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Der Shovel posted:This was today's No Context Achewood, and it's also one of my favourite Achewoods of all time. The Sexual Homeboys have a car where the hydraulics actually spin the body in a circle above the stationary chassis
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That cool website by a goon for reading Achewood is dead 
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ColdPie posted:That cool website by a goon for reading Achewood is dead I wrote a script to archive all the comics along with their alt texts and titles and all so I can just read them in a comics reader, am I allowed to post something like that or is that 
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Prime Time Records signed the worst acts in history but the t-shirt is an a-plus dunk on confused people eta: Achewood is long-dead and its creator shows no interest in preserving it as it was; the next best thing you could do would be to interleave the blog posts chronologically. do it. Stringent posted:I wrote a script to archive all the comics along with their alt texts and titles and all so I can just read them in a comics reader, am I allowed to post something like that or is that Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 04:17 on May 29, 2019 |
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Alright, well to the powers that be edit this poo poo out if it's a problem plx. https://www.dropbox.com/s/n6if2iw5khvujc3/achewood.zip?dl=0
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I gotta admit, I been thinkin a lot more lately about Ray's desperate attempts to dodge that old devil Diabetes
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May 31, 2019 07:05
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POSTMASTER FIND THIS MAN
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May 31, 2019 13:38
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Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
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May 31, 2019 13:52
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Soil is a befitting subject for philosophy, for we come from it, and we return to it.
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DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA?
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Does he know how much VOLUME I do?!
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I am glad that Onstad is paying attention to his health. Maintaining a healthy blood pressure is important. also Edna = Sondra it makes so much sense
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It breaks my heart that he is stoned.
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He got the sex number, twice, on that monitor
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Realizing Onstad was an alcoholic made a lot of stuff make a lot more sense. Like, for a comic about talking animals there is a lot of talk of drinking. Also cookbook money probably went to booze sorry guys. Chris had his slant on, lay off him!
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I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now!
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Previa_fun posted:Realizing Onstad was an alcoholic made a lot of stuff make a lot more sense. Like, for a comic about talking animals there is a lot of talk of drinking. Also cookbook money probably went to booze sorry guys. Chris had his slant on, lay off him!
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Actually if my cookbook payment went towards booze I would be ok with that.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Do you think that it is rad to have alcoholism I love this comic so much. 
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Pakled posted:I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now! I'm still a little afraid of the police
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RBA Starblade posted:I'm still a little afraid of the police I was sad and scared!
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Pakled posted:I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now! I first read this exact comic at the exact worst time in my life (21 in college) and as a result Tequila and I are on again off again lovers with a long dark history but she knows she’ll always be the one.
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Pakled posted:I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S! *SLAP*
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LYLE: SooooOOOO! It's YOU again! COP 1: Sir, are you Téodor Orezscu? LYLE: Do I look like that fat pussy to you? Tell me now. Say it to my face, rear end in a top hat shitwad. I hosed your mother and drew a daisy on her rear end. [spits] COP 1: There's no need for this kind of behavior, sir. LYLE: Oh yes there IS! [sound of bottle breaking] ACE OF SPADES! COP 2: Sir, have you been drinking? LYLE: NO! COP 1: Does a Téodor Orezscu live here? LYLE: What's this about, mustache-dick? Your partner here put his dick across your upper lip like a mustache? Is that why you're buggin' me? I already have a mustache, so NO THANKS on the lip pedro thing. COP 2: We're investigating some charges of squirrel cruelty. Does the squirrel in this photograph resemble anyone you know? LYLE: Nope. COP 2: And this...[flips page]...is this Téodor Orezscu? LYLE: Never seen that fat piece of crap before. Get lost. Both of you. Get in your cop car and go to your cop car parkin' spot. COP 1: Have a nice day. COP 2: Make sure you clean up this broken glass. It's a hazard. LYLE: gently caress...YOUUUUUUUUUU! [door clicks]
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CannonFodder posted:KISS MY rear end, BITCH! This is one of my favorite endings to a thing ever.
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Previa_fun posted:Realizing Onstad was an alcoholic made a lot of stuff make a lot more sense. Like, for a comic about talking animals there is a lot of talk of drinking. Also cookbook money probably went to booze sorry guys. Chris had his slant on, lay off him! while you composed your Dear Christopher letters about the Cookbook, he was busy puking at footballs
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I keep thinking this is a note-perfect recreation of Pat, except for three things: 1. Pat would never admit to not already having an excellent recipe for unadorned lentils, 2. he wouldn't have a wife, and 3. no mention of hatred for barbers.
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Man, you'd think it'd be easier to give some bad news to Charlie Brown.
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Man, you'd think it'd be easier to give some bad news to Charlie Brown. up yours Garfield
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:up yours Garfield I'm suing you.
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Hode on, I got to tip the little Panama boy what vacuums up my dropped gerunds out the bottom of the Escalade. Chocolate love, all.
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Safety Dance posted:Hode on, I got to tip the little Panama boy what vacuums up my dropped gerunds out the bottom of the Escalade. Chocolate love, all. That's one of the best, I hate there weren't more strips of Teodore loving with Ray.
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One of the joys of knowing and loving Roast Beef are these rare moments where he’s in bed with Molly just genuinely being happy for a moment. It’s an incredibly soft and safe space for my soft and safe little man.
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YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT, YOU BIG, SAD BOY?
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davidspackage posted:YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT, YOU BIG, SAD BOY? DRACULA DONT GOT MUCH MONEY THIS WEEK
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