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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:my mom was genuinely upset that I didn't turn out to be gay me too, get gay |
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I'm just glad my kid turned out to be human tbh idec what they do other than stay alive and stay sweet like obv don't smoke crack but that's just good life advice |
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hamjobs posted:me too, get gay
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hamjobs posted:me too, get gay ...fine
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There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. 1. I always felt self conscious about my lips because they are large and pink and feminine with a prominent Cupid's Bow and philtrum. I used to literally pull my lips in for hours a day to make them look thinner. poo poo was dumb and I was basically hiding one of my best attributes. 2. My freaking gymnast's butt and legs weren't being put in leggings. Gender roles are stupid af because they make dudes hate positive aspects of themselves. |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. Everyone should celebrate their good rear end features and also leggings are for everyone, gently caress gender roles, because leggings are comfy |
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hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me |
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Minus Green posted:hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me Bring Your Own Bisexuality |
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Bring your own (b)acronym |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. As a compromise you may feel absolutely free to post that butt right now. For scientific evaluation only, of course.
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i'm gay as hell* *actually bisexual but that's four times the syllables |
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Goons Are Great posted:As a compromise you may feel absolutely free to post that butt right now. For scientific evaluation only, of course. that rear end is viewable by PM only trust me I took the plunge and I'll never look back |
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Android Blues posted:i'm gay as hell* ![]() |
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sounds pretty gay op ![]() |
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Android Blues posted:i'm gay as hell* extremely same
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Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls Personally and sexually that is, women are great people, like, the greatest probably and oh God please don't hate me now
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Goons Are Great posted:Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls No I get that, you're good. Personally: girls are soft and smell nice and omg |
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Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" |
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hamjobs posted:Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" Lol |
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Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high.
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Goons Are Great posted:Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high. Same, thankfully bf smells exactly like a patchouli-laced grove of Birch on fire and it is far and away the sexiest smell |
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I'd gently caress that burning tree tbh
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Only in tree consent obviously
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hamjobs posted:Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" lol |
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hamjobs posted:Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" lmao |
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![]() Get big gay or you get a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks |
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hamjobs posted:
what if my wife just dresses really masculine? tbh, she looks really good with a mustache
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:what if my wife just dresses really masculine? tbh, she looks really good with a mustache this is also fine poverty goat posted:drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks HIGHLY recommended |
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poverty goat posted:drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks |
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maybe you could just think about butts |
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Butt sucking is a compromise
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Blow air into the butt for a surprise. |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Blow air into the butt for a surprise. The surprise is an air embolism??? |
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hamjobs posted:The surprise is an air embolism??? It makes a bunch of beefy airy farts. |
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some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work. What a loser. Strike him. |
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I just learned about Bi+ and I feel more learned in this gay as hell thread. I'm Bi+ OP. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work. Punch him in the butt parts for me, he's not invited to the brick throwing party. |
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BallisticClipboard posted:I just learned about Bi+ and I feel more learned in this gay as hell thread. I'm Bi+ OP. Same ![]() |
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