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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

This reminds me of my grandpa, who had a functional vintage Coke machine in his garage forever. At parties it would empty of bottles pretty quick, and I'd open the tall thin door and feel the chill on my little kid hand in those dark, empty slots.

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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Code Jockey posted:

I assume you're in Australia by your av, but if you're anywhere near the pacific NW of the USA...

(I already have two racks in my garage, but holy poo poo those look cool and I adore SGI aesthetic)
SGI used to design good gear. The original Indigo is still one of my favourite workstation designs. To quote a post I made on the subject previously (just to include all the case pics):

SubG posted:

Anyway, if we're talking about our favourite desktop cases from the early '90s, mine has to be the SGI Indigo:



It's difficult to see there, but there are two buttons (or tabs or whatever the gently caress you want to call them) right at the top of the front fascia:



Depress both of them with your thumbs and the front fascia swings down and away, revealing the case's component cage:



The big round thing is the speaker, and below it (next to the caution sign) is the power switch (you can toggle it without opening the case by opening the door on the front fascia). The (SCSI) drive bays have a tape drive and two hard drives, all on tool-free drive sleds. On the lefthand side of the cage is that big panel. At the top of the panel is a dzus fastener---one of those things that locks with a quarter turn. Unlock it and:



The panel swings down, giving you access to the processor and graphics cards. Without getting into all of the technical horseshit it's not technically a backplane setup, but it's basically a backplane setup. At the back of the chasis is a boring bus card that is screwed into the case, but all of the other working parts can be pulled out and socketed back in without any tools---drives, memory, motherboard (not technically a motherboard in this case), graphics card.



For environments where you don't want your users to be able to strip your workstations down to the chassis in no time flat, there's a bar lock you can use that runs through the cage and can be locked, preventing what I've just illustrated. You can see the back end of the slot for the bar on the back---it's the horizontal slot under the power connectors. Note that the power supply has a plug and a receptacle---so you can plug your monitor into the workstation's power supply, allowing you to turn both of them on and off together.



It's still a pretty good design even after 25 intervening years of case design.

I still have a shitload of old compute hardware lying around in the garage and in a storage shed: an R8K Indigo2, a DEC Personal Workstation 600, a DEC/Compaq ES40 (that's probably going to sit in the garage until I sell the place because fuuuuuuuck manhandling that beast out of the rack), a whole shitload of Sun pizza boxes (an Ultra 2, I think I might still have an original Ultra, a SPARC 20, a couple SPARC 5s, an Ultra 5, and gently caress if I can remember what all else), and enough crappy old 1U x86 hardware to run a couple startups.

Nowdays I don't think I keep anything powered up that isn't a tiny-rear end low-power fanless thing.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Code Jockey posted:

I assume you're in Australia by your av, but if you're anywhere near the pacific NW of the USA...

(I already have two racks in my garage, but holy poo poo those look cool and I adore SGI aesthetic)

Yeah, nowhere near the US. That friend had a huge collection of SGI computers all the way down from the Origin 3800. He very rarely fired the 3800 up, though, seeing as the CPU and hundreds of hard drives in the array used many kilowatts of electricity.
As you say, SGI had a great aesthetic. That's the reason I grabbed the rack when I had the chance - it was just too beautiful to pass up. Not only is it that wonderful colour, but it has an awesome internal distribution panel that goes from 3-phase down to a massive number of household power sockets. Not that I can think of a use for it that would need me to have 3-phase put in. The best I can come up with is to put a fridge in it.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chairman Mao posted:

These both actually still work on the latest version of Windows.

Johnny Castaway: https://www.screensaversplanet.com/help/guides/windows/how-to-run-johnny-castaway-on-windows-64-bit-28

After Dark (flying toasters, etc...) https://youtu.be/zTz__hvOQus check the comments section for a fix/workaround for the settings panel

Flying toasters on modern mac os has some issues when you let it run for a long time

Source: installed it on our build machine at work

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

doctorfrog posted:

This reminds me of my grandpa, who had a functional vintage Coke machine in his garage forever. At parties it would empty of bottles pretty quick, and I'd open the tall thin door and feel the chill on my little kid hand in those dark, empty slots.

Phrasing!

Awesome, I'll tell my former Coke-worker buddy about that. It will put a smile on his face!
He has one of these heavy fuckers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZH3nIWI_Q

Batshit. Wanna buy one? It's in my shed.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I posted in this thread I think (well one of the retro tech threads) fixing an old MP3 player and part of the post dealt with rubberised plastic going sticky. I found my Neo Geo X and the back is starting to go sticky. I am drunk and it's 2am but amazingly found that this random screen cleaner I've had for years works a drat treat!

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


My grandfather passed recently, and we've been cleaning out his old office, which was a treasure trove of ancient stuff. Boxes on boxes of vacuum tubes, over a half-dozen radios.

Then this:




Apparently, this is a home-made Crystal Radio that he had stowed away for...whatever reason.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



J.A.B.C. posted:

My grandfather passed recently, and we've been cleaning out his old office, which was a treasure trove of ancient stuff. Boxes on boxes of vacuum tubes, over a half-dozen radios.

Then this:




Apparently, this is a home-made Crystal Radio that he had stowed away for...whatever reason.

That's awesome! Post more stuff as you find it. Any shortwave receivers in the stack? Those are always cool, not least because they'll often have old radio stations marked on the dial like BERLIN and MOSCOW.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Pham Nuwen posted:

That's awesome! Post more stuff as you find it. Any shortwave receivers in the stack? Those are always cool, not least because they'll often have old radio stations marked on the dial like BERLIN and MOSCOW.

So, all of the older CB stuff has been spoken for by his brother, and we're packing it up and moving it to him. So the tubes and a couple of the radios got packed away.

But we still have some out, like this old Pearce-Simpson Companion CB:



A still-working Gladding Islander set:



An old Zenith X330 AM-FM, along with a car-mounted CB:



And a Realistic DX-300 short-wave:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Good time to take up a soldering hobby and make a small tube amp? I'm annoyed that we seem to have lost the stash of tubes my great-grandfather left; it would have been neat to repurpose a few of those for something I might actually use.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Not really a relic but people might be interested:



Edit: Fixed link

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 07:42 on Jun 1, 2019

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1134233732334964738

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1133893978615681025

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1133349475194462208

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1132277639752933376

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1131913952127082497

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/843734149894758401

Watch out. You never know what will attack on you.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



:yikes:

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


What could did possibly absolutely go wrong?

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016



"The game that takes no prisoners"
:staredog:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Known Lecher posted:

"The game that takes no prisoners"
:staredog:

So, uh, which of the many plausible horrible 90s wars is that photo from?

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Actually I think it is from one of the Windows 95 launch queues.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Computer viking posted:

So, uh, which of the many plausible horrible 90s wars is that photo from?

Looks like "The Road of Death" to me, so Gulf War

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Right, that's about the level of edginess I expect from a late-90s game ad.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


For context, that was when the US carpetbombed and incinerated an entire convoy of fleeing/retreating Iraqi troops, which would have taken place only about 5-6 years prior to them using a photo of it in an ad with the tagline "the game that takes no prisoners", so uh.... yeah.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Humphreys posted:

Not really a relic but people might be interested:



Fixed. Imgur changed something in their interface, now you have to explicitly do the "copy image location" (from right-clicking on the image itself) to get the forums-ready image URL.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

what.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
i played that bubsy on the snes. it was kind of a pile but i liked it anyway

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




had it on the genesis and it was OK, but tough as nails

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


You all probably follow LGR already but this got a few nostalgic chuckles out of me: banner & tshirt making on a dot matrix printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htjxFdG78M0

I dreamed of printing with a colour ribbon one day, like those rich professionals I had seen on magazines :allears:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Someone in the comments for that video said that making banners was the 3D printing of the 90s and I'll be damned if that isn't the truth.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh my god it still exists

https://www.broderbund.com/catalog/product/view/id/764

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The space jam website of software

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoI9EKRioHc

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Haha holy poo poo good for you Broderbund (man that's an old company too)

I think I had a version of Print Shop Pro for every pre-Pentium computer I had. It was just... everywhere

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I have like a dozen little desktop published greeting cards from my high school girlfriend in a box somewhere.

The DPI is on the scale of 'bad pointilism landscape' but even at 30-something I still think it's neat you could make a little card and personalize it.

I remember making my own and eventually figuring out how you take a Letter-sized paper, divide into quadrants, and the top left becomes the front cover, etc.

Eventually we moved on to sending e-cards. Those were cool (midi music my crap Apple Performa couldn't play, animations!)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I wonder how it can even print banners nowadays now that tractor-feed paper is gone.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Data Graham posted:

I wonder how it can even print banners nowadays now that tractor-feed paper is gone.

Have you ever heard of ebay?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Data Graham posted:

I wonder how it can even print banners nowadays now that tractor-feed paper is gone.

Who says it's gone? Office Depot's website lists three dozen different varieties.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
As long as there is an auto shop running a DOS computer, there will be tractor feed paper.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean yes I understand that it is possible to obtain both the paper and the printers. I’m saying that what made The Print Shop the killer app of the 80s was that they were ubiquitous.

Today you can’t just go “hey holy poo poo am I high, ima make a banner that says ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US to hang up outside my cubicle” unless you’re prepared to spend a lot of time with a glue stick

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

barbecue at the folks posted:

You all probably follow LGR already but this got a few nostalgic chuckles out of me: banner & tshirt making on a dot matrix printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htjxFdG78M0

I dreamed of printing with a colour ribbon one day, like those rich professionals I had seen on magazines :allears:

He liked my cool crab comment :hearteyes:

(I REALLY want a CC Shirt)

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I prefer the term belt-fed fully automatic printer

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Now just imagine if that goon had carried an 80s era Dot Matrix printer to Stacy's house.

Dude would have been a beast.

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Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!
Haven't seen this mentioned in a while. The DeathStar HDD that failed so hard that it would lathe the magnetic coating off the platters:

https://www.astro.ufl.edu/~ken/crash/index.html

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