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Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

insta posted:

BPC doesn't have half its mass in sugar

Also what does "meth-scab-skin" have to do with dry skin?

Dry as in wine: low in sugar.

Hence, honey.

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

its exfoliation, you philistines.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

its exfoliation, you philistines.

No, that can't be it. A sugar scrub is hardly a lifehack.

I believe the coffee is key. If you grind coffee all up in your pores you'll smell like coffee for days, and therefore no one will notice your dry skin.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
The coffee has oils that make your skin nice. When I worked at Starbucks we took a few espresso pucks home sometimes to scrub with.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


This poo poo is dead simple, everyone that isn't me is just looking at it from the wrong direction.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Are those essential oils? You better be careful with that poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Karate Bastard posted:

Are those essential oils? You better be careful with that poo poo.

But they cure cancer!!
Just eat them and a half cup of turmeric every day.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Strong stuff. You probably shouldn't be taking that unless you have cancer. Not to be trifled with.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You can't spell essential without ES, TIA

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6r2BsYEtIM

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

That disabled comments section :allears:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Pyrotoad posted:

That disabled comments section :allears:

It's a youtube comment section, that's redundant.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Probably a lot of people commenting genuinely on a too-accurate-to-life comedy sketch.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

https://twitter.com/cuteconsoles/status/1125845528246251520

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
All the way through that I had the option to turn it off.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

and yet you didn’t

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

If I had a cask I would try it because that's the type of idiot I am

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

SpacePig posted:

Probably a lot of people commenting genuinely on a too-accurate-to-life comedy sketch.

They had an earlier show that provided helpful cooking instructions! Only slightly outside the scope of this thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYqphYFFC8M

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

RandomPauI posted:

They had an earlier show that provided helpful cooking instructions! Only slightly outside the scope of this thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYqphYFFC8M

Wrong one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LhgJjicMz8

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

insta posted:

BPC doesn't have half its mass in sugar

Also what does "meth-scab-skin" have to do with dry skin?

Those look eerily similar to my legs. I just scratch till I bleed. The itching never stops. Moisturizing just creates angry red bumps similar to razor burn that also itch. :iiam:

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
This is definitely the article of clothing I want to wear elsewhere on my body!



Sorry for huge, not sure show to embed the mp4 version for this site.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

pseudorandom posted:

This is definitely the article of clothing I want to wear elsewhere on my body!



Perfect answer for all those pairs with shidding farding and cumming stains.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


pseudorandom posted:

Sorry for huge, not sure show to embed the mp4 version for this site.

You just paste the link. It won't embed in the preview but it will in the actual post.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

pseudorandom posted:

This is definitely the article of clothing I want to wear elsewhere on my body!



Sorry for huge, not sure show to embed the mp4 version for this site.

I think the idea is that you use a new pair ($5) to save money, instead of buying a sports bra top ($20).

It’s still stupid as gently caress.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


AlbieQuirky posted:

I think the idea is that you use a new pair ($5) to save money, instead of buying a sports bra top ($20).

It’s still stupid as gently caress.

American Eagle boxer briefs are $15-20 though.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

food court bailiff posted:

American Eagle boxer briefs are $15-20 though.

AE bralettes are apparently $25 to $40, so it’s still a bargain. gently caress, that poo poo is overpriced!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


AlbieQuirky posted:

AE bralettes are apparently $25 to $40, so it’s still a bargain. gently caress, that poo poo is overpriced!

If dudes needed them they would be in 5 packs for like :10bux:

Is there a patriarchy emote?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I cannot imagine that band providing enough support

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Killingyouguy! posted:

I cannot imagine that band providing enough support

That's what makes it a lifehack. Instead of buying the correct tool for the job you half-rear end create something to do the job for you

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The real hack is that the built in fly gives you somewhere to put your phone. Something no other women's sports product has considered.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Elfface posted:

The real hack is that the built in fly gives you somewhere to put your phone. Something no other women's sports product has considered.

I've worked in retail long enough to know that cleavage works for that exact purpose. Ain't nothing like being handed sweaty boob money

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Len posted:

I've worked in retail long enough to know that cleavage works for that exact purpose. Ain't nothing like being handed sweaty boob money

A lady who frequents the local on weekends keeps notes on the right and coins on the left. I guess having a system is important.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
"...and that comes to $14.37"

"Oh, just a second, I have change"
*Roots around in cleavage purse, pulling out lipstick, tissues, wallet, gum, cigarettes, keys...*

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Elfface posted:

The real hack is that the built in fly gives you somewhere to put your phone. Something no other women's sports product has considered.

I assume :thejoke:, but just for clarity there are fucktons of sports bras with pockets.

But making your own stupid-looking one out of men’s underpants is cheaper, there’s that.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

CzarChasm posted:

"...and that comes to $14.37"

"Oh, just a second, I have change"
*Roots around in cleavage purse, pulling out lipstick, tissues, wallet, gum, cigarettes, keys...*

I once saw a strand up act where the comic pulled a shaker, a bottle of OJ, a bottle of vodka, and a glass out of her bra and made herself a screwdriver while doing her act.

I wish I could remember who it was.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jim Gaffigan?

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Someone said the fist time I saw this that that is actually her placenta.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Chitin posted:

I once saw a strand up act where the comic pulled a shaker, a bottle of OJ, a bottle of vodka, and a glass out of her bra and made herself a screwdriver while doing her act.

I wish I could remember who it was.

Well, on the HBO Pee-Wee's Playhouse (his stage show), Miss Yvonne kept pulling things out of her cleavage. One of the final ones was a full sized cam of hairspray.

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

This was actually pretty clever when I figured out what was going on.


Tail light was broken, so they threaded a long wire from the trailer hitch lighting connector and stuck a magnetic brake/blinker light in place of the light assembly.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/jhedelstein/status/1135578187138838528
Never buy toiletpaper again in your life:byodood:

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