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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I smell a very special Judge Judy episode

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.


Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
I can draw better than any of these people. How do I satisfy these freaks kinks while also making coin?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


They didn't know it at the time, but this is exactly the kind of customer that those artist marketplace sites like Etsy and poo poo had in mind when they launched

e:

Spectral Debt posted:

I can draw better than any of these people. How do I satisfy these freaks kinks while also making coin?

Serious answer is to spend enough time doing it that you have a portfolio and can be easily found through one of those sites.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's not that specific guys, see, there's also a redhead

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Those are pretty tame for deviantart fetishes.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Bert Roberge posted:

Those are pretty tame for deviantart fetishes.

Literally the white bread of deviantart fetishes.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Sandwich ...

.. factories

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


What happens when that dude is shopping and happens upon a big titted blond tasked with getting a lot of bread?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

TontoCorazon posted:

What happens when that dude is shopping and happens upon a big titted blond tasked with getting a lot of bread?

He crawls backwards out of the store meowing like a cat

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
There was an AMA with the guy that requested these pieces, and says he likes big busted blonde women buying bread because the texture of wonderbread makes him think of his ex girlfriend's breasts.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


TontoCorazon posted:

What happens when that dude is shopping and happens upon a big titted blond tasked with getting a lot of bread?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Sestze posted:

There was an AMA with the guy that requested these pieces, and says he likes big busted blonde women buying bread because the texture of wonderbread makes him think of his ex girlfriend's breasts.

That is perhaps the least plausible explanation imaginable.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Data Graham posted:

That is perhaps the least plausible explanation imaginable.

Seriously, we all know breasts feel like a bag of sand.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

TontoCorazon posted:

What happens when that dude is shopping and happens upon a big titted blond tasked with getting a lot of bread?

That's how fetishes are born.That very much did happen.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Phlegmish posted:

It's not that specific guys, see, there's also a redhead

I could be wrong, but I think the redhead is the woman from the Filthy Sausage movie with Seth Rogen?

edited to include picture :

IncredibleIgloo has a new favorite as of 22:48 on Jun 1, 2019

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
So like...did he spend ages in various shops testing different loafs?

hmm *squeeze squeeze* hmmmm nah, next brand *squeeze squeeze* hmmmmm
"mommy why is that man-"
"don't make eye contact, hurry now"

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

bike tory posted:

They didn't know it at the time, but this is exactly the kind of customer that those artist marketplace sites like Etsy and poo poo had in mind when they launched

e:


Serious answer is to spend enough time doing it that you have a portfolio and can be easily found through one of those sites.

I just need to create an alias, I do not want to that to be coming back to me.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Data Graham posted:

That is perhaps the least plausible explanation imaginable.

Maybe he didn't mean the bread was like his ex's breasts, just that they reminded him of his ex's breasts. Like maybe they did a bit of foodplay in the bedroom. A titfuck sandwich?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Now we're talkin

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

PYF Funny Pictures: A titfuck sandwich

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

It’s a regular titfuck but she puts a slice of Wonderbread on each boob first.

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009


I'm the wonder bread themed chainsaw.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Dog just got welcomed by morally inept to his forever home.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Donald Sutherland's looking well.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Sestze posted:

There was an AMA with the guy that requested these pieces, and says he likes big busted blonde women buying bread because the texture of wonderbread makes him think of his ex girlfriend's breasts.

Do you have a link to this?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

What happens when that dude is shopping and happens upon a big titted blond tasked with getting a lot of bread?

he uses his cart (preemptively filled with bags of cat litter) to mask his erection while crab walking to the dairy section

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Now we're talkin

Yea you like that

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

What hump?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:hmmyes:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I so want to pet this doggo.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/nikhil_palsingh/status/1134836595020972032?s=19

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Needs the Ulster Red Hand for that final :discourse: touch

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

NtotheTC posted:



It's nice when people patch things up


OK I can understand that this tattoo would discourage him from cheating, (any woman he tries to have sex with would probably see it, and know he is married), but it says he is a "whore/prostitute lover". I doubt any sex worker would care about this tattoo, so long as he pays their going rate.

Also, dude could still cheat with impunity coz all he has to do is say "Yeah, my ex wife made me get it. She was a controlling bitch, and I was a submissive dishrag to get this tattoo. But I am in a different place now. Lets bone." (Which I am sure makes him irresistible to the ladies.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Phlegmish posted:

Needs the Ulster Red Hand for that final :discourse: touch
a pub in belfast had the confederate flag, the israeli flag, and i poo poo you not the apartheid south african flag

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

jesus WEP posted:

a pub in belfast had the confederate flag, the israeli flag, and i poo poo you not the apartheid south african flag

The only reason why I don't hold not burning it down against you is your adorable and uplifting avatar.


It's my favorite avatar on the forum.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Purgatory Glory posted:

That's how fetishes are born.That very much did happen.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



jesus WEP posted:

a pub in belfast had the confederate flag, the israeli flag, and i poo poo you not the apartheid south african flag

We have to go deeper, quick what's the old Rhodesian flag

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