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i'm doing this a couple of days early because my pride runneth over and also i am about to be high as balls so i'll probably forget otherwise hello and welcome to the 2019 edition of BYOB Pride! we're here, we're queer, we're probably too stoned to move so someone else bring us some snacks.  i'm hamjobs and i am a bi+ femme and noted lovely poster who can't post good. this is your yearly thread for posting "i'm gay" and actually meaning it (or "i'm not gay but i might be another flavor of queer," etc.) post your pride, don't post it, whatever you want. just be kind to your friendly local LGBTQIAA2S+, QTPOC especially, and also if you know of any good pride events that aren't just rainbow cap go on and post em. BYOB rules must be followed, this is BYOB and it is an island of chill in a sea of madness. also don't kinkshame but also understand that not everyone is gonna be like "kinksame," so people, i'm sorry, but if you post your buttholes i will tell god. and duckie. and everyone else. |
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hamjobs posted:i'm doing this a couple of days early because my pride runneth over and also i am about to be high as balls so i'll probably forget otherwise I am gay. It's good.
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May 29, 2019 02:21
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I am gay. agreed, it is good and so are you
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May 29, 2019 02:28
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im bi+ and what is this |
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May 29, 2019 02:53
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I'm not gay but being gay is cool and good and I guess I've been explicitly asked not to post my butthole so I won't.
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May 29, 2019 03:28
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I'm not gay but being gay is cool and good and I guess I've been explicitly asked not to post my butthole so I won't. |
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May 29, 2019 03:36
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I'm not gay but being gay is cool and good and I guess I've been explicitly asked not to post my butthole so I won't.  but now with added butthole  sorry, i couldn't resist. anyways I love you all fellow yobbers - bi, gay, straight or otherwise - you're all good people and I would happily smoke a weede or have a beverage with any of you 
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May 29, 2019 03:42
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hi gay I'm dad 
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May 29, 2019 03:46
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quote:Hey BYOBot, are you looking forward to Pride month? Simple and to the point, thanks buddy!! (I swear that's all it output) |
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May 29, 2019 05:36
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prepuce repurposed posted:hi gay I'm dad |
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May 29, 2019 06:01
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Stoner Sloth posted:
D: NOT THE BUTTHOLE real talk elsewhere in a thread long gone someone posted their butthole so now we don't do that but I definitely want to make a butthole for my smokes now lol |
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May 29, 2019 06:05
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prepuce repurposed posted:hi gay I'm dad hi Dad where is my 259 bucks a month |
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May 29, 2019 06:06
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also as predicted I got high and forgot to post the resources post so I'll edit it in to the op when I get time |
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May 29, 2019 06:07
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Hello I'm gay and enjoy those butts and also I'm open for business so if any yobber wants to date, I'm a good lip kisser I've been told
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May 29, 2019 11:40
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Now goon lips are a special challenge of course but that's how things have always been so we can manage
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May 29, 2019 11:40
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i'm not gay and i'm here to say being gay's not all about buttocks today buttocks. buttocks *record swish* butt butt buttocks *funky beat* 
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May 29, 2019 14:55
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post that rear end so we can see how ur aging since the last rear end post 
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May 29, 2019 14:58
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wishing all my queer byob friends 10000 love
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May 29, 2019 15:24
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Bo-Pepper posted:i'm not gay and i'm here to say being gay's not all about buttocks today excuse me I think I said no buttholes posting |
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May 29, 2019 22:12
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Goons Are Great posted:Hello I'm gay and enjoy those butts and also I'm open for business so if any yobber wants to date, I'm a good lip kisser I've been told unfortunately I too am bi and cannot kiss your face lips as it would be illegal, because that's how the pride law works. it's like blood types: I am bi+ and can kiss any lips, some people are just bi aaaaaand only kiss two kinds of lips, some people are gay and only kiss lips like theirs, etc. it is very complicated!!! |
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May 29, 2019 22:14
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prepuce repurposed posted:post that rear end so we can see how ur aging since the last rear end post Don't encourage the buttposts!!!!!!!!!!! |
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May 29, 2019 22:14
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also on today's gay agenda: -gotta do laundry ahead of pride festivities because I'm getting a big gay washing machine woo also there's glitter in my clothes from making banners -gonna fire up the big gay steamroller this weekend and help lay new patches in the roads around Tower Grove (the patches are queer) -getting my haircut to signal "hey, this sideshave and textured Bob with long bangs mean I'm hella bisexual" -sitting weirdly on any flat object |
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May 29, 2019 22:17
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smokin’ pot and livin’ pan  very stoked for DC Pride again this year |
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May 29, 2019 22:19
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i am not gay but mrs. theknife is bi and many of our closest friends are gay/trans so i'm always here for love and support because they are awesome and y'all are awesome |
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May 29, 2019 22:27
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I'm queer hello. |
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May 29, 2019 22:28
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hamjobs posted:-sitting weirdly on any flat object lol |
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May 29, 2019 22:30
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pride is good and byob pride is good and  and support for all rainbow frens
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May 29, 2019 22:44
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we hold these truths to be self evident, that all flat surfaces are created for me to sit on Macnult posted:smokin’ pot and livin’ pan he'll ya brother I hope you get to see the tamal lady too; she's gonna be by black cat again! |
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May 29, 2019 22:45
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm queer hello. hello welcome, you are ONE OF US |
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May 29, 2019 22:45
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Manifisto posted:pride is good and byob pride is good and thank you 💜 are you gonna go to the parades or any good shows |
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May 29, 2019 22:45
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hamjobs posted:thank you 💜 are you gonna go to the parades or any good shows in a cruel irony I will be far from NYC for the pride march itself but there is such an array of events in June I'm gonna do some stuff for sure! |
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May 29, 2019 22:52
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OK I'm going to have to candlelight dinner everyone posting itt
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May 29, 2019 23:55
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Called my mom to remind her I'm still extremely bi and she was like yeah well At least she didn't tell at me for it this year and even wished me a hap berd even though it's over a week ago but, I mean, I'll take it |
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May 30, 2019 01:31
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Manifisto posted:pride is good and byob pride is good and 
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May 30, 2019 01:57
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That's a solid result!! Good job 
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May 30, 2019 02:00
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Goons Are Great posted:OK I'm going to have to candlelight dinner everyone posting itt I'd like to have a candlelight dinner and kiss someone as nice as you.
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May 30, 2019 02:16
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BYOB is very romance |
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May 30, 2019 02:32
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my mom was genuinely upset that I didn't turn out to be gay
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May 30, 2019 02:39
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'd like to have a candlelight dinner and kiss someone as nice as you. This is going to be so romantic, the guy next to us might be amazed enough to buy an account just to post about this with a heart drawn around us
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Goons Are Great posted:This is going to be so romantic, the guy next to us might be amazed enough to buy an account just to post about this with a heart drawn around us  d'awwwww 
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