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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:my mom was genuinely upset that I didn't turn out to be gay me too, get gay |
# ? May 30, 2019 03:45 |
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I'm just glad my kid turned out to be human tbh idec what they do other than stay alive and stay sweet like obv don't smoke crack but that's just good life advice |
# ? May 30, 2019 03:46 |
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hamjobs posted:me too, get gay
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# ? May 30, 2019 10:49 |
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hamjobs posted:me too, get gay ...fine
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# ? May 30, 2019 23:15 |
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There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. 1. I always felt self conscious about my lips because they are large and pink and feminine with a prominent Cupid's Bow and philtrum. I used to literally pull my lips in for hours a day to make them look thinner. poo poo was dumb and I was basically hiding one of my best attributes. 2. My freaking gymnast's butt and legs weren't being put in leggings. Gender roles are stupid af because they make dudes hate positive aspects of themselves. |
# ? May 31, 2019 05:38 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. Everyone should celebrate their good rear end features and also leggings are for everyone, gently caress gender roles, because leggings are comfy |
# ? May 31, 2019 05:47 |
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hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me |
# ? May 31, 2019 06:01 |
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Minus Green posted:hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me Bring Your Own Bisexuality |
# ? May 31, 2019 06:21 |
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Bring your own (b)acronym |
# ? May 31, 2019 08:34 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. As a compromise you may feel absolutely free to post that butt right now. For scientific evaluation only, of course.
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# ? May 31, 2019 10:40 |
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i'm gay as hell* *actually bisexual but that's four times the syllables |
# ? May 31, 2019 12:50 |
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Goons Are Great posted:As a compromise you may feel absolutely free to post that butt right now. For scientific evaluation only, of course. that rear end is viewable by PM only trust me I took the plunge and I'll never look back |
# ? May 31, 2019 13:19 |
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Android Blues posted:i'm gay as hell* |
# ? May 31, 2019 14:15 |
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sounds pretty gay op |
# ? May 31, 2019 15:18 |
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Android Blues posted:i'm gay as hell* extremely same
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# ? May 31, 2019 16:01 |
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Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls Personally and sexually that is, women are great people, like, the greatest probably and oh God please don't hate me now
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# ? May 31, 2019 16:49 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls No I get that, you're good. Personally: girls are soft and smell nice and omg |
# ? May 31, 2019 17:58 |
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Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" |
# ? May 31, 2019 17:59 |
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hamjobs posted:Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" Lol |
# ? May 31, 2019 18:52 |
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Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high.
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# ? May 31, 2019 19:11 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high. Same, thankfully bf smells exactly like a patchouli-laced grove of Birch on fire and it is far and away the sexiest smell |
# ? May 31, 2019 19:24 |
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I'd gently caress that burning tree tbh
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# ? May 31, 2019 19:33 |
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Only in tree consent obviously
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# ? May 31, 2019 19:33 |
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hamjobs posted:Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" lol |
# ? May 31, 2019 19:54 |
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hamjobs posted:Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" lmao |
# ? May 31, 2019 20:01 |
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Get big gay or you get a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
# ? May 31, 2019 20:12 |
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drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks |
# ? May 31, 2019 22:12 |
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hamjobs posted:
what if my wife just dresses really masculine? tbh, she looks really good with a mustache
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# ? May 31, 2019 22:17 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:what if my wife just dresses really masculine? tbh, she looks really good with a mustache this is also fine poverty goat posted:drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks HIGHLY recommended |
# ? May 31, 2019 22:27 |
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poverty goat posted:drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 02:01 |
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maybe you could just think about butts |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 02:05 |
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Butt sucking is a compromise
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 02:53 |
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Blow air into the butt for a surprise. |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 04:06 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Blow air into the butt for a surprise. The surprise is an air embolism??? |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 04:20 |
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hamjobs posted:The surprise is an air embolism??? It makes a bunch of beefy airy farts. |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 04:21 |
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some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 04:43 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work. What a loser. Strike him. |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 04:54 |
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I just learned about Bi+ and I feel more learned in this gay as hell thread. I'm Bi+ OP. |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 05:36 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work. Punch him in the butt parts for me, he's not invited to the brick throwing party. |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 07:13 |
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BallisticClipboard posted:I just learned about Bi+ and I feel more learned in this gay as hell thread. I'm Bi+ OP. Same |
# ? Jun 1, 2019 07:16 |