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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

nankeen posted:

the best way i've found to cheer myself up is to seek the counsel of a little white dog

Tell the little white dog I said greetings

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nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Tell the little white dog I said greetings
he is incredibly grumpy today because it's raining, he transforms into a small silent blob of sadness that floats through the house spreading gloom

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




nankeen posted:

the best way i've found to cheer myself up is to seek the counsel of a little white dog

nankeen posted:

he is incredibly grumpy today because it's raining, he transforms into a small silent blob of sadness that floats through the house spreading gloom

:thunk:

Im allergic to dogs though, which sucks because dogs can be super cute and wholesome.

I have cats though, and they can be just as enjoyable when they arent barfing all over the rugs. They catch and kill spiders for me too which is a bonus.

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
i've found the secret is to put him in a little jacket, it turns him back into a clown and nullifies his tragic power

quote:

Im allergic to dogs though, which sucks because dogs can be super cute and wholesome.

I have cats though, and they can be just as enjoyable when they arent barfing all over the rugs. They catch and kill spiders for me too which is a bonus.
cats are cool, i wish i could have one but i intend to have wildlife inside and outside the house and cats are just too wily

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
1999 was 20 years ago

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

1999 was 20 years ago

*Screams internally.*

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
we're closer to 2040 than the release of men in black (1997)

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
j e s u s

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Suddenly feeling old and it aint a good feeling.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
I was born in 1995 binch

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Not too long ago I went through old CDs and poo poo I got in the 90s and so much of it is awful I honestly dont know what I was thinking back then.

I also found a stash of cassette tapes that included Metallica's Master of Puppets and Run DMC's Raising Hell that I remember being told by my parents to never play around and hide from my very evangelical grandparents when they would come to visit. :v:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Lightning Knight posted:

I was born in 1995 binch

Enjoy your youth because its only a few years until the aches develop and kids start using slang you dont know and have never heard of music or movies you grew up on.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
im the kind of black that doesnt crack but does have heart problems :sigh:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
elon musk build me a self driving robot heart to mars

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I ordered some weed. I hope this helps with all my old age problems.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

exmarx posted:

we're closer to 2040 than the release of men in black (1997)

:eyepop:

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

im the kind of black that doesnt crack but does have heart problems :sigh:

well at least you know and can hopefully adjust your lifestyle to compensate a bit for the risk

something happen? is it congenial? can you sacrifice something to the elder gods to get out of it?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

in ageing news i am developing a bald spot which for some reason freaks me out

going to have to start cutting my hair short, which doesn't look good on me

curse you, human degeneration

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
My girlfriend pointed out that I'm greying at the temples already which is exciting because I've always hoped to go grey before going bald

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
balding is the one problem nobody in my family in recorded history has ever had to deal with, which makes me think we're the awful product of generations upon generations upon generations of lunatics who chose life partners based exclusively on their magnificent hair

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Bunch of loving proto-Boomers itt

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Randler posted:

Bunch of loving proto-Boomers itt

don't you literally wear suspenders on a regular basis

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Being 20 is the new 50 though. For some reason it seems to also work vice versa.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Goons Are Great posted:

Being 20 is the new 50 though. For some reason it seems to also work vice versa.

https://twitter.com/diascaping/status/1131962002740523010

:thunk:

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

V. Illych L. posted:

in ageing news i am developing a bald spot which for some reason freaks me out

going to have to start cutting my hair short, which doesn't look good on me

curse you, human degeneration
You could wear the Donald Trump. Or you could consider it the Ernie McCracken, if that helps.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


That was mean. :colbert:

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

exmarx posted:

we're closer to 2040 than the release of men in black (1997)

Cleopatra (the famous one) lived closer in history to man landing on the Moon than the building of the pyramids

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I'm 35 and in general it whips rear end

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
quick update on my hair. after freaking out about it thinning out last year i've had an outbreak of lush and vigorous growth and my my fears are quelled for the moment

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Furnaceface posted:

Enjoy your youth because its only a few years until the aches develop and kids start using slang you dont know and have never heard of music or movies you grew up on.

This is already true and I only graduated from high school six years ago. Y’all are fuckin’ ancient dude.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i'm 26 and i know that yeet in past tense is yote, dab is dobe, and nothing in my body hurts

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i'm 26 and i know that yeet in past tense is yote, dab is dobe, and nothing in my body hurts

Going to ask it for everyone here: What?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
just lol if you dont know what yeet is

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

just lol if you dont know what yeet is

Not everybody has played Angband.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Lightning Knight posted:

This is already true and I only graduated from high school six years ago. Y’all are fuckin’ ancient dude.

About to turn 36 and there are days I do feel ancient. Its... not pleasant.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i'm 26 and i know that yeet in past tense is yote, dab is dobe, and nothing in my body hurts

And youre still older than exmarx by like a decade.

old man

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Furnaceface posted:

About to turn 36 and there are days I do feel ancient. Its... not pleasant.


And youre still older than ex:mad:marx by like a decade.

old man

ill call Jānis to ask him drink naked in his garage again :mad:

also pot meet kettle etc

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Randler posted:

Not everybody has played Angband.

i laughed very hard at this

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




cinci zoo sniper posted:

ill call Jānis to ask him drink naked in his garage again :mad:

also pot meet kettle etc

Funny you mention that. They are outside on the front porch in speedos drinking and blasting Limp Bizkit to try and drown out the Indian music being blasted from the other side of my house by a bunch of drunk college kids.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




It just occurred to me that my neighbours are Latvian volkerball.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




lol

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