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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Gripweed posted:

dies on the toilet

I dunno a bunch of prosperity gospel jackasses gonna pray extra hard for their fat orange idol of capitalism

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RandomBlue posted:

gently caress you. Also I've never watched Citizen Kane or Gone with the Wind. gently caress that poo poo.

the only reason to watch Gone With The Wind is for Hattie McDaniel, the first black american to win an Oscar ever

the reasons not to watch it is that even though her role is both extremely racist (and also relatively mild for 1939) it is 100% purestrain southern apologia

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


prsobally i dont think anyone should have a private jet not jesus or even charles barkley

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/dappergander/status/1135029575422009344

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tereeersppppptsss

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bulgakov posted:

i read ur posts i think ur a good writer :)

wish i could link you to my old short story, "Midnight Otto the Truck Stop Men's Room Clown"

but it aint showing up on my blogger search

oh well. i wrote it a decade ago. my writing was much clunkier then. didnt know how to trim the fat from it

its about a trucker who reconnects with his dad in a truck stop men's room

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
and then it all made sense

his mother crying and storming out of the room when he watched Bozo every afternoon

the oversized shoes on the entryway carpet

the mysterious honking at n ight

he knew hsi father was the clown. in the men's room.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

loving

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


america is a trash-tier demon cracker shithole

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


fuckin yikes

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Turdfuzz posted:

america is a trash-tier demon cracker shithole

thanks, I missed this post

I vote Duncan hunter gets tried for his crimes as well

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Pohl posted:

lol, you seriously don't know anyone that smokes weed?

One thing I learned after legalization lifted the taboo of discussing such things is that p much everyone I know was smoking pot

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




apparently all kinds of Q internet drama was going on

https://twitter.com/AnOpenSecret/status/1135024231060824064

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


1 minute to trump prayer time people, battle stations

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Ov5jzm3j8

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Endless Trash posted:

1 minute to trump prayer time people, battle stations

...hail Satan!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

dads friend steve posted:

thanks, I missed this post

I vote Duncan hunter gets tried for his crimes as well

oh like u havent killed hundreds every time u jerked off

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Fuuuuuuuuuuccccck

Youuiuuuui

Sixer me binch

I dare you

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1135006943792099328

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Poniard posted:

if its really hot again tomorrow im gonna get a slurpee or whatever slurpee ripoff royal farms has because that garbage is closer

$1 any size

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Mustached Demon posted:

I dunno a bunch of prosperity gospel jackasses gonna pray extra hard for their fat orange idol of capitalism

Imagine how many things would be named after Trump if he dies in office

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

tacodaemon posted:

apparently all kinds of Q internet drama was going on

https://twitter.com/AnOpenSecret/status/1135024231060824064
https://twitter.com/girl_gavel/status/1135028340950274048

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

tacodaemon posted:

apparently all kinds of Q internet drama was going on

https://twitter.com/AnOpenSecret/status/1135024231060824064

thougts and prayer

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lol I can still post

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
C-SPAM, my air conditioning went out this afternoon so we're sleeping in the basement. Wish me luck that it won't cost a poo poo load come Monday when I call somebody to come fox it.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

fuckin boomer death cultists

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Gripweed posted:

Imagine how many things would be named after Trump if he dies in office

scuse me while i take a trump

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


snoo
Jul 5, 2007




my coworkers went out with our old boss late last night and got drunk and one of them asked me today if I was a late-night kinda person bc they didn't know and would've invited me if I was, and I was like, nah, but it was kind of them to ask

but also I'm not rly into getting drunk, let alone with a couple of 19 year olds, and then having my supervisor drive us home drunk tbqh

geez

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gripweed posted:

Imagine how many things would be named after Trump if he dies in office

thank you chuck schummer

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccck

Youuiuuuui

Sixer me binch

I dare you

You cuckles

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





<3 <3 <3

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I just wanna eat wings, laugh, not get drunk, and not die on the way home

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Fake news xuxckc

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

snoo posted:

I just wanna eat wings, laugh, not get drunk, and not die on the way home

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I'm non-binary and so is my spouse so everything we do is gay :getin:

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