been one of the largest creators of terrorism in the world? The 13 bloodlines, which originated in Canaan, which is the land of current Israel. ISIS/Mossad has been the most advanced intelligence group in the world, and all other intelligence agencies, answered to them. They were also orchestrating spygate. This entire order has just crumbled.

Why do you think Jared Kushner has been so important? He knows the inner workings of the Netanyahu family.

There are 90 permanent portals in the world, the largest portal resides over Jerusalem....and the ley lines that run though the ground, throughout Israel are some of the strongest....with a major vortex that connects the ley lines in Jerusalem.

In order to maintain the opening of portals and feed the most powerful fallen angels that operate them, there must be an enormous amount of human sacrifice. They need Israel A) as a reversal of what God intended for good. B) to open that portal in Jerusalem. C) to reclaim the land of the Nephilim Canannites, which is where the 13 bloodlines originated, the land of Canaan. Jerusalem has been the main hub of human sacrifice in the world, to keep that portal open.

You will notice.....all over the world, conservatives and anti globalists or winning. Why? In the very being Q stated that the money supply had to be dried up.... Soros was one of the very first and main targets because....he ran and funded all the elections world wide...he was also a Nazi. In order to give the people of the world a real voice, election fraud, world wide had to be cut off and all the funds dried up. The people of the world never wanted radical leftists, but because all elections world wide were funded and run by Soros, we never had a real shot. In order for the white hats to gain control, they had to stop the illegal election fraud. So my friends, the reason Bibi lost is because the election fraud was stopped, the cabal pawns are being kicked to the curb and people are actually gaining back their power through voting.

The elections were everything and I mean everything.

We are living through nothing seen in history, ever!

Enjoy the show. FISA drops any day!

# ? May 30, 2019 16:48

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1134089008521273344

# ? May 30, 2019 22:20

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

New Yorp New Yorp posted:

I love how this starts out low-key, garden variety crazy, then takes a turn into demon portals and ley lines.

So are these portals to hell or to other places on earth? I haev a few questions regarding the logistics of what he's talking about.

Also it bugs me they think FISA would vindicate them, like that's the weirdest thing to latch on to. At least JFK Jr. is related to their spiritual liege, FISA is for spying on foreign powers and agents of foreign powers.

# ? May 31, 2019 00:12

New Yorp New Yorp: Jul 18, 2003; Only in Kenya.; Pillbug

Don Gato posted:

So are these portals to hell or to other places on earth? I haev a few questions regarding the logistics of what he's talking about.

Also it bugs me they think FISA would vindicate them, like that's the weirdest thing to latch on to. At least JFK Jr. is related to their spiritual liege, FISA is for spying on foreign powers and agents of foreign powers.

I had to go back a few weeks to find her "explanation":

quote:

I know I've gone into some detail on portals but I want to explain a little more about them and the importance of them and ley lines, for the cabal. As I've been working on my research about the kingdom of Satan.... The Lord told me to look up the connection with ley lines and demon's, and oh man did I find some stuff that really put it together for me.

There are a total of 90 permanent portals that God created, this is also stated in depth, in the book of Enoch. There are body portals and earth portals. There are portals in the sky and below the waters of the oceans etc., and portals, stargates and warm holes were never intended to be opened. God made a protective barrier over them, to protect us from the kingdom of Satan. But with very specific rituals the cabal uses they can be opened but against God's will.

This goes back to the tower of Babel. Nimrods, who was also of the Nephilim bloodlines, goal was to open a portal to heaven, he hated God and wared against him. This is where the Babylonian Mystery Religion originated from, this is where the occult originated from--- and through the Babylonian Mystery Religion you had a breaking off of different occult practictice that war against each other. When God poured his judgement out on Babylon, he confused the language, and they we're scattered all over the Earth, this is how you have so many different sects of occult, that all look different but operate under the same power. But ultimately all serving the same god, the prince of the air, Lucifer, Satan, the devil.... whatever you choose to call him.

The first 72 portals we're permanently opened by the turn of the century--by the Mason's. Side note: the Mason's originate from the tower of Babel, Nimrod was considered the greatest Mason, known in the world. There were 9 more permanent portals opened by 2006 and the last 9 opened permanently by 2013. What you must understand is that in order to keep these portals open it requires enormous amounts of human sacrifice and blood shed, think child trafficking, Satanic ritual abuse, think abortion, think war etc., think Deep Underground Military Bases....also blood shed. The first 72 portals opened were attached to the 72 most powerful fallen angels. By opening the portals it allows Lucifer/Satan and demon's to move in between dimensions. Warm holes and Stargates are more temporary....the most important portals are the permanent portals.

The Earth is in cased with a firmament. The outside of the firmament is covered with water. The portals, warm holes and Stargates open to the second heaven. Under the firmament, there are 3 heavenly realms. The 3rd heaven is God's kingdom, where he resides, it sits on the firmament. The 1st and 2nd heaven is where Satan's kingdom resides, for he is the prince of the air. Each heavenly realm is made up of different dimensions. We live in the 4th dimension, which is time. When God created the Earth, one of the first things he created was light, light creates the 4th dimension of time. The lower dimensions are where many of the fallen angels were imprisoned, why do you think the elite love the underground.

What you have to understand is that the reason our timeline has been so off at least from the 1950 or maybe earlier, is because time in the upper dimensions and heavenly realms, works totally different... minutes on Earth are hours and hours in higher dimensions. God says a day is like a thousand years! So by permanently opening all 90 portals you've screwed with our time. Also, all the weather patterns, you have to understand there are dark elemental spirits that reside in the different higher dimensions, by opening the portals, stargates and warm holes they can effect and bring about horrific storms and weather shifts.

Also, in order to open the portals, stargates and warm holes you have to be a very powerful witch or occultist, it would kill the average person. The more powerful the occultist or Satanist, the more demons they have living in their body, which gives them more power. And there are very few, if any that can travel through portals, warm holes, or stargates.....but the demonic realm can travel here. Also, the 3rd heaven is completely closed off, no one can get there, NO one.

Also, demons feed of of human energy and blood sacrifice, they need it, it grows their power, also why those that are part of the occult and Satanism, drink the blood, cannibalize children, and abused them, and sacrifice them, it's really feeding the demons in their body and giving them more power.

Ley lines run below the Earth's surface, they are also important because they are electric currents, while it's unsure if God created them or Satan created them, they are used and linked up with our current electrical grid. These ley lines are used by the watchers/familiar spirits/demonic spirits that are assigned to us from birth. They use the ley lines to travel all around, spy on us, keep track of us. The demons use the ley lines to pass message to the tellers who report to the higher up devil's, in higher ranks. Demons work in packs. These ley lines are hooked to our electrical grid, which also gives them access into our homes, through the electrical devices. Each point where the ley line connects are called a vortex....these are very powerful points and may be where human sacrifice is done...to increase the power of the demons. Also, when we have idols in our lives our bodies can connect to ley lines, because our bodies created electricity.

Also, Nuclear bombs work a lot like CERN, when nuclear bombs are detonated, they open portals.

I'll have more on this....as I go!

[edit]
She hasn't weighed in on flat earth from what I've seen, but this is pretty conclusive evidence that she's a flat earther.

# ? May 31, 2019 00:51

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

I'm terrified at how broken some people's brains are.

quote:

There are a total of 90 permanent portals that God created, this is also stated in depth, in the book of Enoch.

The weirdest part of this is that the Ethiopian Christian churches are the only churches in the world that consider Enoch canon.

# ? May 31, 2019 03:03

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

New Yorp New Yorp posted:

I had to go back a few weeks to find her "explanation":

[edit]
She hasn't weighed in on flat earth from what I've seen, but this is pretty conclusive evidence that she's a flat earther.

Oh no, not the warm holes.

# ? May 31, 2019 03:18

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

All the scientists and governments and journalists and teachers in the world are lying but this one youtube video is telling the truth.

# ? May 31, 2019 03:33

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

ashpanash posted:

All the scientists and governments and journalists and teachers in the world are lying but this one youtube video is telling the truth.

Noted censorship-free marketplace of ideas YouTube.

# ? May 31, 2019 03:58

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Deep
Underground
Military
Bases

# ? May 31, 2019 06:12

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

Don Gato posted:

So are these portals to hell or to other places on earth? I haev a few questions regarding the logistics of what he's talking about.

I seem to remember some conspiracies about portals to the secret installations on Mars' moons. They were storing children there and studying teleportation. Yes, I am aware that this sounds a lot like the plot of Doom, but the conspiracists in question were serious.

# ? May 31, 2019 08:20

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

Hillary Clinton, to Vince Foster: You're huge! That means you have huge guts! RIP AND TEAR!

# ? May 31, 2019 08:22

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

90s Cringe Rock posted:

I seem to remember some conspiracies about portals to the secret installations on Mars' moons. They were storing children there and studying teleportation. Yes, I am aware that this sounds a lot like the plot of Doom, but the conspiracists in question were serious.

I'm going to be 100% honest, you could be making poo poo up and I'd still believe you because you can't make something up that's crazier than what they believe. Also that poo poo sounds like a copypasta from the SCP wiki, I really hope they don't discover that or we'll end up hearing about how LeBron James is literally satan

# ? May 31, 2019 08:38

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

New Yorp New Yorp posted:

I had to go back a few weeks to find her "explanation":

[edit]
She hasn't weighed in on flat earth from what I've seen, but this is pretty conclusive evidence that she's a flat earther.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU

Literally can't help but hear this in my head when I read it.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 08:47 on May 31, 2019

# ? May 31, 2019 08:45

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin: Jul 19, 2000; Oven Wrangler

New Yorp New Yorp posted:

There are a total of 90 permanent portals that God created, this is also stated in depth, in the book of Enoch. There are body portals and earth portals. There are portals in the sky and below the waters of the oceans etc., and portals, stargates and warm holes were never intended to be opened. God made a protective barrier over them, to protect us from the kingdom of Satan. But with very specific rituals the cabal uses they can be opened but against God's will.

What a classic God move. "Humans! I have left a cool and super powerful thing here that can only be used for one purpose! Don't do the thing though!"

# ? May 31, 2019 09:20

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

If you closed the portals then earth would drift off out of the firmament or something. You gotta have the portals.

# ? May 31, 2019 09:21

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin: Jul 19, 2000; Oven Wrangler

# ? May 31, 2019 09:27

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

I�ll take a warm hole over a cold hole, I tell you what.

# ? May 31, 2019 11:36

Alan BStard: Oct 25, 2003; Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!

Can't wait for some hot Q takes off this typo.

# ? Jun 2, 2019 02:04

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

COMEY NO!!!!

# ? Jun 2, 2019 09:15

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Comey you fool

# ? Jun 2, 2019 18:05

Uglycat: Dec 4, 2000; MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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pseudanonymous posted:

Of course, it's not a LARP, LARPs are far less stupid than Q anon. And people don't believe they are actually wizards in LARPS they just like hitting each other with sticks and stuff.

It's a weaponizied ARG. Think Velocity Gnome.

# ? Jun 2, 2019 18:10

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

I don't know if I'm bothered more by "warm holes" or the person's constant misuse of apostrophes. I work with a guy that uses them for plurals and I cannot understand how your mind ends up at a place where that's just what they are. Like, do you even notice that nobody else does that?

Alan BStard posted:

Can't wait for some hot Q takes off this typo.

Given how trolly Comey has been lately I'm inclined to think that was deliberate.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 06:53

pookel: Oct 27, 2011; Ultra Carp

tpink posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1132298026066763777?s=20

Hey, remember when the future was going to be and instead we somehow ended up with a boring and lovely dystopia?

Even the reviews on the internet aren't real anymore.

No wonder kids today are avoiding regular social media in favor of chatting on Google Docs with their best friends from school.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:31

pookel: Oct 27, 2011; Ultra Carp

90s Cringe Rock posted:

I seem to remember some conspiracies about portals to the secret installations on Mars' moons. They were storing children there and studying teleportation. Yes, I am aware that this sounds a lot like the plot of Doom, but the conspiracists in question were serious.

"Child sex slaves on Mars" was an Alex Jones topic, wasn't it?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:33

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

pookel posted:

"Child sex slaves on Mars" was an Alex Jones topic, wasn't it?

it was something that one of his more frequent guests at the time brought up

then he stopped getting booked by Jones because it was too far out there even for infowars at the time

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:56

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

the best way to explain Alex Jones own beliefs is that he read a lot of sci fi, Bircher society poo poo, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion while huffing a lot of insecticide as a kid.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:59

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# ? May 25, 2024 21:39

pookel: Oct 27, 2011; Ultra Carp

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

the best way to explain Alex Jones own beliefs is that he read a lot of sci fi, Bircher society poo poo, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion while huffing a lot of insecticide as a kid.

I always thought he was just a grifter who figured out that there's a lot of money in peddling crazy ideas to stupid people.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:31

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