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I'm Snarry Shitwon e: gently caress it here's a list of em all https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KOP4mNAX5R0N_dODE6j2gHTK2oTXCIrhAQ0dEniaYFw/edit#gid=0 MaliciousOnion has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Kuros posted:https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1134481664401399808 Call the Dorse Hintline for the hottest tips and tricks
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm Bobson Dugnutt.
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I’m Mr. Shitwon. E: drat somebody else claimed it
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Cartoon Man posted:I’m Mr. Shitwon.
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FactsAreUseless posted:You can be Mr. Shittoo more like Mr. Shitlose amirite
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I'm Dan Boyo
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Rarr Dick is the only winner.
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Someone supposedly compiled all the names in a spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KOP4mNAX5R0N_dODE6j2gHTK2oTXCIrhAQ0dEniaYFw/edit?usp=sharing
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Mr. Fix It posted:I'm Dan Boyo Hi Dan, how's Ireland these days
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Do not google Dorse.
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Sagebrush posted:Captain America knew about every major disaster from 1945 to 2019 and didn't tell anyone ACTUALLY He would know about the disasters that happened between 2010 and 2023. He would have to read up on the disasters between 1945 and 2010. So Cap may have gone back to 1945 and have only vaguely heard of 1 or 2 major hurricanes and also 9/11. But Cap didn't say anything about 9/11 because he knew America deserved it.
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Steve Rodgers could've prevented the Iraq war and did nothing to stop it.
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Captain America loves him some oil
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:But Cap didn't say anything about 9/11 because he knew America deserved it.
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Holy poo poo. I want that big dog shirt with cap on it, would wearAzhais posted:Captain America loves him some oil
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RareAcumen posted:Steve Rodgers could've prevented the Iraq war and did nothing to stop it. I was really confused how some random Australian politician could have stopped the Iraq War for a second there.
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This needs to be just one stranger in the middle, otherwise the original trolley problem asserts itself over the prisoners dilemma. Also why the gently caress do things from Tumblr always need to include one or two throwaway comments at the bottom? We don't need the hype men or various nerdy versions of "lol omg" voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 07:14 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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It's a laughtrack for images
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bike tory posted:This needs to be just one stranger in the middle, otherwise the original trolley problem asserts itself over the prisoners dilemma. Nah, because then not throwing a switch trades two lives for one. With 3 in the center there's always a stake for all parties
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Nah, because then not throwing a switch trades two lives for one. How so? Currently, not throwing the switch kills one person, throwing the switch either kills 3 or possibly 13. Like I said, the trolley problem asserts itself over the prisoners dilemma because it isn't clear that being the only one to flip the switch is the preferred option. Having one person in the middle means that it's a clearly preferable option (apart from some of the particularly hard line trolley problem solvers) until you take into account the prisoners dilemma element.
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bike tory posted:This needs to be just one stranger in the middle, otherwise the original trolley problem asserts itself over the prisoners dilemma. I always called them hangers-on and they can usually ride the traction of the original meme. They're very selectively cropped of course but they almost always follow the format in the one above, where one person has some brief throwaway comment like "I'm screaming" or something followed by another person who tries to lamely add on to the joke with some kind of glib bullshit where their username is most definitely visible so that they can pin a post about how their girlfriend needs help paying rent so please donate
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Heath posted:I always called them hangers-on and they can usually ride the traction of the original meme. They're very selectively cropped of course but they almost always follow the format in the one above, where one person has some brief throwaway comment like "I'm screaming" Sounds like a call for help? I hope they're OK
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bike tory posted:How so? Math. 1+1=2
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Math. It's supposed to be a thing about how you make decisions based on illogical input when people you care about are on the line. Literally zero surprise that a goon has a problem understanding this. (not you) (maybe you, I can't keep track of this poo poo)
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Memento posted:It's supposed to be a thing about how you make decisions based on illogical input when people you care about are on the line. The gimmick is that mathematically you can't justify. Possible scenarios: If neither pulls: 1 red and 1 blue die, 13 live If red pulls: 6 red live, 5 blue live, red killed 3 yellow, blue allowed 1 blue to die If blue pulls: 6 blue live, 5 red live, blue killed 3 yellow, and red allowed 1 red to die If both pull: 6 red die, 6 blue die, 3 yellow die If you lower the yellow number to one the moral question of the first option gets easier because you're trading 1 life (a red or a blue) for 1 yellow, instead of 1 (1 blue or 1 red) for 3 yellow. Hence the yellow number is 3 to escape mathematical moralizing. The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 09:21 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Kuros posted:https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1134481664401399808 lol this is just monkey cheese random poo poo I'm not even certain the original is real, but they at least put some effort into making it look real, and that makes it funny. This is garbage.
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Oh. https://twitter.com/Kreuzader/status/841124218389561344
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The original, actual names are so good. Sleve McDichael is me
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Everyone always wants to be Bobson Dugnutt, and to be honest, so do I
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Phlegmish posted:Everyone always wants to be Bobson Dugnutt, and to be honest, so do I Yet everyone here is a Scott Dourque. Dourques as far as the eye can see.
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Krabboss posted:The original, actual names are so good. Sleve McDichael is me
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CannonFodder posted:Yet everyone here is a Scott Dourque. Dourques as far as the eye can see. Check your pms, i sent you a dourque
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Heath posted:I always called them hangers-on and they can usually ride the traction of the original meme. They're very selectively cropped of course but they almost always follow the format in the one above, where one person has some brief throwaway comment like "I'm screaming" or something followed by another person who tries to lamely add on to the joke with some kind of glib bullshit where their username is most definitely visible so that they can pin a post about how their girlfriend needs help paying rent so please donate Do not disparage the tumblr hype man
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I'm screaming
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
You son of a bitch
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