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He's so slippery.
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May 29, 2019 14:25
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I can, but I'd rather say Cow Tools
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May 29, 2019 20:34
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North Face thought it would be cool to replace wikipedia photos with ones that had their product in them. And then they made a video bragging about it. https://twitter.com/adzebill/status/1133491341004926976
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May 29, 2019 22:12
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I can tell you what every single one of them does. Nothing. 
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May 29, 2019 22:22
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Platystemon posted:I can tell you what every single one of them does. The under eye rollers do, in fact, work. My wife has had under eye circles since 2002, and this has started to actually lighten them.
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May 30, 2019 00:05
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Beachcomber posted:The under eye rollers do, in fact, work. My wife has had under eye circles since 2002, and this has started to actually lighten them.
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May 30, 2019 01:53
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If you don't have bags under your eyes from the stress of living in the modern hellscape that is capitalism you are obviously bourgeois scum who must be made an example of. 
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May 30, 2019 02:13
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i like how the last few posts dont 100% say what is an eye roller or which on it is.
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May 30, 2019 02:41
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PhazonLink posted:i like how the last few posts dont 100% say what is an eye roller or which on it is. It's the third one. The one with EYE in it's name. My wife just got a cheap one on Amazon with good reviews.
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May 30, 2019 02:51
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It's the one that says "eye microtip"
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May 30, 2019 02:51
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Beachcomber posted:The under eye rollers do, in fact, work. My wife has had under eye circles since 2002, and this has started to actually lighten them. This just in, Sephora "hacking" posts on comedy website somethingawful.com advertising their cosmetics. Admins and mods react in shock to this breach of confidence between users and the web forum.
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May 30, 2019 05:07
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hyperhazard posted:North Face thought it would be cool to replace wikipedia photos with ones that had their product in them. And then they made a video bragging about it. I now want to photoshop their garbage into some horrible places to be, and make a GBS Photoshop thread about it. EDIT: Yeah so I went ahead and did that. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890753 IUG has a new favorite as of 14:39 on May 30, 2019 |
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May 30, 2019 14:06
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I cannot relate at all to the Holocaust, until I saw a child wearing a North Face pants standing in line for a concentration camp train.
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IUG posted:I now want to photoshop their garbage into some horrible places to be, and make a GBS Photoshop thread about it. This is beautiful, you're doing the lord's work.
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May 30, 2019 19:57
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https://mobile.twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1133765339165089793
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May 31, 2019 02:24
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time to hire a Russian botnet to spam-post dickpics at the Sonic account
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May 31, 2019 03:20
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Screaming Idiot posted:time to hire a Russian botnet to spam-post dickpics at the Sonic account Also https://mobile.twitter.com/steak_umm/status/113379393279252070 https://mobile.twitter.com/gushers/status/1133796973809680391 https://mobile.twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1133801125596008449 https://mobile.twitter.com/gushers/status/1133801886493102080
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May 31, 2019 03:50
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did i say botnet, i meant team of arsonists to find the families of the twitterpeople and do the needful can you make ironic memes now that your family has been reduced to a smoking cinder, steak-umms? is your heart that powerful?
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May 31, 2019 03:53
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2019 yall
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May 31, 2019 03:53
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Corporation twitters feels like ancient nobility talking to each other.
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May 31, 2019 04:34
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Wow, that just really makes me want to lie right down and die
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May 31, 2019 06:04
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HOLY gently caress posted:Wow, that just really makes me want to lie right down and die Why die when there's killing that needs doing? They're not going to guillotine themselves.
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May 31, 2019 06:20
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GrandpaPants posted:Why die when there's killing that needs doing? They're not going to guillotine themselves. Mt. Everest notwithstanding...
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May 31, 2019 06:28
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Screaming Idiot posted:did i say botnet, i meant team of arsonists to find the families of the twitterpeople and do the needful As a professional twitterperson myself, I would like to plead for my family by saying that we are but pawns following the approved brand "voice" handed down from on high. It's a call-center job, but with all the horrors that 8 hours of straight social media can and does provide. Edit: Although, once another brand/anyone remotely famous responds, generally only the actual corporate marketing team can respond. I can't argue for their logic. Parasol Prophet has a new favorite as of 06:51 on May 31, 2019 |
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May 31, 2019 06:48
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Steakums used to be a thing you ate when you wanted some garbage and also grease all over your shirt, but now it's a guy, just like you and me.
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May 31, 2019 07:58
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Parasol Prophet posted:As a professional twitterperson myself So you work from home?
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May 31, 2019 08:41
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Urgh... Phone posting so imagine that picture of the space marine shooting over the head of the fan, labelled "brand posting is bad" and "Woah, cool opportunity for viral marketing" as appropriate.
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May 31, 2019 10:50
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Parasol Prophet posted:Edit: Although, once another brand/anyone remotely famous responds, generally only the actual corporate marketing team can respond. I can't argue for their logic. https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1133780672999514112?s=20 (The whole thing is Wendy's talking to Sonic not that rando)
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May 31, 2019 11:01
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I mean, Sonic's always definitely been a total sellout.
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May 31, 2019 11:44
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Parasol Prophet posted:As a professional twitterperson myself, I would like to plead for my family by saying that we are but pawns following the approved brand "voice" handed down from on high. It's a call-center job, but with all the horrors that 8 hours of straight social media can and does provide. So do you do a bunch of brands at once and have like a style sheet for each? I'm totally curious how that works.
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May 31, 2019 15:41
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GrandpaPants posted:Why die when there's killing that needs doing? They're not going to guillotine themselves. That actually made me feel better, thank you  I feel like a lot of these brand tweets are just the same guy with multiple twitter accounts open sitting alone in a dark room, furiously tweeting at himself
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May 31, 2019 16:17
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Tired Moritz posted:Corporation twitters feels like ancient nobility talking to each other. I've worked on events with Twitter's corporate offices before and nothing has ever made me want to lie down and die more than seeing their internal presentations and videos.
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hyperhazard posted:So do you do a bunch of brands at once and have like a style sheet for each? I'm totally curious how that works. No, just one at a time, although I have been on a few different accounts. Each brand has their own goal for how they want to present themselves, and we get trained in what they want us to say/sound like, and usually some pre-approved responses to copy-paste for simple issues. Responses go through senior agents to be approved when you're first starting, to make sure you get it. It's basically call-center style customer service in that simple questions get outsourced to a bunch of people in a remote building and only more difficult or high-profile engagements get addressed by the company themselves, just (a) with social media posts instead of calls, and (b) not just with complaints/questions, but positive "fun" interaction as well. It's not a bad job, really (especially if you're like me and just need a paycheck, but are terrible at actually speaking to people), but it is a bit weird seeing brand Twitter from the other side.
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Jun 1, 2019 01:13
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Parasol Prophet posted:As a professional twitterperson myself, I would like to plead for my family by saying that we are but pawns following the approved brand "voice" handed down from on high. It's a call-center job, but with all the horrors that 8 hours of straight social media can and does provide. i am also a call-center phonemonkey but i will gladly march into the cleansing flames when my duty is done now tell me, on a scale of one to ten, how inflammable would you say your family is
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But what if you run social media for a call center?
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Double Punctuation posted:But what if you run social media for a call center? WE MAKE THE FLAMES HIGHER also lol at me making bad immolation jokes when a dude literally self-immolated on the whitehouse lawn, and by "lol" i mean "are you loving kidding me what sort of insane hellworld are we living on where immolation is something that is happening instead of a lovely edgelord joke made by a stupid brokebrained moron on the something awful forums"
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Screaming Idiot posted:i am also a call-center phonemonkey but i will gladly march into the cleansing flames when my duty is done Safety is our number one concern, Screaming! We take pride in our families being made of only the best and least flammable materials.
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Screaming Idiot posted:WE MAKE THE FLAMES HIGHER There was a Judge Dredd comic where people randomly immolating themselves in protest was something that made even the Judges realise they needed to at least make a token gesture of improving the dystopian hell they run that's crushing people's spirits rather than a brief amusement.
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You can sometimes see signs of when a social media account is definitely run by someone in-house, and the Sonic the Hedgehog account is one of them, with a few exchanges could've only been done by someone who works in the office itself. The most obvious thing I can remember there is when they did an extended back and forth of escalating 'don't talk to me or my son ever again' jokes with the Mega Man Twitter using merchandise they had around the office. Given that you haven't seen those signs of individuality from a lot of the accounts piling on him, part of this does feel a bit like one or two people with access to a stack of corporate Twitter accounts piling onto someone who's only got one. Cleretic has a new favorite as of 04:12 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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