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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

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Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

bike tory posted:

I'm so sorry this thread took a hard swing in the incel direction and I think I started it



Sent this to an Aaron.

Replied "gently caress Aaalyia" who is apparently a coworker.

There's always a more Ayish fish.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

This man is a genius.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Screaming Idiot posted:

This man is a genius.
His genius is always contained in 4 panels.

-------- Props ------- | ----------- Process--------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------
His final product | What he was cosplaying

He hits it out of the park every single time.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sponge Baathist posted:

Yeah they reposted the picture I posted on page 1134

Thats the hell number in australia

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

CannonFodder posted:

His genius is always contained in 4 panels.

-------- Props ------- | ----------- Process--------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------
His final product | What he was cosplaying

He hits it out of the park every single time.

I wish I had some way to tell him I admire his creativity, as well as how he went from being a chubby goon to getting ripped while still being a comedy genius.

EDIT: Everything about that man is blessed.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
In my head-cannon his four panel images are also always loss.jpg so that just solidifies everything.

Like, I know it isn't loss but I refuse to believe in that reality so I just conclude a loss in the image anyway. It's better this way.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Tiny Lowtax posted:

Dude is 50 years old 🤷‍♂️

Luke Perry just died at 52 so the clock's ticking on ol Merry man

https://twitter.com/emiface/status/1134894289899704321

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Jun 2, 2019

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Death Stranding looks like it could be interesting but probably not that interesting and probably actually just confusing and full of weird nonsense like most Kojima games. The gameplay so far seems to be "run around and punch stuff" which is like


ehhhh

Even if it's a bunch of horseshit I still applaud it if only because it's so weird and at least appears to try to be doing something new

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I look forward to playing Death Stranding so I can say "meh, that was ok" and immediately forget about it because the game play was dog poo poo but the story was kinda decent.



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Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice




The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Thank you, comrade.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I look forward to playing Death Stranding so I can say "meh, that was ok" and immediately forget about it because the game play was dog poo poo but the story was kinda decent.



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Ooh-ooh, are Jeff Goldblum memes trending?

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
All I know about Death Stranding is that Kojima has a celebrity crush on Mads Mikkelsen, so the game is just fan-fiction featuring him and other celebs.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
What else do you need to know?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

If I had a multi-million dollar budget and several million of that was earmarked for celebrity voice-overs and mocap, you'd better believe I'd hire the celebrities I thought were cool and wanted to hang out with.

Bioware, hire me to make Knights of the Old Republic III starring Barack Obama and Aubrey Plaza, please.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Solar Tornado posted:

All I know about Death Stranding is that Kojima has a celebrity crush on Mads Mikkelsen, so the game is just fan-fiction featuring him and other celebs.

I know that somebody once referred to the teaser as “Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus,” and that’s what the game is called now as far as I’m concerned.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Do you have any idea how weird it is that people consume video game cartoon animal gently caress fantasies as just part of their 24-hour attention slurry

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

There is a non-zero chance that someone who has committed murder, that is to say ended the life of someone who ate meals and knew how to write their name, had also recently beaten off to Sonic the Hedgehog-adjacent pornography

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


turn your monitor on.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Unconventional usage but i'll allow it

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

TVs Ian posted:

I know that somebody once referred to the teaser as “Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus,” and that’s what the game is called now as far as I’m concerned.

Another strong contender:

https://twitter.com/FauxBen/status/1133779458601627648?s=19

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Hihohe posted:

turn your monitor on.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

No cops at pride

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

No cops at pride

What are you supposed to throw bricks at, then?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

Do you have any idea how weird it is that people consume video game cartoon animal gently caress fantasies as just part of their 24-hour attention slurry

Turns out it's not particularly weird at all because weird is normal and so not at all weird

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What are you supposed to throw bricks at, then?

Woke Brands

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

What?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

It means you gotta go down on her in the parking lot

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


He’s preparing his hair in order to optimally perform oral sex on his date

E;fap

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007


Im going to suck my wife's dick.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


I think it's a dumb half-ironic 'i guess I have to do my hair like a woman now' thing? Help me out sportsballers

Efb slow phone

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I think it's a dumb half-ironic 'i guess I have to do my hair like a woman now' thing? Help me out sportsballers

Jesus Christ.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Last Chance posted:

He’s preparing his hair in order to optimally perform oral sex on his date

E;fap

Oh, right. I thought it was some kind of basketball thing.
Edit: I am not a clever man.

gleebster has a new favorite as of 18:59 on Jun 2, 2019

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Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I think it's a dumb half-ironic 'i guess I have to do my hair like a woman now' thing? Help me out sportsballers

Efb slow phone

Lol my dude jfc

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