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yeah uh you all are doing it wrongquote:President Donald J Trump tweeted: "One of the worst moments ever — watching Hillary Clinton & Bill (Bill Clinton) become weak and ineffective NFL leaders. Totally unfair!" quote:President Donald J Trump tweeted: ""We are fighting an unbelievably vicious and vicious culture. We have a lot of things going on to make our country and our great country." quote:President Donald J Trump tweeted: "the C-SPAM subforum is very much a hotbed of abuse" – but it is much bigger than that. It is the largest spam forum on the Internet, with over 14m unique visitors every month. And a large number of its members are highly educated individuals who love to get to know the latest news about their favorite topics. They may share their opinions via social media like Facebook and Twitter, but they are also likely to visit websites, such as blogs, or other online forums. quote:President Donald J Trump tweeted: "Vilerat died at Benghazi to protect our soldiers. I want to personally thank his wife (Monica) for her service to our country." quote:President Donald J. Trump tweeted: "The Democrats Are a gang that is using political intimidation and violence to steal election from Republicans!" hallebarrysoetoro has issued a correction as of 01:35 on May 31, 2019 |
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Guzzling sweet tea from a 32 ounce jug, Trevor Butkins gets animated between swigs. "Trump?" he asks, rhetorically. "Hell yeah, Trump." He and his friend, Matt Bannum, have started a local campaign called "Citizen Trump" to rally Americans to support the Republican nominee, even as Hillary Clinton (and her loyalists) get hammered. Bannum has been writing about politics since 2008 with his blog, The American Conservative. The two friends meet at various tea parties, and even the occasional Starbucks or a "grassroots" event, and they have become Trump supporters. Citizen Trump They even share some ideas about what a Trump presidency would involve: a more muscular federal government, a bigger military, a strong leader in the White House that can put America First, and a president who has never been elected before -- a Donald J. Trump. Trevor Butkins talks about his personal relationship with Trump. "He's my hero, he's got one of those people personality," he says. "He's a real fighter. He's got a real good heart. He's not afraid to use violence, or even to be violent at times. I respect my hero." They also agree on one thing: Trump wants to destroy the political status quo.
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May 31, 2019 03:39
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:yeah uh you all are doing it wrong No fair, you can't sneak in real tweets.
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May 31, 2019 03:42
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Agronox posted:Guzzling sweet tea from a 32 ounce jug, Trevor Butkins gets animated between swigs. "Trump?" he asks, rhetorically. "Hell yeah, Trump." I submit my soul to this method of predicting the past.
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May 31, 2019 03:48
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ikanreed posted:Maybe the real treasure is the chuds who died along the way  
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Sorry, I'll stop, but it's a fun site.quote:Tariffs on agricultural products have hurt many of the nation's farmers, but here in Dishrack, a small town outside Montgomery, Alabama, Mason Gunkins discusses a situation he didn't think possible when he voted for President Trump in 2016: his ant farm is on the brink of bankruptcy.
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May 31, 2019 05:14
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:my god thats why he wants a space force this poo poo is wild and I'm pushing to get a Comedy Goldmine out of it
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May 31, 2019 05:20
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and by pushing I mean "mentioned it once in another thread"
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May 31, 2019 05:22
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Chokes McGee posted:and by pushing I mean "mentioned it once in another thread" infinitely more than any of the rest of us has tried fwiw
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Ugato posted:infinitely more than any of the rest of us has tried fwiw I go the extra mile for you guys well, couple of feet, anyway
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quote:Striding naked from the tanning booth, Trump shouted that he was very very angry about a woman with big breasts," Trump added. "And she can hardly be trusted, can she?"
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quote:While eating his McDonalds, Donald Trump said that he was 'just going to keep doing it because I'm going to get so big that everybody is going to want to eat me'". In truth, he could not eat much of a McDonalds without becoming very sick. quote:While rage-tweeting on the toilet, Donald Trump said "I love it" and that that was it. He was no longer able to argue that having sex with women was wrong and that Trump didn't always think exactly how to say it. The man he used to know didn't still be around to stop his behavior. Quote-Unquote has issued a correction as of 08:28 on May 31, 2019 |
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quote:On Monday, senate majority leader Mitch McConnell was flipped over onto his back. He was replaced by Democratic leader Chuck Schumer, who had a chance to speak. Instead he had his hands tied behind his back and the Democrats couldn't see his face. quote:When Trump won the 2016 election, small towns expected he'd help them. He promised Americans that, with new infrastructure and policies, they'd finally be able to turn around their fortunes. Now the truth is that if any Trump policy actually worked, the entire country would be struggling. His policies wouldn't just benefit a handful of families, but more and more Americans, and those working in the manufacturing sector, as Trump would promise. And that's bad for America. quote:"If two guys were on the moon, and one killed another one with a rock, would that be hosed up or what," tweeted President Trump. Another member of the White House transition team has expressed disdain for NASA, and has even said that America shouldn't be "exploring the stars" for future exploration. The President's chief of staff Jared Kushner seems to be equally skeptical. quote:Unfortunately, the Schnork has been borked. It's like the Schnork, except with more milk. After years of use, these little white birds are falling apart. Their feathery, fuzzy insulation is fading rapidly -- and now they're dying like flies. quote:As John Bolton screamed in ecstasy , the bombs fell over Iran. The Islamic revolution spread with a burst of energy , and now people are wondering how you got into this mess in the first place
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Mitch McConnel has terminal rear end cancer. He's been fighting it for years. He'll spend his last year out there fighting cancer." The president went on to compare the situation to when his son Matthew McConnel was diagnosed 10 years ago.
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President Trump greedily downed another glass and shouted "YUM!! Bartender, another mug of frothy warm piss, NOW!" Sighing, the bartender pulled forth yet another mason jar filled with urine and poured its contents into another glass for the President. Bartender turned to walk away, then looked back to his customer. Said bartender took another glass from the man's mason jar, placed it on top of the other mug, and stared at his customer, "See, this is how you know I'm not a big piss drinker!!" As soon as Bartender did this, the President turned around, and saw the two bottles in the bartender's hand, and he exclaimed to himself, "Oh, I love pisses like this!!" When the President opened the mug he was in disbelief, to his surprise he now had an entire mason jar full of pee. He then proceeded to pee, but could not contain his excitement, as he started to pee in the mug and poured it into the mug. And as soon as he did so, another man in a similar state to the first man started to take a sip of his mug, then he began to pee as well, but this was not what he was waiting for. In a matter of moments the Trump's were fully intoxicated, and the first man began to pee and drink, pouring even more piss
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May 31, 2019 10:04
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Knight posted:I think you've cracked this case wide open talk to transofmer is not a comrade 
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May 31, 2019 10:44
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I would not be surprised if there are real people who think that Antifa and the alt-right is the same thing.
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May 31, 2019 10:50
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Grevling posted:I would not be surprised if there are real people who think that Antifa and the alt-right is the same thing. Those people are called "liberals".
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May 31, 2019 10:53
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That site is really good at generating qanon insanity, it's pretty much indistinguishable.
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Does anyone else worry that we may have broke talk to transformer? Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner are scheduled to speak together at the Council on Foreign Relations this week. In a statement Monday, the White House said she will speak about her family and "its impact in the world." It also will include an interview about how her business career has impacted her husband in his foreign policy views. Kushner's father-in-law, real estate developer and White House adviser Jared Kushner, will speak about his family's success in the global financial and retail markets with White House chief strategist Steve Bannon. Bannon is a former chief White House strategist for President Donald Trump.
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May 31, 2019 13:40
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just picturing you all turning this thing into another Microsoft Tay and sensibly chuckling to myself
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May 31, 2019 13:45
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Pre-broken, nothing can generate such uncanny chud safari snippets and be sane
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May 31, 2019 13:53
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maybe this could be another thread instead of just taking over the trump voters dying thread, which is good and satisfying
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May 31, 2019 13:53
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Yeah it's been a full 24 hours, we should probably take this to the D&D Dem primary thread
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Frog Act posted:maybe this could be another thread instead of just taking over the trump voters dying thread, which is good and satisfying Make the thread. In any case, I had like 7k posts left to read through yesterday of self-owning trump voters and skipped to the end minus ten pages and there was no content so in my opinion this poo poo has been dead for a little bit anyways I asked God what the most unlikely thing in the universe was. He replied that there would have been one. I asked God who invented the idea of God. He replied that when he was a boy he was told that when He started the world was made, after which there was an endless series of infinite periods of time without end, which lasted for eternity so that no longer can there be any end of it, while everything in the universe must change, all of which was created by God and that they are one infinite universe or as He wrote in the Koran I said one "garden". So He did not invent the idea of garden with that one garden. "God created me and I created thee" God said. He then put on the robe that He used to wear on his own journey. And He turned back to me. "Behold the One whose clothes have been revealed. And behold the One in whose clothes I am. He is God of Abraham. So He should not be called Abraham, but that is what I will call He and will be called the one who creates from dust or dusts from one another. " After the sermon I went to my bedroom to take off my pants so I could show the man my naked body to you and the other women. The man called me Mr. Boyfriend and told me he would marry me.
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Okay, gently caress it. I made a thread for Talk to Transformer: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890825
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The Sean posted:Okay, gently caress it. I made a thread for Talk to Transformer: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890825 Post in Trump thread too, there was some interest in a dedicated thread there last night
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Epic High Five posted:Post in Trump thread too, there was some interest in a dedicated thread there last night Thanks for the heads up. I am lazy and just read threads I've favorited and this current thread is the only one I had from C-SPAM.
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The Sean posted:Okay, gently caress it. I made a thread for Talk to Transformer: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890825 Thank you 
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The Sean posted:Okay, gently caress it. I made a thread for Talk to Transformer: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890825 hell yeah I love it when CSPAM polices itself it means I get to be a lazy fucker even longer
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May 31, 2019 16:59
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Any trump supportering small business tyrants with Mexico based supply lines we can see realize they're gonna die under Trump?
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May 31, 2019 18:17
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good thing to fling at chuds that realize they're going to die under trump
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ikanreed posted:Any trump supportering small business tyrants with Mexico based supply lines we can see realize they're gonna die under Trump? I used to work at autozone corporate office and there’s quite a few chuds there. plus the president met with Trump in the first few months of his term to sign on to work with the administration for (blah blah blah). the Mexico tariffs are going to really gently caress with their P&L. they have quite a few stores in Mexico and ship parts over all the time.
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So I guess I'm engaged. What else is trumpin?
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Jun 1, 2019 13:38
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BAE OF PIGS posted:So I guess I'm engaged. you can spend your move action to do a five foot shift and unless the enemy has specific abilities you can leave engagement range without getting aoo'd
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Kitfox88 posted:you can spend your move action to do a five foot shift and unless the enemy has specific abilities you can leave engagement range without getting aoo'd I think going to the goldmine is considered forced movement anyway. C-SPAM > Autogenerate Trump voters realizing that they’re going to die under Trump here
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Lol wrong trump thread but whatever
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BAE OF PIGS posted:So I guess I'm engaged. finally an on topic post
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Kitfox88 posted:you can spend your move action to do a five foot shift and unless the enemy has specific abilities you can leave engagement range without getting aoo'd Unless you made an accro check or some chump took the hit before you and the enemy doesn't have combat reflexes you gonna get hit moving more than a 5 ft step son. Though with his hands, I doubt Troompaloompa even has a 5ft reach.
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