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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
That's probably a very sexist meme if the genders we're reversed and I suppose that's the hilarity

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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QuickbreathFinisher posted:

No cops at pride

Gay cops?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

It's me, Mr. Whiff, here to get macrowned

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

No

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Lol how am I supposed to perform "oral sex" on my wife if she has no dick?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
It’s 2019 and there are male wives dude

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
I guess you could kinda pretend the vagina has sensation like a Penis and just lick and slurp it a bunch

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I guess you could kinda pretend the vagina has sensation like a Penis and just lick and slurp it a bunch

Gotta eat it like it is a soup

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Gotta eat it like it is a soup

The soup that eats like a meal

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Gotta eat it like it is a soup

*PFFFFFF*

*PFFFFFFF*

Ouch, hot hot!!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Cunnilingus is the bedrock of any sexual relationship

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

*PFFFFFF*

*PFFFFFFF*

Ouch, hot hot!!

You've got to foo it first. That's why it's called a blow job.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Lol this guy is trying to trick me into blowing into my partner's vagina, expanding her like a balloon and sending her sailing over the fence where he can pop her with a dart gun and claim her for himself

Well joke's on you idiot, she's not even REAL

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

It means you're automatically the son of a French tennis player-turned-singer-songwriter.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Ha makes hot that's why you need to hoo into it and blow it up like a balloon

Idiots

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Ha makes hot that's why you need to hoo into it and blow it up like a balloon

Idiots

Good avatar post combo

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



GoGoGadgetChris posted:

*PFFFFFF*

*PFFFFFFF*

Ouch, hot hot!!

I can't believe you, you gave ME!?! the old spicy vagina?!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Sjs00 posted:

That's probably a very sexist meme if the genders we're reversed and I suppose that's the hilarity

It's a fairly common meme with that basic setup, and yes the gender reversal is why I found it funny and posted it.

I also love the poster who decided it has to be some sort of arcane and impenetrable sport-related joke

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

bike tory posted:

It's a fairly common meme with that basic setup, and yes the gender reversal is why I found it funny and posted it.

I also love the poster who decided it has to be some sort of arcane and impenetrable sport-related joke

Yeah it was a great meme I scored many internet points with it

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
*basic sexuality meme*

Goon: wtf is this sportsball bullshit, goddamn jock Chads, tfw no Stacy gf

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Lol this guy is trying to trick me into blowing into my partner's vagina, expanding her like a balloon and sending her sailing over the fence where he can pop her with a dart gun and claim her for himself

Well joke's on you idiot, she's not even REAL

i heard you (well, she) can die from that

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Sagebrush posted:

i heard you (well, she) can die from that

This kills the woman

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Don't hoo or ha into a hoo ha.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

a gay class traitor is still a class traitor

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Is he pretending to do that for an underwater weighing test?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Don't hoo or ha into a hoo ha.

Can I hee?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Stoatbringer posted:

Is he pretending to do that for an underwater weighing test?

I cant't believe his mom would stoop so low

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
5 Lowtax spine bux he's driving the same Jeep he got for free doing Jurassic Park.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Stoatbringer posted:

Is he pretending to do that for an underwater weighing test?

Lol this is it. You see his sister took a shower that morning but he didn’t get to

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Sjs00 posted:

That's probably a very sexist meme if the genders we're reversed and I suppose that's the hilarity

It's not really

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Yikes

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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All three women are gonna blow one guy? Only in America

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Consensual sex in long term relationships?

That's a yikes from me, a goon.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


scandalous

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If American situational comedy television programmes have taught me anything, it's that there is no sex in relationships. Only hate and loathing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

If American situational comedy television programmes have taught me anything, it's that there is no sex in relationships. Only hate and loathing.

Nah, they have sex in later seasons.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

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Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Blind Rasputin posted:

Lol this is it. You see his sister took a shower that morning but he didn’t get to

It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

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